It's over
I knew this would happen sooner or later. one of the three men who left a huge impression on my childhood is going to pass away soon, and It makes me feel old and sad.
>>28989252kek
>smoke for 40 years>get cancerOh no!
>>28989251He's younger than Gerald who beat it and with far more money. What kind of cancer does he have?
he will be fine. he enough money for the best doctors in the woooorld
He’s apparently had it for more than a year. It was announced in an episode that was filmed ‘24 or 25. Probably not good.
>>28989245Why do I feel a relish? Good. He spoke too damn much.
>>28989259it's prostate cancer
>if you'd like to be a replacement Clarkson on Clarksons Farm, write to us at "my name happens to be Jeremy Clarkson" 1 Television Centre, 101 Wood Lane, London W12 7TQ, United Kingdom
>>28989275>>28989267they caught it early he's ok
>>28989275he smokes cock with his ass
>>28989275Does that mean he's not cumming, then?
>>28989275smoking increases your risk for basically every cancer thoughbeit
>>28989275shoulda jerked off more often
>>28989267already had surgery for it. he's probably better since he decided to go public with it
>>28989305
>>28989305kek
Tonight!!!Richard restores an old car.James stands in front of an orange fridge.And I get cancer.
>Drinker>Smoker>Overweighthow could this possibly have happened?
>>28989245>Drink alcohol each day like its normal thirst quencher. >Smoke tobacco few times each day.Getting yourself a cancer because of these 2 reasons is nothing new. These have been most common cancer causes for hundreds of years.
vaxx status?
>>28989312and eating fat makes you fat doiii
>>28989275did he… smoke with his asshole?
Oncogene promoters are an actual thingThey call them vaccines
>an old man gets prostate cancerWow, that's something I have never heard of. I'm surprised he didn't get lung and liver cancer from all of the tobacco and alcohol, he looks 86 at 66.
>>28989245>alcoholic and chain smoker He had a good run considering.
You are now aware that some time in the future you are going to read an article with a header going: "British TV-presenter Jeremy Clarkson passed away at age [X]"
>too'noite>james makes a youtube video in montenegro about an obscure local alcoholic drink>richard gets divorced>and i get arse cancer
People don't realize this because British men age so poorly but Jeremy Clarkson is only 46.
>>28989305fucking kek
>>28989445Richard Hammond is 12.
>>28989445https://youtu.be/lckf6aOA0Ps?si=uCQ1hWDetaIWkVwfAbove is your average 19 year old from Mamchester
In completely unrelated news.
>>28989259It's willy cancer, the tar & nicotine spread to the balls
can't they just go to clarkson island and get another one?
>>28989785based
>>28989325Prostate cancer is not one you bounce back from
>>28989408The very real fact that I will read about Clarkson, Hammond and May all dying in my lifetime is very depressing.
>>28989942prostate cancer has like the best success rates of any type of cancer you nigger
>>28989276Kek
>>28989245UK government's breathing a sigh of relief. The faster he's dead, the faster he stops exposing their farm death-tax bullshit and other scams.
>>28989967i thought it was one of the worst because only old dudes get it, i thought it was basically the leading cause of people dying of nondescript "old age"
>>28989380
>>28989380>>28989785This, It took me scrolling this far down to find someone actually questioning the big vaccinated elephant in the room, the human race truly is a dumb herd that gets easily memory holed within only a few years.
>>28990159>Anyone dies after 2020>It’s a konshpeeeearasheee!Jesus Christ. Go shit up /n/ or something.
>>28990170Jesus Christ. go back to sleep
>>28990157>Kekd & REKTI remember. I can't forget. They *all* shilled vaxx hard, and whoever didn't die from suddenly, coincidence or turbo cancer, will absolutely shill for a jewvaxx again.
>>2899017580% of Americans got the vax. 70% globally.We’d be seeing a lot more of something specific, and only in the vaxxed. We do not.Drinking alcohol, smoking, cigarettes, being around car stuff, being overweight, eating red meat and probably lots of charred grilled food… couldn’t be that!
>>28990157Ironic that the Independent used footage of Jeremy's sheep for that article.
>>28990177Could this be because the vaccines, of themselves, do not affect life expectancy?
>>28989275I had always thought JC was a wanker.Apparently not.
