Is there a good place to get legit seat belt extenders? These chintzy ones on scamazon look like they'll break in a crash and send me through the windshield. I don't wanna hear that fucking chime every time I start the car or feel like taking my belt off.
How fat are you, OP? We need to know to in order to find the right length extender.
Maybe look to an elephant harness retrofit
got to a junkyard and find a car with long seatbelt buckle.
>>28985153What? Why would you need one? What is the use case?
No.Its either a OBD2 feature for the back seats, or its manufacture software sheenigans. Or its Chinesium.
>>28985201>What is the use case?To be brown.
>>28985201Are you guys fucking retarded? I said in my post it's to shut the seatbelt chime up. That's why they're used, and they've been banned on all market sites for killing people because most are chinkshit. Wanted to see if there are known good ones.
>>28985334Just disconnect the seat belt chime?
>>28985334What company other than some shady Chinese factory is going to make these? It’s a huge liability to help people break the law and put their lives at risk like that, so I doubt Dorman or another big aftermarket name is going to make that part. Should probably make you wonder why no one legit makes those, because nobody legit uses them either. Wear your seatbelt so we don’t have to scrape you off the road.
>>28985153>I don't wanna hear that fucking chime every time I start the carI heard you can plug your car's seatbelt into the original seatbelt anchor point and that stops the chime, but don't quote me on that
>>28985334Are you fucking retarded? Do one simple wiring
>>28985153>fixes your seat belt chime (aka built-in dashboard screeching leftist)nothing personnel kid
>>28985334have you considered wearing the seat belt?
>>28985334They're banned because they're not actually for extending the seatbelt, just for shutting the alarm up. They're functionally identical to picrel except you can't even open your beer with it.
>>28985334Oh. You’re retarded.
>>28985334When you asked for "legit seat belt extenders" and mentioned not getting sent through the windshield in a crash there was an assumption that you had a legitimate need for something non-retarded.
>>28985341>>28985392Yeah let me just rewire my company's fleet vehicle...
Just jump the wires dingus. God damn this board is worse than /g/
>>28985452You’re not the same guy. Go away I want to hear from him not you.
Never knew /o/ was a board full of pearl clutchers, these are great for when you're constantly hopping in and out of a work vehicle on site so its not like you're going fast anyway.
>>28985520>pearl clutchersThey're just the ones that replied.I always use my seatbelt, except for when I'm driving around the farm picking up sticks or dumping gravel or dirt. I would never not use my seatbelt when out driving, it keeps my tiny ass from being thrown away from the controls when I do powerslides. I wish my golf cart had a seatbelt. I use the seatbelt on my zero-turn lawn mower.But, I don't care if someone else does this shit, that's on them, so I didn't say anything.
>>28985520this board is now full of nocars and brown keyboard racing wrenchlets. it's always been dogshit, but now in a very reddit way.but ops just as reddit for not just running an illegal one thats always in.
>>28985526>zero-turn lawn mowerAnd not just any $2k dollar store zero-turn.Mine was over $10k new last summer. Kubota Z422, V-twin.It'll do wheelies and J-turns like a sumbitch. I have gates in my fence, and I do J-turns into them where the spin happens right through the fence.... ah yeah. I have nowhere else to talk about it.
>>28985541>I have nowhere else to talk about it.I have no five-digit zero turn mower, only a shitty regular Kubudumudu that's older than I am, but I understand this on an instinctual level.
>>28985541If your mower ain't doin picrel when you mash both bars forward, you need a better mower. Lol I spent over twice on my zero-turn than what I did on my car.
I mow 0.35 acre in oklahoma with a push mower, just end my suffering
>>28985567>0.35 acreI'm working with 25-27 acres, though a lot of it is forest. I'm about to go out on it after this post. Sorta been procrastinating.
Who needs seatbelts? Only turd worlders go without them
>>28985569Idk what you're trying to tell me, but .35 acres of turf with a push mower sucks ass I assure you.
>>28985153>look like they'll break in a crash and send me through the windshieldThis is why international standards exist. If you can buy it, and its advertised to be where you need it, its safe.
>>28985632Good job wasting time and resources mowing grass for no reason you retarded liberal
>>28985632Yes it does. I just walked in from going on the zero-turn. I really did start mowing after that last post, I have sand in my mouth.Back in my day my family had one like picrel, and I used hand gas mowers most of my life. It's a bitch to run a push mower, especially around big hills, I totally get it.
