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Ninja 400 edition!

>Best for novice!
>Motorcycles belong to me!
>Motorcycle tips and tricks and secrets
>Current E-bikes are not cool enough
>Active drone protection system mounting solutions
>GSboomers starbucks meet up location
>Motorcycle anime girls
>My ADV seat height is too tall
>19 inches wheel isnt enough
>Adventure Scooters

Make Frens!:
(New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?hl=en&mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxs&ll=10.205727254849933%2C0&z=2

links
>https://www.4chan.org/feedback
>http://cycle-ergo.com
>http://a2bikes.co.uk/
>https://www.crash.org.au/
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/

Mandatory viewing (must watch before posting)
>Twist of the Wrist 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClmFaHuJUDU
>Bakuon!
https://www.miruro.tv/watch/21197/bakuon?ep=1

previous bread: >>29010523
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https://files.catbox.moe/k8nuz5.mp4
Best bike I've ever had
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Ready to roar now bros
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>>29012067
>Ninja 400 edition
>Best for novice!
Not sold here. It's either 125cc for A1 and 500 with 650 for A2. Why does kawasaki evem bother producing 400/500/650 if they are so close?
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>>29012067
400's are gay.
Not even a real learner bike LOL, LMAO even
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>>29012067
This thread is shit.
Someone make a decent one
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>>29012077
Baking, the minimum should be literbikes over 900cc, right?
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>>29012073
>>29012075
>>29012077
Brotheeerr bakas
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>>29012081
For learners its 600cc i4 minimum, for real bikers its liters (900cc+)
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>>29012081
Your shit is gonna get deleted again
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>>29012086
900 is still learner tier.
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>>29012086
i want a 50cc Puch Maxi : ]
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Moped riders aren't people so it's legal to run them off the road. HTH
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>>29012089
>WAHHH JANNNIIIIES HEEELP
LOL PATHETIC
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>>29012093
Scotters have their own thread, and they are not motorbikes.
That includes 125s made to look like bikes
>>
Someone hurry up and bake, this thread is shit
>>
I'm convinced 600cc inline four is more dangerous for a newbie than a liter bike. In order to make 600cc run and sound properly you must spin it fast. Reacting to a danger on the road and stopping the bike while it revs faster but goes the same speed is harder than when it's on lower rpm. Plus the newb instinctively feels the power of a liter and opens throttle less. 600cc gixxer is a good way to kill a newb.
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>>29012097
Don't wanna hear it from a nobike
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>>29012093
stfu retarded furfaggot. you will always be /n/obike
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>>29012105
Post bike jannyboi.
You wont
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>>29012093
Your such a fucking retarded nigger it's insane.
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>>29012108
Please post your 1000cc bike.
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Just got a new biek lol, but the guys on Aprillas wont give me the salute back whyare ppl on bigbieks bullying me?? :( :(
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>>29012116
>Crys for help from jannies
>Gets called out to post bike
> All he can post is n-no u
AHAHAHAHAHHA FAGGOT
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>>29012118
So you don't own a bike. You'd think just an opinionated jackass would be proud of their bike.
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>>29012099
I don’t see a scotter thread
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>>29012121
You are still talking faggor, and you still CANT POST BIKE lmao.
Keep posting for me, you are pathetic.
Now dance
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>Small car
>Small motorcycle
Such is life :)
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>>29012123
Gay, and nobike. It's a sad life you lead.
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This your biek lil nibba? KEKW KWABOTY
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>>29012125
Anything else small you've got there?
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>>29012130
vee gee aitch ess oh vee ell
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>>29012130
Nice 1908 Harley.
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>>29012130
This image is making me dry heave
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>>29012130
I bet this crackhead puts in more miles than any of the shitposters do on their very real bikes
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>>29012131
Ya muddah's tits.
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>>29012128
See
>>29012108
And
>>29012097
YOU CANNOT POST BIKE
Yet hear you are crying like a faggot for our amusement.
Pathetic.
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>>29012130
genuinely hoping whoever rides this dies
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The only thing that can make this thread better is if EF or chally wally started posting.
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Someone post that retarded furfag puch. You know the one.
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>>29012141
Still haven't posted that literbike you wanted to make a thread about I noticed.
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Thinking of picking one of these up. Local dealer has it for 10k and in-house financing. Finally I'll be a hasbiek...
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>>29012151
Why are the brake discs so flimsy looking?
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>>29012151
not a bike and also you're poor
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>>29012148
>Still cant post bike
>All he can do is complain about other peoples bikes
> And cry to jannies for help
KEK KEEP POSTING FOR ME LOSER MAYBE THE JANNIES WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU KEEP CRYING TO THEM
oh wait no, nobody loves you lol
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/n/O BIKES GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING LEAVE
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>>29012156
One day they'll find a cure for whatever is wrong with you
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>>29012130
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>>29012158
Maybe, BUT NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO POST BIKE LOSER
KEK
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>>29012157
Bakuon is gay and so is all slice of life gook cartoons.
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>>29012162
mopeds are NOT BIEK your fucking POOR and GAY and GO BACK GO BACK >>>/n/
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>>29012165
Fuck you.
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>scooter retards are back
>>>/toy/
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>>29012167
>>29012165
Someone bring back daily scooter general.
Those threads were chill.
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>>29012169
all motorcycles are toys dumbass
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>>29012151
>0-60 in several hours
>explodes
1989 Tiananmen Square Protests and Massacre, btw.
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Remember if the engine is on the swing arm it's not a motorcycle.
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>>29012162
furfag hands typed this post
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>>29012170
Agreed.
It makes much more sense to have different threads.for different types of vehicle.
Otherwise we would just have one big car thread for all cars.
That one guy trying to force everyone to post in one tbread is mentally ill, and derives his self worth from trying to get people to post how he wants.
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>>29012175
Is >>29012130 a motorcycle then? Retard.
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>>29012180
Yeah it actually is.
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>>29012170
heres ur /o/ Content bro
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>>29012175
Phew. Thank goodness you cleared that up. Mine has the engine and swingarm all cast as one unit. It would be silly to mount the engine ON a swing arm.
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>>29012180
Yes lol
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>>29012181
Readers, please refer to >>29012176
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>>29012186
How is it not a motorcycle?
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>>29012190
>>29012185
>>29012181
Your actually fully retarded, OML
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>SCOOTERS AREN'T BI
blow it out your ass.
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>>29012190
What is its displacement & where is its swingarm? Max lean angle? Top speed?

