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Traffic is caused by assholes trying to skip the line and merging at the very end, causing cascading braking that travels down the line. You have plenty of warning that a merge is coming up, so move over as soon as you can.

Don't come in here talking about some reddit faggotry like "muh zipper merge". Move over early and wait your turn like everyone else.
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>>28992910
It's called a zipper merge you brain dead nigger piece of shit.
DIAF
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Bait.
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>>28992935
Shut the fuck off reatard.
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3 memorial days ago I was forced to brandish my weapon cause some boomer fuck tried to block me from passing in the open lane, and then had the gall to get out and attempt to start shit.
Cocksucker got humble real fucking fast.
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>>28992910
Trump you, liberal faggot.
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When 2 lines are slow, zipper merge.
When they are fast, do whatever.
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>>28992944
Imagine bragging out being a pussy who can't handle his business like a man and instead has to rely on his manlet compensation device. What a fucking faggot you are.
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>>28992999
You might want to choose your next words carefully.
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>>28992910
I have construction on the national highway, currently, just mile away.
It explicitly commands, in bright flashing lights,
>USE BOTH LANES UNTIL MERGE POINT AHEAD
>DO NOT MERGE BEFORE THAT POINT
So, shut up.
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>>28992999
checked
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>>28992910
>Move over early and wait your turn like everyone else.
All lanes eventually merge. All traffic must remain in one lane only especially if it's a multi lane freeway. Every other lane is put there just for show, not to be used. You have been warned.
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>>28993001
How about these next words?
FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTT
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>>28992910
It's not an EXACT SCIENCE, asshole.
There's a great deal of social contract involved.
Inpatient assholes, such as yourself, are the DIRECT CAUSE of lengthy and unnecessary traffic delays.
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>>28992910
>merging at the very end
Nothing wrong with that assuming you are zipper merging correctly.
Traffic only happens if drivers stack up without spacing.
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I try to leave space for people to move over and they almost always just keep slowing down until they're less than a car length from the lane closure and have to stop and wait for someone to let them in.
Please god just cut in, you can do it, I believe in you
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>>28992910
Also, yield when merging onto the interstate. If thats too hard, then speed the fuck up faster than the guy in the lane youre merging into.

Its not rocket science nigger.
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>>28992910
Stfu retarded mongrel. Your methods backs to the line for miles. Zipper merge is the smart way for everyone

Kys subhuman
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>>28992937
it's not even remotely good bait, and yet it's still working.
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>>28993034
>>DO NOT MERGE BEFORE THAT POINT
That's a a codified traffic law.
I SHALL merge whenever an additional lane is presented to me.
So YOU can shut up.
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>>28995537
Obviously I meant:
That's NOT a codified traffic law.
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>>28992935
If they wanted zipper merges, they would have traffic merge in the middle and then move that over into the open lane, but the extra cones are too expensive so they'd rather make facebook posts about how great the zipper merge is.



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