How often do you shit your pants when encountering the UDM at night?
>>28977843Whats a udm
>>28977843And why's this guy in the passing lane?
>>28977845
yeah just like i shit myself when some retard with a crackle tune on his gti drives byso scary
>>28977845آلة قيادة غير موثوقة
>>28977843>flips the mirror
>>28977848He's American and thinks its "the fast lane" so he can camp in it if any of the following are true>he's not going slow (doing the speed limit)>he's speeding by a little>he's speeding by a lotIts the passing lane. Keep right except to pass.
>>28977848so he can stage videos of other peoples' cars for spics to obsessively post
>>28977851Fuck sake I thought it mean us domestic market yall are retarded stop abbreviating everything nigger
>>28977843why would I shit my pants in this scenario?
>>28977909because there’s an apex predator right behind you
>>28977871its clearly canada.i was driving the canadian trans highway at like 3am. speed limit was 120, warning signs telling me my car will be impounded if I go 140i have my cruise set to 135 on a single lane roadfucking trucker comes up behind me towing a boat going at least 150i pull over and let him passthis happened twice more with faster drivers
I am the (S)UDM
>>28977956kek!wow you were going a whole 83mph! what a fuckin maniac! why are canadians so retarded?
>>28977843I just googled it. They're only going 61 MPH. Is that supposed to be fast in Europe? I thought you guys were disciplined about not croozin in the passing lane.
>>28977971That's the national speed limit in japan.
>>28977843>turns lights off to intimidate with the DRLs>could have blown by him in half a second but chose to creep up and shoot flames to exert dominance before pulling awayare F90 drivers the biggest chads on the road?
>>28977956>>28977871it’s on the kraut autobahn
>>28977956The speedo says 80 on the left lane camper. 80 in poverty units per hour is slow. For the camper to be surprised the he is being passed while going 80 then he must be using MPH.
>>28977969the point is i was being cautious cause of the stunt driving laws while the locals do not care.ps i never saw a single copalso canada does not allow lit up billboards or even streetlamps. the entire drive was in pitch black
>>28977843I've never seen a McLaren on the road, so no
>>28977950I'm not a child, why would I be scared of a pedo?
>>28977873this
>>28978048you should have learned this in like elementary school.
>>28978096Brown hands typed this post
>>28978096Lmao. Anyone dumb enough to start road raging a Prius with a saving gas for more ammo sticker is going to the Darwin award and I won't be crying for him.
>>28978130you're going to shoot someone and spend the rest of your life getting raped in prison because they passed you after you were camping in the passing lane. and you're calling them dumb
>>28978046I’ve seen 3 McLaren GTS in a row the other day. I assume they were heading to the local track for some testing or something
>>28977843Why are you in the passing lane with no one else around. Fucking retard.
>>28978139Anon going to prison still won't unkill the other guy thoughbeit
>>28978210He was going 96 mph. He can be in the fast lane.
>>28978296doubful he'd even hit him, imagine trying to hit a WOT M5 with a pistol on the highway while driving a fucking prius lmao>>28978309kilometers per hour, not miles, genius.
>>28978332just do it while he's showing off his epic flame tune lol
>>28978309This is Germany dumbass, he's going 60mph
>>28978349he still won't hit him. gonna shoot HPs through the windshield? hang his arm out the window and shoot lefty blind? best bet would be to pull up next to him and shoot through the passenger window but he has 6x the hp he does so i doubt that'd happen. face it, with an M5 prius boy is getting his face stuffed in the pillow and there's nothing he can do about it.
>>28977845eUro Dance Music
>>28977843>riding with mom>stupid subhuman edgar in a bmw flashing behind us>pull out the COLT 45 DOMESTIC>send this spic homonculus back to hell screaming with three lead balls through his diabetic chest cavity
>>28978611Mom said she's taking away your xbox if you don't apply for 4 more jobs by the end of tomorrow, fella.
>>28978139Why would I go to prison if some retard starts an altercation and escalates it in a threatening way? That's not how it works.
>>28978651in the op vid if you shot at the M5 driver you would go to prison.
>>28977843Just a jeet/arabian in a carmax car (auto only). We should have never given these people forklifts.
>>28977988>>turns lights off to intimidate with the DRLswhy do BMW ricers love LEDs so much kek
>>28979059Because the kind of people into BMWs are still stuck in the Maxpower era where a shitbox with neons is "wickid innit"
>>28979063Not sure what you mean it's literally a shitbox with neons stock
>IM GONNA INTIMIDATE OTHER MOTORISTS WITH MY LED LIGHTS!!!>wdym I'm a ricer, I drive a car from Europe!!
>>28978096I'd be more scared of a predator that plays Titanfall. Apex is just a disappointment
>>28977843This webm is almost as gay as OP
>>28977843Your mom creams herself when she sees the Unwieldy Dark Man