>>>/n/
>>
>>29012191
It has more in common with first generation motorcycles than a modern bike does. it's pretty much a modern original harley.
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>>29012194
Is a 1910 harley not a motorcycle either?
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sum1 post anon's nigger nakamura """biek""" i wanna laff tonite @ scooterfags
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I still cant believe how much i miss the supershoomer guys
I probably shouldve kept it a bit longer
But fuck fairings
So then theres that
Need to make the concourse advdad cannibalize the crf timeline ultimate super tenny but 4 cylinder express with knobbies

Thats like a whole other level of roadglides CVO and turbo busa knobler timelines

How hard would it be to replace the tripple clambs and forks in that scenario of converting a concours?
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So is a moped a motorcycle or not?
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BEEP BEEP real biek cumming thru
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>>29012199
No.
Are you gay?
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>>29012199
Depends on the language. In German where both were created it's a motorcycle. And no Roller/Motorroller (Scooter in English) are not motorcycles.
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>>29012196
>harley
>biek
lmao
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>>29012199
Scooters and ebikes are toys, motorcycles are real forms of transportation.

The way the respective groups carry themselves tells you all you need to know. You will never find the former group be anything but insufferable.
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>>29012199
No. It's a moped. They're different kinds of bikes.

>>29012206
That's not a 1910 harley you doofus
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>>29012207
this

thats why theyre not legally vehicles

they dont belong on the road

run them off it when you see them

every time or you are a traitor
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>>29012207
The guys who post scooters and mopeds never sperg out like literbike guys do every day.
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>>29012211
sure thing, furfaggot
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>>29012199
No, it goes like this:
>Anything 125cc or less
Is a Scooter
>600cc i4 to 885 i4/twin/ triple
Is the minimum for a real learner bike
>900cc and above
Is a liter bike, the accepted standard for a real bike