>>28985655As opposed to my yard looking like a tweaker trailer? I'm good.
>>28985334Are YOU retarded? Just go to a junkyard and cut off the belt and take the latch
>>28985671Retarded brown hands typed this post
>>28985153lose weight
>>28985452Yeah let me just illegally add a seatbelt extender to my company's fleet vehicle...
>>28985630lmao
>>28985404>have you considered wearing the seat belt?
>>28985334Just get the chinkshit garbage.You dont care about your safety or health so why does it matter?
>>28985681>please be brown. please be brown. please be brown
>>28985722As the son of a retired paramedic, I can ASSURE YOU that seatbelts aren't safer than without them. He has many horror stories to tell, and he usually spares me the gruesome details. I won't deny that there are cases where they have saved lives, but the number of acute injuries and incidental deaths outweighs themThe only reason that seatbelts are pushed so hard is for insurance and so they can charge extra for safety features. Don't even get me started on back up cameras and lane keep assist...
>>28985687Multi drop drivers are allowed no seat belt by law. (eg a post man) They're not allowed to defeat the bonging noise apparently.
>>28985739Your dad is a faggot.
just pull the plug
>>28985739>The only reason that seatbelts are pushed so hard is...so the police can have another way to $$fine$$ you.
>>28985739I'm so glad you can ASSURE ME (all caps), I will believe your source and trust you dude
>>28985739>number of acute injuries and incidental deaths outweighs themBullshit.This is the same old tired "if he wouldnt have had his seat belt on he would have been thrown clear and survived!!" type of garbage. Your paramedic parent was trained for triage in a 6 month course. They werent a doctor or engineer. That collapsed lung from a seat belt would have otherwise been a human cannonball traveling through the windshield and splattering against the back of the truck they rearended.Your parent is a dumbfuck and so are you.Stop wearing your seat belt. Fastest way to eliminate you from the gene pool.
>>28985772Don’t be mean to him. His dad is gay.
>>28985772>Your paramedic parent was trained for triage in a 6 month course. They werent a doctor or engineer.His qualifications are irrelevant because as a paramedic he was first on the scene (every time) and personally witnessed things that you can only hypothesize about.
>>28985805He was first on the scene so he could look at their penises without anybody finding out.
>>28985805>Arrive to crash>Guy hit another guy head on at 50mph each>Both drivers dead >"Wellllll if they didn't have their seatbelts on they woulda been thrown out and gotten some scuffs and a headache but lived, eeeeyup that's for sure!" Real life experience doesn't mean you will necessarily come to the correct conclusion, especially if you are a retard.
>>28985814>guy swerves to avoid a collision>guy end up upside down in a river>car filling with water>seat belt traps guy inside so he drowns and dieshey look. i can move goalposts too!
>>28985817Your dad gets horny thinking about that guy getting all wet in the river.
>>28985814>if they didn't have their seatbelts on they woulda been thrown outNo. If they didn't have seatbelts on they would've driven more carefully and avoided the collision.Imagine if the airbag in the centre of the steering wheel was replaced with a dagger pointing directly at your chest. You'd drive more carefully knowing that if you crash you're going to die.Seatbelts (and airbags and being inside a steel cage on wheels) promotes self-assurance and confidence and eliminates the self-preservation instinct that we all have. This results in careless driving that ultimately results in fatal collisions.
>>28985755>socket switch is normally open.
>>28985817Hitting water in a vehicle is like slamming a brick wall. He would have been dead or knocked unconscious without the seat belt.If he cant get his seat belt off then hes not going to get the door open or shatter a window.I was in an Armored Cav unit and went through extensive rollover and water submersion training. Im not just pulling this out of my ass- ive been on the rotisserie in the dunk tank with a frog on standby (never need him because im high speed, low drag).
why not just plug the seatbelt in and not wear it>>28985839>Imagine if the airbag in the centre of the steering wheel was replaced with a dagger pointing directly at your chest.please let this happen it would be so fucking funny>>28986000this isnt a flex considering the side of the us military, i'm an ebin firefighter and did Sea Survival myself(four day total course to be allowed to be on a ship by myself to babysit an alarm panel)
>>28985153The dealer will often just give them to you.