>>28989370>Drink alcohol each day like its normal thirst quencher>*tsch*>ahhhhhh, that's the good stuff>this n one more with my bacon n eggs and I might take the hawg down to the bar to see what the guys are up to. Bill's smokin' some brisket for the game, and Don's pulled some pork - that's enough about his wife though HAHAHAHA>*tsch*
>>28989370Having fun all your life and then getting cancer in your late 60s doesn't sound so bad.
>>28990147most people with prostate cancer die with prostate cancer, not because of it
His last words better be something legendary.
>>28990182Why wouldn't they? The whole entire idea is that they do, but which way they do depends on who people listen to.
>>28990178Go get another booster you cowardly retarded faggot Its been proven the ""vaccine"" did more harm than good. "covid" was a rebranding of a strain of flu. kek.
>>28990551>esl
>>28990625So anti-vax chuds are liberals?
>>28990625>There is zero evidence of that.
>>28990621>>28990625Cope you gutless golem NPC faggots trump is a zio puppet like the rest "covid" was a rebranding of the common cold and people died from the "vaccine"Kill yourselves, you are fucking losers that fell for a psyopThe one chance to prove you're a man and that you can think for yourself and you failed COPEOPE
ENJOY SPOUTING YOUR GAY SASSY TAKES FROM HELL HALFWIT.HELLBOUND!!!
>>28990706saar pls
>>28990646>>28990706>>28990710>Bases his self worth on not taking a vaccine that caused no harm.>NEEDS it to be true or his ego cracksI guess you don't have much else to be proud of in yourself.I take 3-10 injections every day to stay alive, I get it, you're scared of needles. Poor babby, need a headpat?
>>28990713>implying JEETs had the intelligence to avoid the vaxxsneed Cope fuckhead you are the one with the IQ of a JEET
>>28990715>le self worth >le ego Kill yourself you faggot r*ddit golem before the turbocancer gets you kek. BITCH
No old man ever got prostate cancer before 2020. That's a fact.
>>28990720>strawmanning on behalf of ZOGgoodest goyim award
>>28990717saar please do not redeem
>>28990723Enjoy your vaxxaids saar
>>28990715Yes yes, safe and effective, we've heard it all a million times before
>>28990725saar i only drink ganges water, very healthy
>>28990715I take that many injections too but it's heroine
vaxxtards basically on their deathbeds defending the ZOG that REKT them, fucking hilarious >I-I t-take three injections just to stay alive!!OKAY RETARD
>>28990731God I wish I could say the same. 3 years clean now and I'd relapse in a minute, didn't do it for me. There's not a thing on earth I desire more than morphine (heroin).Tbh I now have a pump and a sensor, moved on from shots a few months ago. Inserting the sensor and insertion site hurt more than standard 30G injections but you only have to do it once or twice a week.>>28990737I was born with type-1 diabetes, the real diabetes, that's only 1/20th of modern cases. I'd die in less than a week without injections, you can't take it by mouth because your stomach destroys it, retard.For the record, I've researched how to get insulin from human pancreases. If the end-times come, it's a matter of who wants to live more. ;P
>>28990747So what's your point you genetic mess? Why is a retarded specimen like YOU of all people defending the jewjab? You're an absolute fuckwit
>>28990753You mean the TrunpJab? I'm not defending it, just saying it's obviously not harmful. You wouldn't believe the shit I have put in my body.Also, yeah, I have a genetic translocation, I'm literally a genetic mutant. I'm fine with it. I'm still here, the '80s were a long time ago, I'm well past my due point.
>>28990399yeaht thats what i meant but also medical systems hate saying "old age lol" because it doesn't get them more funding so they chalk it up to the single cancer cell in their body found at the age of 89same shit as olds dying of coof (i have no conspiratial opinions on youngs dying of coof but when the nigga is 89 was it REALLY coof that killed him, you could have sneezed on him perfectly healthy and he'd crumple)
>>28989245Damn, I expected Hammond to be the first one to go, as he's supposedly party brain dead or something because of all of his crashes.
>>28990758trumpjab jewjab same thing you MORON imagine not knowing who actually runs your country at your age.Why don't you stop being a retarded faggot and repent and maybe God will stop hating you. Diabetic r*ddit gay cunt
>>28989380lol
>>28990758>just saying it's obviously not harmfulAnd it is, why are you lying?