>250/300/400/500/650 twin etc
Gay, not even a real learner bike
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>>29012070
I'll find where you live and ride your junkbike into the sunset.
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>>29012213
>Doesn't own a bike
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>>29012214
Could you even get it started? Getting these things going is a bit of a process.
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>>29012215
t. nobike non-bike '""'"rider""''''"
>>
*tap*
*tap*
*tap*
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>>29012217
Still bigger and more real than yours
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>>29012219
>no motorcycle endorsement required
h,mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>29012215
>Has had more bikes than you will ever own, and ridden across three continents
FTFY LOSER KEK
YOU STILL CANNOT POST BIKE, JUST CRY TO JANNIES FOR HELP
Your thread is gay, and you are a loser lol
>>
>>29012219
>Cubic centimeters
What the fuck is that? Could we have that in real measurements?
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>>29012222
Post one of them

>>29012221
Almost every state doesn't require a license for bikes under 50cc
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>>29012219
Maybe instead of reading florida ""laws"" you should read the Word of the Lord
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>>29012213
>>Anything 125cc or less
>Is a Scooter
Here's your scooter.
>>
wtf are these /n/ faggots problem just leave dbt alone what did we do to you just fuck off PLEASE
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>>29012216
My first bike was a 2smoke with a kickstarter, I'll figure it out. And I guess there are some manuals available online if I can't figure it out on my own,
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>>29012211
The only people who sperg on liters are people who want one but don't have one. You'll never see a liter chad manipulate others by insisting that their machine is something that they're not.

I've never seen a literchad insist his ride is actually a truck because it has torque but ive definitely seen a scoot twat insist his ride is a motorcycle because it has two wheels.
>tldr as krendick put it bluntly: "They not like us"
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>>29012232
>2smoke
why were you gay as a child
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>>29012228
That is indeed, a bike shaped scooter.

>>29012225
See
>>29012108
YOU CANNOT POST BIKE LOSER LMAO POST IT AND PROVE ME WRONG.
YOU WONT.
YOU CANT
YOU ARE A LOSER
>WAHHH HELP ME JANNIES!!!!
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>>29012237
NTA but you lose by default if you can't post bike after throwing the first stone.
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>>29012224
1/1,065,600,000th of a football field
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>>29012235
>a scoot twat insist his ride is a motorcycle because it has two wheels
legally speaking he isn't wrong THOUGH
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>>29012236
I blame the fumes.
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>>29012228
Yes, that is a scooter.
>>>/n/
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>>29012238
>NTA
Sure thing loser KEK
PROVE ME WRONG.
YOU CANT.
YOU ARE PATHETIC
YOUR THREAD IS PATHETIC
>>
I don't know what's your problem dbt. A scooter is a two-wheeled vehicle where engine is not fixed to the frame but dangles on a swingarm or rotates inside the wheel. As simple as that, no need to overthink.
>>
You don't even have a bike, furnigger. If you have a bike, post your bike.

Oh wait.

You can't.