>>28985334Wrap it around the back of the seat and connect it. Shuts up the ding, keeps the loose belt from rattling against the side, and if a cop happens to roll up behind you it might trick him into thinking you're wearing it if you live in a fascist state where you have to worry about that shit.
>>28986038>>28986090I still want the ability to wear the belt when going onto the road, just not around parking lots at low speed
>>28986117How old is your vehicle? Is it even going to let you do that with an extender?
>>28986038>this isnt a flexMy unit was 500+ and I swear to God there was maybe 20 people that knew Moby Dick was a book.That doesnt negate the fact that ive been through swift water survival training and have gotten 50,000 fucking pound vehicles sideways on asphalt AND dirt.Pic related is real.1960 Corvair factory option.The boomers that say "seat belts cause more injuries than the actual accidents!!" designed this and sold it to the public.
>>28985715>if you aren't walking around with live explosives on your head on a hair trigger, you're just a cuck
>>28985739what the hell does a paramedic know about statistics or longterm injuries? they're just gauze monkeys who keep all the fluids in until they bring them to someone with actual expertise or experience
>>28985839>soldiers these days wearing helmets are just encouraging them to be cowardly! they just need to man up and go over the top and charge the hun like a real man!
>>28986149>Muh boomersThat was silent generation faggot
>>28985739in ww1 with the introduction of helmets there was an increase in the number of soldiers with head injuries
>>28986149a ship i was on caught fire once and another ship i was on managed to have a flood ABOVE the waterline and those are the two most boring stories i have of service>>28986293this is a well recorded phenomenon and is basically that people with safety gear feel more robust than they are and take more risks. if you aren't a gormless retard, protective gear will save you from normal low-impact routine accidents. same shit as wearing a hard hat. it wont save you when a crane falls down but plenty of people die from having tools or debris dropped on them, which a hard hat WILL save you from. but people who end up wearing hard hats have a bad tendency to stand under crane loads because they are retarded lead-addled boomers and gen x-ers who think they're invincible even without the hard hatlots of fuddlore of the opposite too. >hurr i dont wear knee pads to do painting/drywall/whatever whats gonna happen>but my buddy dave got shot in the knee with a shotgun on the jobsite once, kneepads didnt save him so im not gonna wear mine lolthen they wonder why their knees hurt literally all the time once they hit 45lane assist and similar devices are stupid though and just make drivers lazier with no actual safety benefit THOUGH
>>28986585dumbest post of the day, kys>>28986236close second>>28985334>>28985153bumping this request because thread was derailed by reatards and I also want one:What is a seatbelt extender i can leave plugged in to make my car shut up, and isn’t going to fall apart when i’m actually wearing the seatbelt and get into an accident?
>>28986585The increase in head injuries was because the helmets worked and kept people alive. It wouldn't be considered a "head injury" if you died.That anon was being ironic / facetious.
>>28986790Yes it would, your head got injured and you died as a result of a head injury.Inb4>but I didn't die though
>>28986812Have you, at any time in your life, admitted to being wrong about something?
Some cars have methods of disabling the seatbelt chime. I know for Subarus you turn the ignition to “accessory” and insert/remove the driver side seat belt 20 times within like 10 seconds.I had a Honda that could roll down the windows by holding the unlock button on the key fob. Idk why manufacturers don’t add more programmable features like this
>>28986988Used to be it was a physical buzzer module, usually under the dash, and you could just disconnect the connector to it and your door and belt noises would disappear.
>>28986781Those first two posts are true though
>>28985839your armchair psychology degree is worthless. I'll humour you, you're disregarding millions of case studies and other examples to push your niche viewpoint. Seatbelts save lives, and people drove dangerously with 60s cars all the time, which had no safety features, repetition breeds complacency, and driving is a repetitive activity, there has never been more statistically safe accidents in history than right now with all the extra safety crap and crumple-zones in cars.
>>28987378>you're disregarding millions of case studiesName one.>Seatbelts save livesProve it.>repetition breeds complacencyRepetition breeds confidence and when you combine over-confidence with a lack of self-preservation while feeling safe and secure wearing your seatbelt harness inside a steel cage on wheels surrounded by airbags then you have someone who is reckless and dangerous. Cars are too safe. If people crash they should die so they can't crash again. Kinda like riding a motorcycle. But the west has become a nanny state with over-protective rules, laws, and regulations that cater to the lowest common denominators of society. The sort of retards who repeat the mantra "seatbelts save lives" because the man on the telly said it so it must be true! Nigga please. A seatbelt's function is to save the occupant's life (You) so if you decide not to wear one you get fined and penalised for not protecting your own life. But shouldn't your life be in your hands and not the state government's?
