"yeah this right here? yeah this is my Big Boy Toy"
>vehicles most likely to be driven by a Caleb Hammer guest
>>28994105>my Big Boy Toylaughs in russian
Daily reminder that truck hate is a psyop pushed by liberals who hate nothing more than seeing successful white men be happy
>>28994105Anyone who drives something like this should just save their money and get a shirt that says "I'm 5'4" and a massive pussy" instead. Same end result.
>>28994105that's a lot better than 99% of the lifted trucks i see. for the most part people with actual legit builds like that only really take them to shows. it's super gay but it's not like they're going to stop doing it.
>>28994105i like it but the low profile tyres look bad
I love to the the seethe from The Poors in these threads.Theyre 1 paycheck away from being evicted from their studio apartment and they always resort to "theyre compensating!!!".This from the same people who like&share any "beautiful at any size!" post that pops up on their feed.Truly the definition of cattle.
>>28994117What Russian is driving that to their local fast food restaurant?
>>28994105my Big Boy Toy is an XL Nova and has brought me more pleasure per dollar than a truck ever will
>>28994238Is that a model of Dragon Dildo?
>>28994250Yes. And it weighs like 2.5kg.
>>28994257I was making a joke but I wouldnt be surprised if it actually is a 5 pound dragon dildo.Because "anti truck" and "massive faggot" are synonymous.
>>28994276honestly truggs arent my white whale. they're usually driven by assholes but they're pretty consistent in their behaviour and can be avoided. plus as much as they hate me, they probably don't want to scratch their precious truck hitting me. and my own decisions leading to not wanting a truck are more about >USE CASE than aesthetics (i simply do not have hobbies that would require one, and would probably prefer a van for the sorts of things I'd have to occasionally "haul") it's the karens and boomers in bootleg-SUV-frame "luxury sedans" who are always doing absolutely insane shit and do not understand how to operate a car on a public roadway at all. if anything the smaller and visually louder the car the more dangerous it is. trugg faggots and jeep karens at least kinda know how to drive. it's that lime green Fiat 500 with a "My Other Car Is a Millenium Falcon!" sticker that will turn over two lanes of traffic without signalling so it can get in the right lane to turn leftalso anything with tinted windows. it used to be they were gangbangers who know the old addage "Don't commit a Misdemeanour while you're committing two Felonies" but now they're all jeets in monkey model Chargers and similarly can't drive for shit
>>28994276Lmao seethe harder manlet
>>28994109it's sorta neat that the frame and brackets on that front suspension sort of looks like a lower jaw to the grill
>>28994212do you want a list of names?
>>28994118thats trueevery post on this website is the result of a coordinated effort by hostile foreign intelligence agencies to make you feel bad
>>28994212>Russians>drivingits becoming increasingly unlikely
>>28994511get out of here stalker
>>28994105why does the average americlap now look like an ardent blacked.com enthusiast?
>>28994105I don't mind a well built show truck, but you can't cut a single corner. Grind those welds mirror smooth.>>28994111I don't know how he's not managed to get an aneurysm yet.
>>28994540>Reddit>Euromaidan press>Radio Free Europe> CNNYeah, Russia is going to collapse any day now
>>28994538You're exaggerating. It's just a meme. But it's a meme pushed by anti white males that targets exclusively white males
>>28994670>Grind those welds mirror smooth.Welds should never be ground and is an automatic failure in most track inspections.
>>28994105Yowza - it's 2026, owner should just come out of the closet, already.
>>28994109at least this thing leaves the pavement once in a while
>>28994105I’m in construction and I started making decent money. I started off with a PoS Nissan hardbody that served me well, then I got a single cab f150 with roll up windows, and now I have a Raptor R. The amount of seethe I get from people I know is insane. There’s a type of NPR listening faggot that genuinely is upset you’re not driving an EV. They also talk about public transit but never take it because they’ll get culturally enriched. I don’t get it. In general I’ve come to the conclusion nerds are the angriest people. They always talk about Kyle drinking monster and punch holes in drywall, but I’ve seen nerds straight up have mental breakdowns over video games.
Ford makes a gorillion of these every year. Why does it matter what people are doing with them?
>>28994117>laughs in russianDon't you have to be dying in a trench in ukraine with your guts hanging out from a drone, ivan?
>>28994653TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
>>28994105Look at that stupid gay beard and reddit glasses on the fat faggot riding shotgun. These homos made having a beard completely fucking gay since the 2010s.
libtards hate it when a man has fun
These really are the gayest things ever. This fad is entrenched in generic and gaudy American modern masculinity which is inherently feminine. This low hanging fruit style of showboating is a crystal clear window into someone’s lack of genuine soul or depth.Masculinity is a decaying roadkill carcass today. Our men are in trouble and they don’t know where to go. Man is too worried about how he is perceived and it’s destabilizing him, throwing off his focus and intent. Don’t argue for a second that driving this slop means you don’t care what others think. The vehicle looks like this for a reason, otherwise you’d drive one that blends in. The purpose today in saying “I don’t care what others think” is, ironically, a way to express yourself to others so you can be perceived in a certain way.
