Which way, white man?>implying /o/ is white, male and not poor
>>28997957use case for each?
>>28997957>I have no personality - the car
>>28997957Audi's are thoroughly uninteresting. Middle class brown's idea of an aspirational vehicle.
>>28997957>audi
>>28997957RSQ8 for me
>>28997957RS6 for me personally, RS7 is also pretty sweet though. No man would pick the Q8, especially not a white man
10 years ago I'd have said RS7 since wagons are for autistics and SUVs are for women but now that I have kids I'd go RS Q8 since it's the most practical and would make incels seethe.
>>28997957none of those. I would get a full size SUV or minivan; you know, something that can carry my family and stuff if we want to go on a road trip or go camping.
>>28997957As a white male personally I would rather get a early 2000s Camry that will last forever over some jewed German shit box that would become a money pit or lead to never ending trade in cycle of car payments refreshing every 3 years
>>28997957gayaudi, so gaygay
rs6 if youre not letting me choose r8
As a white man, I'm taking the rs6. I prefer practicality and I don't want an suv. But also I don't want an audi so kind of irrelevant
Max Verstappen drives an RS6 on the daily
>>28997957Neither
Perfection. Drives beautiful. So agile it’s unreal.
>>28997957If your life has led to picking between these 3 carmax cars I think you have bigger problems. Every single one>auto-only>eggshit>mcdonalds>plastic engineWhat does that say about you?
>>28998101ai slopkys
>>28998157cope
>>28998157Not a single Donald strut on these things
>>28998097Based >>28997957RS6 onlyOtherwise just get a panamera or cayenne
>>28997957>"premium" VolkswagenLol
RS7 because I don't work as a pro sports driver like Max
>>28997957>>28998097>>28998101itoddlers
>>28998200Yep
RS6>I am having a midlife crisis but I have childrenRS7>I am having a midlife crisis but I want to forget my children>RS Q8>I am having a midlife crisis but my wife takes control
>>28998099based
>>28998265No one buys Audi as a midlife crisis car
I love sedans, so RS7 is for me.
>>28997957I would never drive a 4 door sedan cosplaying as a coupe nor would I ever drive a minivan cosplaying as an SUV so that only leaves the RS 6. Unfortunately I would also never drive a Volkswagen AG product.
>>28998040>I can't put children in a 5 m long 4 door car unless the car is taller than me
>>28997957I don't like any of those cars. I'm getting another new manual Miata when the new colour drops.
>>28997957rs6 and its not even closers7 is trying too hard to one up its predecessor, not even gonna consider RS Q8 a choice since its just modern SUV slop
>>28998472
>>28998249Bugatti is no longer part of VAG
>>28998265>wanting a great car that looks and sounds amazing and drives like a dream is having a midlife crisisinb4 ancient audisteer memes
>>28998169you will never get through to that sperg. logic has left his existence, he is eternally seething. his only hope is to get off the hrt and detransition but that will never happen.
>>28998353you obviously don't have children and have never had to lug shit around for a kid. rear facing car seat, a stroller, bag of shit, suitcase, you'll be trading a liftback in for an suv within a year of dealing with that bullshit.
RS4 since i dont need a fuckhuge car. but we dont get them here so RS5 coupebut rs6 is the obvious choice here
>>28998621When I was born my parents only had Daewoo Lanos which was tiny by today's standards. When I was 3 and my brother was born they bought a Ford Mondeo wagon. Back then people actually had children but they didn't need suvs.
>>28998651ok but you live in a european hellscape where you're forced to live in tiny little shoeboxes and beg the state for every morsel of sustenance they'll graciously bestow upon you. if you want to get crazy, indonesians cart around their kids on motorbikes until they're 12 and can then drive themselves around. there's a progression here and transporting your kids around in a fucking daewoo is closer to the third world than the first.
>>28998724what kind of discord troon shit is this? When did you last have sex?
ARR ROOK SAME
>>28998731been a couple months unfortunately as my wife recently gave birth to our 2nd.
2004 Honda Accord [spoiler]VTEC yo[/spoiler]
>>28998621Have you tried not being an out of shape fatass?
RS6. Arguably one of the best modern cars
>>28997957>white man>shows the drug dealer's wet dreamA white man with self respect drives a high trim Volvo or Volkswagen and steers clear from anything that may appear in a rap video.
>>28998772have you tried not using ai to generate nonsense replies to my posts?
>>28998780drug dealers drive merc
>>28998778No thanks, goin Mondeo.>>28998097>Max VerstappenThis grants nothing.I don't care if Ronald McDonald drives an RS6, I' stayin Mondeo
28997958289979602899797128998061what causes this amount of seethe->>28998158>>28998231and schizo babble? the absolute state of /o/
>>28998807What AI?
>>28999080what's your first language
>>28999093Turkish why
>>28999115braaap cobson won
>>28998780>A white man with self respect drives a high trim Volvook chang
>>28998611You are a ricer and a wrenchlet
>>28998097They probably give it to him for free to fool gullible browns into thinking they're cool too.
>>28999258doubt it. it’s an ABT RS6-R. he picked it for a reason
>>28999282Yeah to advertise for Audi to NPCs.
>>28999293Or because it’s easily the best family car on the market
>>28998780>drives a high trim Volkswagen>steers clear from anything that may appear in a rap videoI believe I sense something of a contradiction here, I don't remember the last time I saw a white person piloting a Golf GTI or R.
>>28999517>live in a dystopian third world shithole>wow i only see brown people
>>28999566I wouldn't necessarily say the Netherlands can be considered third world
>>28997957RS7wagons are for spergs and europeans. SUVs are for women.
>>28999581sorry to break it to you but if you're surrounded by third worlders then you're third world.
>>28999631explain how wagons are for spergs. they are clearly superior for hauling shit / for the family without being a cuckover or unfun body on frame truck
>>28997957>5000lbs>4000lbs>6000lbs
>>28998099Based
Either rs4 b9 or s5 b10 wagonone looks better, the other is their only performance wagon with dct
>>28997957>audi drivers>white
>>29000443maybe with your mothers fat ass inside of it. I doubt she can fit into anything smaller than an excursion, though.
>>29000619post the real weights then (you won't because he's right)
>Audi hasn’t changed or updated their platform in almost 20 years>their cars are desperately boring to look at >the A4 and A5 are the exact same car, the A6 and A7 are the exact same car >more platform sharing than GMThe absolute state of /o/ right now
>wrong>wrong>wrong>wrongalmost impressive
>>28998621this is why I bought my wife a 3500 pooper doody strokin n cummin godzilla
>>28998097I mean the man's so autistic he found a wife with the same face as himself. He can make his own choices. I'll make mine.
>>28997957Q8 is the most useful and impressive