>>28987470If you get stopped and fined for a seatbelt violation congratulations you live in a white area with no crime where cops can be that petty. At least you/they don't have to deal with real crime. It's a double edged sword since white people can be petty af. A seatbelt ticket? My nigga you live in a giant HOA.
>>28985814>Real life experience doesn't mean you will necessarily come to the correct conclusion, especially if you are a retard.i just want you to know i laughed at this and it made me choke on my gatorade but i'm not mad at you
>>28987475No, my city is experiencing record crime levels while the police are busy catching motorists speeding so they can make money. But there's no money to be made by tackling real crime. Hence, the current crime wave.
>>28987470so you can prove that airbags, specially, contribute to more driving deaths. and not some other correlating factor like increasing driver population or driven hours, right?
>>28987493i can prove that ur mom charges $2 for anal because i kept the receipt
>>28987499so no you can't then
>>28987503airbags lead to over-confidence which leads to dangerous and deadly consequences.
>>28987480There's no money to be made in seatbelt tickets. You think the government can be funded by a $100 ticket being given out every few hours?
>>28987526who said anything about government funds? the police are a business that extorts money out of civilians for their own capital gains.
>>28987530I think a better non-schizo definition would be a public service tasked with safety and crime response. But I was 17 once too.
>>28986781Fuck me. Unless there's something I'm missing here, you and OP must be a dumb as a whole barrel of rocks.
>>28987514You're an idiot and that's just cope. Following your logic every car should have a spear point in the centre of the steering wheel.Also, what about passengers? Are they being over-confident too?Retard or very, very bad troll
>>28987526my local police literally did a legally questionable thing where they dressed up as hobos and ticketed anyone not wearing a seatbelt. apparently they handed out like 54 tickets in a couple hoursand tickets should not be a revenue stream anyway
>>28987763>my local police literally did a legally questionable thing where they dressed up as hobos and ticketed anyone not wearing a seatbelt.Proof? That will have made the news
>>28987765it didhttps://globalnews.ca/news/11744012/undercover-police-traffic-infractions-halifax/though i made a mistake, it was "distracted driving" as the target but they nailed people for other stuff too. and everyone made the excuse that it's "insensitive" to look homeless as cope for getting caught texting and driving with a suspended license and two open containers of liquor in the back
>>28987763Your HOA cracker/kike city council members made them do it. Cops are not sitting around going, you know what let's waste our entire shifts actually doing work and get a whole bunch of court cases to ruin our vacation days. They want to sit there and do nothing all shift. You have a pestering city council and need to vote out whichever ones are bringing up seat belt bullshit. Or there's some Karen citizen bringing it up in meetings that won't shut up.
>>28987780>Halifax, Canada>84% whiteTold you. That's the only bad thing about majority white areas is they get so fucking petty and the government just becomes an HOA. The Anglo cultural roots don't help either, Anglo governments are highly totalitarian.
>>28987790>>Halifax, Canada>>84% whitecoulda fooled me, all i see in the urban core is jeets and the occasional Blvck Womyn seething about AFRICAN NOVA SCOTIANS because they bulldozed a trailer park to build a bridge in the 60slike theres literally a place called Africville and people get shot there all the time at their Provd Blvck Evvnts
>>28987780>https://globalnews.ca/news/11744012/undercover-police-traffic-infractions-halifax/Based Canuks
>>28985334Bro, you know how stupid /o/ is. They can't even fathom a situation where your seatbelt chime is going off, and it's completely safe to not have the belt on. >be me pulling up to house>need passenger to move trash cans>they unbuckle as we pull up>chime keeps sounding off even though they are no longer in the car>BING BING BING BING>>28985671How are you going to buckle your seatbelt into the latch from the junkyard?
>>28987850>They can't even fathom a situation where your seatbelt chime is going off, and it's completely safe to not have the belt on.Just turn off the ignition.
>>28987850>chime keeps sounding off even though they are no longer in the carThis cannot be true. There is a load sensor in the seat cushion otherwise the alarm would be going off whenever you are driving solo.