>Meanfvile, in ze deutchland.
>>28994118The popularity of trucks as passenger vehicles is a psyop itself though. If it weren't for the 1978 gas guzzler tax and other CAFE bullshit that chokes down cars but not trucks, (because nobody thought that they would be used for anything other than work vehicles at the time) 90% of the cars on the road today would be sedans, and suvs and crossovers would not even exist.
>>28994765These trucks are 99% owned by actual niggers and spics dude
>>28994105for some reason like these, and specifically these ones that are shiny as fuck with ridiculously thin tires and big rims. it reminds of an RC toy car. the modern world is gay and retarded so any kind of amusingly childish bullshit is based as long as the goal is to look cool instead of being cringe on purpose. like this one for example, i can tell it's intended to look cool.
>>28996035Its literally a textbook example of cringe-on-purpose though. Its supposed to look gaudy and ridiculous. If they wanted it to look cool it would just have a mild lift with mud tires or something.
>>28996000How are cars specifically being "choked down" that crossovers aren't, and what about being "choked down" is making consumers buy crossovers instead. I mean, the thread was about trucks but you really went full retard by throwing suvs and crossovers in at the end. You people love trying to convince yourself that sedans died because of the evil big government that, somehow, benefits from people driving anything but a sedan, and conveniently forget that sedans are still in fact being sold and people just prefer to buy crossovers most of the time because they just prefer crossovers
>>28996076Unrealistic fuel economy goals that put passenger cars at a disadvantage. Just make all automobiles less than 10000 gvwr have the same requirements ant it would fix everything. Crossovers would cease to exist, they're basically fat wagons that are tagged as "light trucks," a loophole that needs to be closed
>>28996105This. Companies realized if they made cars slightly bigger and raised them, they could comply with cafe rules without having to do any r&d to decrease fuel use.Happened after the 2012 CAFE change.
See the bottom part of pic.
>>28996108>>28996111This is called confirmation bias. You're using this to validate your preconceived notions. In reality, sedans still exist. Toyota still sells the Corolla and Camry alongside the Rav4 and Highlander with the exact same engine and their sales pale in comparison.
>>28996123>Toyota still sells the Corolla and Camry alongside the Rav4 and Highlander with the exact same engine and their sales pale in comparison.I had already been posting here for years when the 2012 change passed. I watched cars go from sedans to crossovers.They stopped making as many small cars, gave them shit engines with cvts, and made them as bland as possible without fun or luxury trims. If they don’t make them good anymore, and they’re barely cheaper than the crossover with a nicer interior then no one will buy them. That was unlikely the intention of CAFE, but it’s how it turned out.
>>28996132>They stopped making as many small carsBecause people stopped buying them. It's as simple as that.
>>28996160Bored at work I take it?
>>28996111Thanks Obama!>>28994653It's the interracial cuck porn theory of everything, look it up.No seriously, look it up. Google it.
FYI for all truck-shoppers: buying a ten-gallon hat and some leather boots is a much more economical way of pretending to be a cowboy than financing an 80k bro dozer.
>>28996204Oh wow that was such a cool Gotcha! moment.....Tell us again about your 0-60 times and skidpad numbers for the car you use to commute in heavy traffic to your McJob.
>>28996193I googled it but all I got was a several paragraph blog post by some lady who's upset with her father
>>28996052it's only because of the wheels, which are ridiculous, but not exactly ugly to look at. sure you could say it's a bit cheeky, but it's not an eyesore.
>>28994772>Welds should never be ground and is an automatic failure in most track inspections.What track are you taking your bro-dozer to, and why are they inspecting it?
>>28996204I love the timidity in the picture, he halfway hides his phone behind the dash so the truggers don't see it
>>28996395If you have to grind a weld, youre hiding something.It also removes most of the strength.I can tell youve never done any fabricating because you dont understand whats going on. You think a weld just magically joins 2 pieces of metal into a homogenous material.
>>28996395
>>28996500is skeeter really doing tech inspections at the local mud hole?
>>28996517Yes.Isnt it weird now that you think about it that you see vehicles explode and people crash into crowds at street events but the rednecks seem to build vehicles that stay on the track and dont catch on fire....
>>28996529yeah that could never happen
>>28996529neva eva
>>28996539>>28996542Same exact things happen in NHRA top fuwl drag.But comparatively there are much fewer catastrophic accidents with rednecks than "urban enthusiasts".There were zero injuries in both of your clips, the tech inspections put place performed as inspected.>turbo diesel pickup exploding in the middle of a crowd on a dyno dot jaypeg
This is a real man's toy
>>28996232>>28996399Lmao. Bodied that freak