Furfaggot nobike.
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>>29012244
See you can post gifs, that's why I know you can post your bike. However you won't because you're a bitch ass nigga
>Thinking NTA means samefag
Ngmi
>>29012241
Ok? Legally speaking manslaughter isn't murder yet both victims are still dead.
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>>29012247
Nah its anything 125cc or less. Arguably, you could say a 250 is a scooter really.
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>>29012228
>125cc vtwin
I unironically want. Imagine putting that in a mini jeep or go kart. Speaking of which, do go karts count as cars?
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>>29012247
If you don't get the problem then that means you're apart of it.
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>>29012249
How about I post all 3?
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>>29012250
>Legally speaking manslaughter isn't murder
AKSHUALLY in many countries "manslaughter" is not its own crime but a lower level of murder, e.g. in canada it is just "Murder, 3rd Degree" and historically "murder" just meant "unlawful slaying" with even "slaying" just being any ending of a life even including the butchering of livestock THOUGH
>>
>>29012250
>PRETENDING YOU ARE TOTALLY A DIFFERENT FAG
PATHETIC.
YOU CANT PROVE ME WRONG.
YOU ARE A LOSER.
YOU WERE BORN A LOSER, TO A LOSER FAMILY, AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A LOSER.
KEK
>WAHHH HELP ME JANNIES PLEASE!!!
>>
>>29012255
What's it like living with GRIDS?
>>
>>29012258
>>
>>29012261
Furfaggot
>>
>>29012261
KEK
>>
Getting picrel new wheels shipped in this Tursday for my biek, how'd I do?
>>
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None of the Sinclairs in my region have The Dino.
https://files.catbox.moe/mc2jcd.JPG
https://files.catbox.moe/gnnrw1.MP4
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>>29012276
How is the NC? Is it DCT?
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>>29012259
Ask ya mudda
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>>29012277
>Desperately asking simping questions
>>
>>29012277
Its a Manual Trans. Kept it for too long and now i've ironed out all the peeves.
Good bike if you just want to straddle something and go places.
>>
bros I'm considering going from my 125 CC bike to a v-strom 800. Basically thinking of just being careful instead of having an intermediary bike. Is this a retarded move?
>>
>>29012285
Vstrom 800 is a learner bike. You will be fine, even if you hadn't been riding the 125 scooter
>>
>>29012131
small pee pee :(
>>
>>29012285
How long have you actually been riding? Ignore the retard who replied to you before. He doesn't own a bike and never has.
>>
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>>29012288
See
>>29012108
POST BIKE AND PROVE ME WRONG
YOU CANT LOSER
>AND YOU WANT TO GIVE BIKE ADVICE
LOL, LMAO
YOU ABSOLUTE VILLAGE IDIOT KEK
>>
Did you know there exist a Vstrom 250?
>>
>>29012285
If you are comfortable with riding on the road then you should be fine. The people who turn themselves into statistics are trying to learn a big bike while also trying to learn the road.
>>
>>29012294
>250
Into the trash it goes
>>
>>29012293
You do not own a motorcycle. I don't even think you've ever owned a car.
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>>29012255
Based sc00t collector
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>>29012286
It is a yamaha YBR, not a scooter.

>>29012288
I used the bike for a year, took a 4 year break and have been using it for the past 6 months. I did not take the highway as I'm tall (6'1) and the bike is somewhat weak, I can't drive at a good speed.

>>29012296
I don't have much experience driving it on the highway but I do want to make trips as I have a better financial situation lately. I'm essentially thinking of just doing 100km trips then going to 200 -> 400 -> longer trips.
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>>29012303
>I'm tall (6'1
Not cute
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>>29012300
100+ POSTS LATER AND YOU STILL CANT POST BIKE LOSERPROVE ME WRONG LOSER.
YOU CANT.
PATHETIC.
>n-no y-you
BAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE AT LIFE
You will never be a real biker.
You will always be a LOSER KEK
>>
>>29012303
>Ybr
125 is a scooter
>>
>>29012303
You should be fine. Get a feeling for how it moves before you try to push it. A bike like that will be pretty easy to hurt yourself on if you're overconfident. The majority of skills you need will be the same as they were on the 125.
Highway riding is shockingly easy too.
>>
Oh this thread is really shit.
Someone make a new one
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>be me
>call motorcycle shop
>ask how much to replace front fork seals on dirt bike (2002 yz250)
>ask how much to clean and adjust carb while at it
>$400 each
>$800 total
>I paid $2500 for the bike
>mfw should’ve just bought a tractor
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>/>29012309
>P-P-P-Post bi
>Int wordCount
oof
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>>29012319
>>call motorcycle shop
Wrenchlet
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It's the same shit. The same three nobike faggots. Different thread.
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>>29012317
Hang on a minute before we bake, are we splitting into topics again?
Scooters, liters and learners?
Or are we doing cruisers and offroad bike threads too?
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>>29012331
It's time to LOG OFF little tranner, it's about to get really spooky ITT
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>>29012333
Bring back dsg, make the green words funny too hurry up I'm trying to post my sled LB (little bitch)
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>>29012333
don't forget about e-bikes
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>>29011453
I've thought about this a lot as well
I love older sportsters
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>>29012342
>>29012343
Alright who is baking?
DSG was based
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>>29012333
It's some nobike fag doing it. He got banned for it a few days ago and now he's back and having some fresh tard rage
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>>29012350
Didnt ask.
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>>29011576
>She also hates her father
obviously you did not watch the show
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>>29012354
>JANNIES HELLLP
KEK LOSER
>B-but m-muh safespace
>>
Maybe if your diet didn't consist solely of animal feces you would have a job and be able to afford a real bike over 1000ccs?
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>>29012333
Ngl we should have the different threads.
This one thread thing is stupid
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>>29012361
>we should divide this one dead thread into multiple deader threads
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>>29012013
Where do you keep finding this junk?
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>>29012363
But you don't understand, it is intolerable to be aware of the existence of people who ride different things than what I want to ride.
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>>29012363
Nah this thread is dead because its shit. When we had thread topics they were the most active threads on the board.
The one guy trying to force people to all post in one thread makes them not want to post at all.
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>>29012366
>it is intolerable to be aware of the existence of people who FUCK different things than what I want to FUCK.
yes. everyone should be fucking my wife.
>>
What's good about Suzuki Katana?
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>>29012367
Agreed.
Fuck this
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>>29012232
Every Ural is an individual when it comes to getting them running, usually only the owners know how to kick them over properly.
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>>29012367
ok so think of a thread topic for this thread.