>>28990768>trumpjab jewjab same thingThat's... indirectly what I'm saying.>Why don't you stop being a retarded faggot and repent and maybe God will stop hating you. Diabetic r*ddit gay cuntHeh. Repent for what? God doesn't exist and I've never had a reddit account. U MAF BRO?
>>28990773>God doesn't existtrust the sõyence amirite, you deserve your shitty life
>>28990771And it isn't, why are you lying?Eating a single Whopper is probably worse for you in the long term than a bullshit cold vaccination.Do you think vaccines cause autism? Do you even know what vaccines are?
>>28990777>defending the ZOG poisonJust hang yourself you subhuman freak they literally normalised the term "died suddenly" because of vaccine deaths
>>28990774>you deserve your shitty lifeAh yes, my shitty life where I have 2 bachelors yet don't have to do shit ever in my life because my parents were rich and I fuck around getting high and messing with engines. How awful. Your magik fairy is really punishing me. Ohhh nooo.
>signature hostility, agressiveness and ad hominem that came out of nowhere>small grammar errors, and overall english that doesn't sound 100% like it's spoken by a native>pretending to be based and tradNow I'm 100% sure it's a jeet, remember that time when Twitter enabled locations for a brief moment and it turned out all of those "based and trad" accounts were from India or some other third world? Kek
>>28990779>3-10 injections every day to stay alive because genetic trashCope faggot
>>28990778Liberal
>>28990780>Nobody I talk to is real>Nobody on the internet with an opinion I don't agree with is AmericanYou're schizophrenic. Don't take your meds.
>>28990784Prove me wrong. Post hand and car, sir
>>28990780>hostility, agressivenesswords on a screen hurts babbys fee fees>>28990783pushover coward vaxxtard
>>28990786>doesn't even deny the accusations of being a jeetKEK
>>28990785I will actually do that.Will you?
>>28990784I thought meds and big pharma is bad? Why should I take them? Are you a ZOG?
>>28990787>accuse political opponent of being brown to disrupt antivaccine rhetoricGood one zogbot
>>28990788Sure, as long as our brown friend here does so as well
>>28990790Prove me wrong thenPic of hand and your car
>>28990788Don't bother They take your pics and then LARP as you
>>28990186
>>28990793Lol kill yourself loser
>>28990791Here you go dawg, in the last 3 minutes.
>>28990796Kek, my point proven, QED>>28990797Good job, unfortunately, our brown friend failed to do so
>>28990798>hehe kek hehe lol COPE VAXXTARDEnjoy your cancer
>>28990802>he gets mad about kekLol newfag
>>28990805>remember citizens any anti vaccine rhetoric must be posted by an Indian!! All true HuWhite Evropeans are pro jewjab!!Cope lol
>>28990808saar please believe me im white please redeem the google image
>>28990812>oy vey goy only indians are against the vaxxsneed!!!Hehe lol hehe lol
>>28990814saar please redeem the meltie
>>28990817kvetch harder rabbi
>>28990802Trump you.
>>28990818saar im american i redeemed the h1b
The preacher man says it's the end of timeAnd the Mississippi River, she's a-goin' dryThe interest is up and the stock market's downAnd you only get mugged if you go downtownI live back in the woods, you seeMy woman and the kids and the dogs and meI got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel driveAnd a country boy can surviveCountry folks can surviveI can plow a field all day longI can catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn (yeah)We make our own whiskey and our own smoke tooAin't too many things these old boys can't doWe grow good-ole tomatoes and homemade wineAnd a country boy can surviveCountry folks can survive
>>28990821>>28990822 Vaxxtard meltdown complete, you're not even making sense kekEnjoy seething for the rest of the day vaxxcattle :^)
>>28990827the very short rest of his life KEKLMAOOOOOO
>>28990827I would caution you to tread lightly with your next comment.
>>28990827#BASED#THREAD#WINRAR
>>28990827>t.
>>28990827>>28990829>hehe kek hehe lol
>>28990839>>28990840>seething vaxxtard noisesXDDD
>>28990827Stop making fun of the vaccinated. We did the right thing. If you didn't get Trump's jab you're not a True Patriot.
