Few things can top the SOVL of a 'lade on blades
>>29003735sup bitches, chad warden here in my caddy playing some hd games on my pstriple
The Escalade is very much a modern Afro-Nubian version of the Myth of the Death of Ra, where in the morning, it is sold at 38% APR to a man whose down payment was made with weed sales and profits from a hair extension place that his sister owns. It is driven through the day across the road, perhaps speeding, cutting people off, taking multiple parking spots in front of Malcolm's BBQ in KCMO, before finally being repo'd the same night, to repeat the cycle the next morning come sunrise.
>>29003741Can we have a single Escalade thread without racism?
>>29003745That thing is basically a chariot of racism. I bet if you open it up the souls of a thousand screaming slaves fly out from behind tinted windows, fury and anger at what their descendants have become.
>>29003745t. man whose down payment was made with weed sales and profits from a hair extension place that his sister owns
>>29003745oh no, not the big scawwwy mean wordsi bet you LOVE jeets too.
>>29003751Why the hell would slaves be mad that their decedents can buy cars that even the wealthiest slaveowner couldn't dream of?
>>29003784The joke's on you, I don't even have a Cadillac
>>29003816But they can't buy them. They always get repo'ed
>>29003816i think they'd be confused as to why it gets 13 watermelons per liter of drank.
>>29003745>vehicle known for being rolling probable cause>does not hold any resale value because of their reputation as a ghetto sled>"you're being mean to my heckin' coonerinos!"
>riding rims>sitting around seething about riding rims on 4chan because you couldn't afford to ride a 'lade on rims if you wanted towhich one, anon?
Rockin RIMS on the ESV
A stupendous 'lade
>>29003881You rike squint rights? My rights are super squinty.
>weighs over 6000 pounds>does 0-60 faster than your car
my schizautistic self started disliking the escalade when gm ditched apple car play and added an option for a fixed center console in the 2nd row that if you don't order makes some functions unavailable to you. yet if you do order one you can not load the vehicle well because the darn thing's fixed in place
>>29003899*digs pothole in your path*
>>29003816It is the automotive equivalent of dressing up in a pimp outfit. If you're a white person driving one with these rims, you're instantly in wigger status. Might as well have a thread on /ck/ about cooking dogs and chastise people about making jokes about asian dog eater.
>>29003914*easily drives through it*
>>29003735Gen Z souncloud mumble rap listener>>29003739
>>29004133his point is that those wagon wheels get fucked by anything other than perfectly smooth pavement
>>29003899It looks like the kind of cadillac that might evolve on a remote pacific island with no predators, just bloated proportions. The sidewall delete on a luxury vehicle is the most egregious aspect to me.
>>29003834>The offended partyThe escalade is chicken and waffles. It is grape drank. It is twerking. It is one of the blackest possible vehicles out there. Little old white grandmas driving it switch their siriusXM to shade45. I would not make fun of a black for driving an escalade any more than I would make fun of a chinese man for eating with chopsticks.
>>29003735thats not blades dawg this is blades
>>29004969This dude knows blades