>>28987863Well, it is. I even tried throwing it in park and back into drive to see if that would reset it. It needs to be shutoff for the BING BING BING to stop. It's a family member's 2023 Subaru.
>>28987869It sounds like it's faulty, otherwise you couldn't drop a passenger off in traffic - you'd have to stop the car. My 2019 Volvo ignores the passenger belts (all 4) unless the car detects the seat(s) are occupied, then it warns me. If anyone gets out I get a red light from the seat that unfastened the belt and a chime if the car moves, which goes out if they get out.Plus you'd compromise your restraints system rather than turn it off.
>>28987881You know what? You're probably right. I thought new cars were just like this. I'll check it out. Thanks, anon.
>>28987863You don't seem to be aware how shitty and jeet coded modern cars are. My Mazda chime goes off even when the vehicle is in park. Jeets program these heaps of garbage. They do not work as they should.
>>28987886You're welcome. The only downside of the system is you can't put a heavy bag on any of the seats, otherwise the system thinks there's someone in the seat and the light illuminates and alarm goes off.
>>28987895see>>28987881which is me showing I do understand. Also your reference to "jeets" probably means you're both low intelligence and low testosterone and I'd guess you don't know how to use the system correctly..Your Mazda will not chime if there's no-one in the seat.
>>28985839That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever read in my life.
>>28987905>Your Mazda will not chime if there's no-one in the seat.I'M IN THE FUCKING DRIVER SEAT, A REQUIREMENT FOR THE CAR TO BE DRIVING. IT BEEPS BECAUSE OF ME YOU FUCKING RETARD.You're seriously talking about intelligence here you primitive brown?
now that all the ((()))s have had their say, i am bumping this >>28986781 to see if we can get any answers
>>28988101I was referring to the passenger seat, you complete and utter capslock retard.So your car beeps at you when you're in the driver's seat with your belt fastened?
>>28988123Just wear the belt
>>28988152I saw a review the other day and the presenter was sitting ON the belt.That's one way to do it.
>>28986585>lane assist and similar devices are stupid thoughI have these in my new car and I despise it. If I want to follow closely, I don't want my car screaming bells and whistles at me for it, and certainly not braking for me. I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm looking at the car ahead of me, I know where the car is, I know how close I want to be to it. And if I want to change lanes without using a turn signal because there's nobody blocking me in or coming up the side, especially on sloping roads, I ESPECIALLY don't want to feel my own fucking steering wheel fighting my turn. Incredibly annoying nanny features.
>>28988123Lose weight, fatass.
>>28987514So you can prove this then, right?
>>28988209imagine you're swimming in shark infested waters. would you feel safer inside a steel cage or outside a steel cage?
>>28987971>I lack the intellect to comprehend this logic so it must be retarded!no u
>>28987630lol @ this NPC bootlicker
>>28985334>I said in my post it's to shut the seatbelt chime upMy first thoughts were "wtf is a seatbelt chime?" but I guess my car has a chime if I dont put on my seatbelt but I never hear it because I just wear it. do you have a job where you are constantly getting in and out of your vehicle? Im confused as to what you are trying to achieve here because it sounds like you want to wear the seatbelt:>These chintzy ones on scamazon look like they'll break in a crash and send me through the windshieldbut if thats the case youd just wear the seatbelt? If you dont want to wear the seatbelt why not just do what >>28985671 said?> I don't wanna hear that fucking chime every time I start the carPut your seatbelt on first? this is genuinely the most retarded post I have seen on /o/ ever
>>28988163> That's one way to do it.Until you’re in an accident. Or a traffic stop
>>28985334you fat fuck
>>28988222So is this the proof that airbags, specially, contribute to more driving deaths. and not some other correlating factor like increasing driver population or driven hours, right?
>>28988139Yes, it is jeet coded. Sometimes I'll fasten the belt and it keeps beeping. It has something to do with it being put in park then taken out. It shouldn't fucking beep when my belt is off with the car in park anyway. It also has an issue with the automatic parking brake, sometimes I have to restart the car to get it to turn off. I'll start the car and the parking brake will just refuse to turn off so the car can't go until it's restarted and it decides not to do it. 2024 Mazda 3 btw.
>>28988333The car is made in Mexico, so bean coded rather. There's a fuck ton of other programming issues, some eerily fatal.