my suggestion: what is best bike for filtering through traffic and why is it a yamaha xmax.
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>>29012372
>Ural

every time i read that as:
>Urinal

you ride a piss bike.
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This thread sucks. I'm going to /f/.
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>>29012364
Online mostly
>>29012374
Don't care, luv me Ural, best bike I've ever had.
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>>29012374
...which is better than riding the bus i s'pose.
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>>29012373
>Please participate in my gay thread guise!!!1!
PATHETIC
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>>29012377
why? the looks? the sound? the attention it commands while cruising around town? what makes the urinal your favourite?
>>
furniggers and poorfags fucking FILTERED by Liter Bike Chads. BTFO Foreverially.
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>>29012382
>Desperately simping again
LOL LMAO
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>29012383
^ this is the cancerous nobike faggot who is ruining our comfy thread
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>>29012383
>Foreverially
OP CONFIRMED AS LOSER
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>>29012382
Everything really. I just enjoy it immensely, no other bike I've had thus far brings me as much joy as the Ural does.
I like my Izh too, but it's a very small bike and the cramped riding position is less than ideal for longer distance cruising.
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>>29012374
kys newfag wrenchlet
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>>29012390
do you own a bike that was made in this century?
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>>29012390
No point replying to the guy anon, he is a desperate faggot.
May as well let the thread die and we can go to the new ones.
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>>29012390
>I like my Itch too
Urinal + Itch = see a doctor m8
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>>29012394
hell nah, little wrenchlet
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>>29012067
bring back dsg dude this thread sucks, not trying to post with people who arent pure
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>>29012399
i can't wrench but i can ride

i'd rather be on the road enjoying the wind burn on my face than be stuck in garage getting my grease under my finger nails.
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>>29012394
Not anymore.
I had a Triumph Sprint RS before and a Yamaha Thunderace that were from the 21st century, but those are long gone now that I have embraced actually good bikes.
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>>29012399
>little wrenchlet
damn straight. i wear the wrenchlet tag with PRIDE because i don't turn screws i twist throttles.
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>>29012403
>im a helpless faggot that enjoys riding slow as fuck
yea i beleive it, wrenchlet. do me a favor, if you see engines, tires, braking systems, or riding tehcnique you shut the hell up. when were discussing temu heated grips and helmet acronyms you can chime in.
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>>29012406
Post the bike you turn the throttle of.
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>>29012406
>i twist throttles gently
ftfy faggot wrenchlet
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>>29012405
i guess it's like preferring to be seen in a classic car that has SOVL rather than driving a toyota camry.
none of my bikes command the sort of attention that your Urinal and Itchy bikes do but i prefer the thrill of riding hard and fast rather than cruising around and smelling the roses. i'd too scared to lean on any of your old bikes in case of catastrophic failure at the apex.
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>>29012412
this has to be that R1 tranny kek
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>>29012407
>>29012408
>>29012409
>>29012413
filtered
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>>29012412
How come you can't post bike?
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>>29012412
I've scraped the exhaust on my Soviet bikes multiple times when cornering, it's not that bad really.
The Izh also being a 2 stroke is surprisingly fast, especially when compared to the Ural that is a heavy, lumbering beast.
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>>29011661
>going wide as fuck
time to sell it my slow as fuck cucksucking friend
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>>29012415
i can but i have no incentive to at this point
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>>29012414
>muh
kys faggot
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Reminder that e-bikes are the future. Electric is the future of recreational vehicles in general, not just bikes. You don't have to like it, but this is where the industry is going.
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>>29012416
the bikes in this pic look like boring toyota camrys compared to your soviet bikes which have SOVL.