>>28990841I'm just parroting the same thing our based brown friend said here >>28990802 :^)
>>28990843>I'm just parrotingthat's all you vaxxtards ever do huh
>>28990844>vaxxtardsWho are you talking about now?
>>28990845Why didn't you choose to be a superhero anon?
>>28990846Too much responsibility
>>28990848when given the choice to be a superhero or an ordinary man, you chose.. ordinary man... why anon?
>>28990849I just answered, why would I want to be a superhero, to have to save 15 cats stuck on trees everyday? Nah
>>28990850What do you think 10 year old you would have thought, seeing you choose to be an ordinary man?When given the choice: A, superhero and B, ordinary man you selected B, ordinary man..Why?
>>28989380Vax tax status: paid
>>28990855>What do you think 10 year old you would have thought"Damn, this math shit is boring"
>>28990769Brutal
Guys, the hallucinogens are about to kick in and I'd really appreciate if you just made up or else I'm gonna get some bad vibes. I just need you to be cool as cucumbers.
>>28990858What do you think he would have thought seeing you choose to be an ordinary man instead of a superhero (like me) ?
>>28990864Nothing, I never really watched capeshit, even as a kid
>>28990868real life superheroes (like me) do not wear capes like in the movies you love so muchDid you think of your dad as a bit of a hero? Was he around?
>>28990869>in the movies you love so muchDo I?
>>28990871Interesting, and the sexual thoughts you have towards your mother that you mentioned earlier are they.. frequent?
>>28990863Oh shit. Starting the warp. Probably won't be able to type 8 hours.Go suck a fuck, dumbshits!
>>28990873>the sexual thoughts you have towards your mother that you mentioned earlierDid I?
>>28990891briefly, after you told me about the erections you'd get when your father spanked you
>>28990879Music's got me feelin' so freeCelebrate and dance so freeOne more time
>>28990896When?
This thread didn’t go exactly as I had planned
>>28991159Nothing ever does ‘round these parts.
>>28989785heh
>>28990646>>28990715Excess cancer deaths correlating to the deployment of a mRNA gene treatment that never completed long term clinical trials marketed as a miracle vaccine and semi mandated on the public while being sold with no legal liability for its manufacturer has nothing to do with my ego.Why do you feel personally invested in defending pharmaceutical corporations that would gleefully profit off your death or illness?
>an old man with a lifetime of unhealthy habits gets the most common cancer gotten by old men>must be da joos and da vaxx
>>28991190If he died of clot in his head yeah id be on my bullshit.he did have an artery problem but Im willing to give that it was his lifestyle.
I think he'll be fine he said he was going to die when he had Covid.Like he king had prostate cancer too.
Tuhnoit >Captain Slow makes a prawn mayonnaise sandwich in the back of a Dodge Ram>Hamster tests an MV Augusta on a circuit on a cruise liner>I hide away from fans and cameras in the woods>And… what’s this? Carcinoma tonight’s star in a reasonably-riced carTime is a cruel mistress.
>>28989252lmao brutal
>>28989251The older I get the less I respect those three. The aura of british shoddiness paired how much of the show was just ads to increase the perceived value of the cars shown there is really disappointing when looked back at.Current Ben Collins show on youtube is 100x better
>>28989251>one of the three men who left a huge impression on my childhoodI always knew this reality TV show was only propped up by fatherless bitches like you.
>>28990780I was thinking the same thing. Which is a bummer since I wanted to read a nice thread making fun of Clarkson's death. But of course Ranjesh had to ruin it.
>>28990797>Old Forester whisky>not in front of an old Subaru ForesterSo close
>>28991313I mean half of it was obviously just car ads but t. James and Richard in recent youtube Q&A vids the challenge/special parts were always (mostly) real and unscripted and those were the only parts worth watching anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQ6C_fA7eU
>>28989245This should be a warning to everyone not to smoke, drink, or be sedentary.
>>28991663or, you know, take experimental untested gene therapy """"vaccines""""
I hope he survives May the cringe ledditor.
>>28990797Every time someone posts proof, be it /k/ or /o/, the other retard never posts back.
>>28989259People get lung cancer and never smoked. It’s genetic
>>28991190>the buckbroken vaxxtard still defending those that hate him goodest goy award.
