do you know why i pulled you over today?
Because I let you.
>>29007027Because you got all C's and D's in highschool?
No, do you?
Because I was enjoying a bowl of cereal while driving
>>29007027I was speeding. Here's my license, registration, and insurance.
idk plus i left my insurance paperwork at home srry
>>29007027BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE>drives off
>>29007027
>>29007027Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
POO POO POO POO EVERYBODY NEEDS TO POO
One time I pulled a police officer over to ask him a question. The tables turned that day.
>>29007054sir i'm gonna ask that you lose the attitude
>>29007027>The driver
Look man I'm not going to apoligize for deep dicking your wife after she had the baby wh8le you were on deployment it was years ago just leave me alone.>actual conversation I have had with a police
>>29007027Yeah because youre a jew
>>29007027Because I am wearing a bomb vest?
>>29007027Because you had nothing better to do?
Because i drive a turbo diesel from 2003 that i mostly maintain by myself?
>>29007027BECAUSE THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED AWFF?
>>29007457Lek that unbothered look he has when a police suv and motorcycle pull up and then drives off and hits a fat vape, fucking surreal.
>>29007462And the slightly muffled radio music. Despite his rage beforehand he just drives like he is slightly late for a meeting or something.
>>29007464I think he's like a schizo or something, so many people are like that where they go flying off the handle over nothing... and then they're fine.
>>29007027no. can you explain?
i dont mind getting fucked by the cops but only if the cop is a hot roided man and not uglay or fat or women then its just humiliating
>>29007027so you don't know?
>>29007713They didn't tell you?
>>29007027You want to have gay sex?
>>29007027because i was driving like a nigger besides pulling over?
>>29007027I have a gun and want to shoot police don't profile me racist scum
I've been pulled over 30 times, only every gotten 6 tickets, and they never ask what question.Straight to license and registration
SIR. STEP OUT OF THE VEEE HICKLEPROTECTING PROPERTY AND STOPPING PEOPLE FROM TOO MUCH FUN IS A STRESSFUL AND HARD JOB.
>>29007027"I have nothing to say"
>>29007027I can't read your mind
>>29007027>SIR YOU WERE DOING 10 OVER, I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF YOU AND MY WIFE HASN'T TOUCHED ME IN A YEAR>I'M GONNA HAVE TO DUMP THIS MAG IN YOU>*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*>...>yes I was certain suspect was reaching for a gun *lol*
>>29007045This is the most correct answer. I know everyone is shit posting, but the point of that question is to get you to self incriminate because every thing else is presumption. Which is why they rarely ask it now and go straight for the presumptive, driver, operator, motor vehicle, etc... You signed up for this exchange when registering your vehicle for the vehicle theft protection act. On the bright side, you also made yourself the beneficiary and the state the trustee, so why is the cop trying to ticket you? Take it up with the state.
>>29007027Anon, our illegal surveillance system show you just withdrew a large amount of cash from your bank. And were waiting for you on the side of the road for you to drive by so we could illegally pull you by falsely claiming you were speeding or following too closely. Now we are going to illegally search you car and find the cash we already know is there, then falsely claim its drug money and confiscate it. So, why dont you just step out of the car, or I will call for a drug sniffing dog that we prompt to falsely alert there are drugs in the car and we will steal your money anyway.
>>29007027I've been pulled over a lot but they have never said thisit's either>you ran a red light son>gimme your license>here's a ticketor>peers in with flashlight>you been drinking>n-no>where you going>uh, home>where's that>in x county>can you do that>yes>alright gtfo
>>29007027One of the things I like about California is they made that question illegal.
because you think i have a cool car and i'm going to end up on one of those "wholesome police interaction" youtube videos
>>29007027Was it the Bad Dragon sticker or the /k/ Shield?can we keep this short the water pump on my Rx-7 is failing. actually it is i'm quite annoyed there are no rebuild kits but I could probably piece something together, I 'm keeping the core Damnit.
>>29007027WHAT STOP SIGN???
You know what should be illegal?Police giving dashcam and bodycam footage to some deadbeat YouTuber when the person involved hasn’t been charged or was found innocent.My state seems to be one of few with such laws.
>>29012709but then i can't watch more bodycam kino
>>29007027I had a fucking cop tailing me today. I use a public parking lot, drive to the food store in the morning when they discount deli from the day before, eat whatever I bought in the parking lot, and then go to the gym.I bought a pound and a quarter of pulled pork and ate it in the parking lot. Some faggot cop parked crooked over the lines and watched me eat. Then when I went to leave, they immediately left too but went the long ways around to meet me at the gas station. THEN the cunt parked backwards into the parking spot at the door, got out of his car and held the store door open for me.I am being gangstalked but unironically.
>>29015776My solution? Minivan. People literally do not pay attention to them.
>>29007027IS THAT HERB I SMELL DID YOU GET A YUMMY PIZZA
>>29016035NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
