i fialed my test for the 8th time n wanna kms. im 30 n have nothing n in order to move forward in laifu i need to get a driver's license. i live in america .
>>28984798you need to practice more
>>28984798Hey, eighth time's a charm... okay, maybe not. But honestly, the most legendary drivers always have the most chaotic origin stories. Don't let the DMV break your spirit—you've got this next time!
Are you a cowboy, looking for anything "heavy"?
How do you fail in the US? Their driving tests are almost africa tier. If you've failed 8 times you should be assigned a retard wrangler and a seat on a short yellow bus.
How do you manage to fail 8 times? I need to know the details
you must be a retard nigga.Buy this game and practice driving even with just controller or keyboard/mouse.You drive in city traffic and it tells you all the things you get wrong on the road as you do them, I've seen it go on sale for $5.
>>28984812dunno, the instructor makes me nervous and this time i failed i was instructed to make a right and bam, there was homeless man on a bike riding the wrong way and i slammed on my brakes so hard that the instructor's water cup splashed on his face. he just told me to go straight back to the DMV....
>>28984817yeah that'll do ityou'll get em next time, and if you don't then get on here and tell us what happened lol
>>28984798>>28984798If you take a motorcycle safety course, you can get your license only doing the written test without taking the riding portion. Or you can ride dirty, possibly for years without a license. pls don't die if you do this
>>28984826>Too retarded to take a driver's test>Hop on a dual sportBased accelerationist.
I'm legitimately retarded with certified low IQ and receive disability for it, I cant drive because I cant remember the rules of the road, intersections,who goes first,ect I want to get a Tesla but if it does an error and tells you to take over I cant even do that most likely
>>28984826>OP fails eight times to get a driver's license Anon says, just get a motorcycle bro.......
>>28984798try not getting drunk before the test next time, retard
>>28984817So he wanted you to crash instead?
>>28984798wat state
>>28990232Failure to kill the homeless. Instant driving ban.
>>28990236utah
>>28989177is it liberating in a way just knoeing youre certifiably retarded? i was known as the smart kid growing up and ive had/have all these expectations placed upon me and I hate the pressure
>>28992312just move, certified retard
>>28984798dont train for what you need, train to be much better so that the test is childs play.
>>28992339Not really I wish I could do alot of things but I know I cant as it would inconvenience or endanger other people, I have my part time job and routine it could be way worse, when people know you dont drive it flips and switch and they want nothing to do with me.
>>28984817I think I found the problem: You think have bad luck instead of taking responsibility.
>>28984798how? i'm retarded and passed easily
>>28984798You’re retarded and need to be kept off the road. You’re a hazard to everybody else,
>>28992879>>2899288999% it's a troll thread. You can say anything on the internet, you can pretend to be anyone. Here, on /o/ it's very common for people to roleplay as whatever. There's no way someone failed an American test 8 times as is interested in cars enough to be posting to /o/. We've had video games for half a century+, there's no way people who would come to /o/ can't pass an American driving test.
