I miss when cars were boring. Boring is good.
I’m bored.
>>28986089i am a torture victim
Boring sedans > boring cuckovers and SUVs
>>28986079Cars are still boring but now with angry lines and oil with less lubricity than my load.
>>28986123there's really no difference except the boring sedan has less cargo space.
>>28986079So buy a boring car from that era????
>>28986129Imo boring sedans of that era used to be way wilder than today's SUVs and cuckovers
>>28986133the only thing wild about 2000s VAG sedans was their abhorrent engineering decisions and reliability.
>>28986132I have one, it's great, but one day I'll have to get something newer, and I'll hate it.
>>28986139>but one day I'll have to get something newer, and I'll hate it.Get into wrenchingThere are cars from the 50s still rolling to this day so what's stopping you from maintaining your 30 year old car until you die?
>>28986129There's huge amount of difference including cargo space in the sedan's favor. Kys.
>>28986187crossovers/SUVs have more cargo space. how the fuck does a sedan with the seats down = more cargo space than a hatch with the seats down.
>>28986198>crossovers/SUVs have more cargo spaceFalse. Normalfags are so easily tricked. My old VW Passat sedan had way more cargo space than the Kia cuckover I got afterwards. Retards overestimate cargo space in the average cuckover.
>>28986187It's impossible to sleep in most sedans while it's easy to do in most crossovers. Just like it's much easier to transport dogs and every day cargo items in a crossover. Sedans should have never been created.
>>28986203>my shitbox had more cargo space than this other random unnamed shitbox of who knows what classsteller comparison captain tard.
>>28986079>I miss when cars were boring. Boring is good.You probably haven't driven a car-like product like the Fiat 126p.It was very loud, but very slow, its brakes were as weak as if they were made of cheese, and the steering was so stiff that turning was as tiring as swinging a pickaxe.And it was terribly unreliable. You know the saying: Why did the Fiat 126p have a heated rear window? To keep your hands warm when you push it.
>>28986206Sedans with liftbacks are the ideal vehicles to own. Crossovers are for women who need elevation to feel safe. Are you a woman?
>>28986316Things were different in the developed world... Pretty much every vehicle in OP's pic except for the VW, the Subaru, the Nissan and the Intrepid were really good vehicles even to this day.
>>28986318A sedan with a liftback is a cucked hatchback which is a crossover which makes YOU the woman. Crossovers are for more than just ride height. They're just practical vehicles and those sell insanely well in America.
>>28986079Boring car good
>>28986079hell yeah
>>28986323Holy shit cuckover homosexuals have literally no idea what they're talking about. >Crossovers are for more than just ride height.Right they're also there to "make you feel safe" at the cost of everyone else in traffic risking getting overran by a soccer mom who tends to her kids in the backseats.>They're just practical vehiclesNo, they're fool proof vehicles. There's a difference. Station wagons and sedans with liftbacks are way more practical in every scenario. It's just that crossovers and SUVs turn bad drivers into bulletproof tanks.>those sell insanely well in America.As does McDonald's.
In every cuckover is an insanely selfish soccer mom OR faggot who is only concerned with their own safety. They don't care that they increase the risk of overall death in traffic. They're just looking to cover their asses. And they will pay with an extremely poor and wobbly ride quality for it.
>>28986659I really wish those hatches caught on and became a common option.
>>28986666They're fairly common in the higher price segments. I laugh when I see someone driving his cuckover around and then opens the trunk and it's the tiniest space ever. What's even the benefit of driving a gay car around without any practical benefit to boot?
>>28986079So Teslas aren't boring to you?
>>28986675Model Y Juniper looks like a baby that shit his diapers. I can't unsee it. The whole back looks like a fat log of shit. Anyone that's ever seen a kid run around with shit in his diapers knows what I'm talking about.
>>28986679Yeah, women typically see performance cars and think they look silly and then associate them with whatever is typically on a woman's mind (child rearing, cooking, etc).
>>28986670This is quite small anon. Compared to the size of the vehicle this is tiny. Thats a backpack for goodness' sake
>>28986684That's larger than the average cuckover trunk for sure. Cuckovers rarely have that much depth in the storage space, mostly only vertical space.
>>28986670>>28986686>Cuckovers rarely have that much depth in the storage spaceI work at a Subaru dealer, and the salesmen are very open about the fact that the Crosstrek is more or less identical to the Impreza in terms of lengths and widths. It's the same car with a bit taller roof and raised suspension, but it costs 10% more. And it's our best selling model. Tiresome.
>>28986705It's crazy how easily tricked normalfags are by slightly higher ground elevation.
>>28986079Now cars are boring AND Expensive (buy in, maintenance, repairs)
>boring old ;O>boring new ;/ Nostalgiafags are on another level of delusion.
>>28986670Are they? Which other cars have it?
>>28986666mazda made some cool shit back in the 90s
>>28986670liftbacks are gay and retarded and you're gay and retarded for liking them>>28986705more taller more safer
>>28986788ESL poster leave /o/
>>28986843shuddup retart
>>28986843english is the only language I speak, I speak it better than you, and I have zero respect for itI WILL misspell things and use improper grammar for comedic effect and there's nothing (You) can do about it but seethe