none of my bikes have had soul but they do have reliability and i can (and do) ride them for ten hours a day. your bikes might have more SOVL but can they run for ten hours straight in forty degree heat without running out of wiper fluid? i don't think so.
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>>29012423
7/10. needs a screen.
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>>29012424
They can and I've taken them on longer trips too.
I've done a 2000km trip around Finland on the Izh and a 1600km trip on my Ural, neither had any major issues.
The pistons in the Izh were completely trashed and cracked on the trip due to my own mistakes, but it made it back home without a hitch.

I still have the pistons in my workshop, the rings were absolutely fucked, cracked into 3 pieces and stuck in the grooves and the pistons themselves were split, but by some miracle of Soviet engineering the thing still had enough compression to turn over and keep going.
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>>29012432
>one saddle
where does wife sit? (don't say on your face)
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>>29012423
HELL YEAH BROTHER
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>>29012432
>one saddle
every war machine needs a pilot and a gunner so if pilot sits in saddle then where does gunner sit?
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>>29012437
On his face
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>>29012067
from my local fb page lol
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>>29012440
XD
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>>29012437
on my face(at his home when he's away)
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>>29012437
On his cock
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>>29012441
can this guy beat punished cbr anon?
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>>29012437
>>29012439
On my lap
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>>29012447
i think you're obsessed with that man's cock and chances are you ride a h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶y̶ bus.
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>>29012451
have you ever done laps around a track on your bike?
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how many times did it take you bros to pass your permit exam?
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>>29012451
don't mind me. just admiring your CHICKEN STRIPS.
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>>29012219
>appealing to the societal jannies and their "laws"
Utter /n/obike scum of the earth
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>>29012456
I passed the 1st time and got the highest score in class on the written test. I only got one answer ""wrong"" but IMO the question was wrong and I'm right.

There were 15 people in my test and I was the only one on a scooter.
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>>29012462
>Implying
I have been riding unlicensed since day 1. I only bring up the law when it is most convenient for me.
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>>29012469
>I have been riding unlicensed since day 1
well considering that you don't need a licence to ride the bus this isn't shocking news.
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>>29012469
>knowing the learning of thy enemies
Ok nvm, based instead

I say, shoomerbros can remain bros and not /n/obike status if they have a SCOOTER 125cc or above, but theyre not bikes, but also cylinder displacements matter, total volume matter, paying insurance jannids is a matter of what makes you a hasbike
PAY THE TOLL
BURN THE COAL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

INTERNAL COMBUSTO
OR GET THE FUCK USTO
And dont forget:
>STAY THE FUCK BACK
Mandatory STFB check. Checked over, copy roger shoomers
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My mentally unstable neighbor has been calling the cops claiming I was racing up and down the street . . . I have been out of town for the 4th of July
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>>29012438
Hell yeah, brother
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>acquire motorcycle
>acquire fireplace
>put motorcycle next to fireplace
>????
>profit
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>>29012584
My mom has a big, old cast iron fireplace in her living room. It would be nice to hook it up but I don't think the fire department people would like that.
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>>29012629
are you *planning* to burn the place down?
>>29012567
Good, now the cops will ignore your neighbor when you actually do race up and down the street.
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>>29012629
Is it like a giant rocket heater? How does it vent?
Cast iron fireplace sounds cozy af.
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>>29012067
Cool thread! Raimu senpai looks powerful. Are kawis powerful?
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>>29012198
You stupid fuck, fix your finger and then think about buying bikes. How rich do you have to be to change bikes every year and how retarded do you have to be to not use that money to get yourself fixed?
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>>29012255
Comffmaxer's scoot posted.
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Why does segregation anon keep telling people what bike isn't real bike and still haven't post his bike?
I'm sure he has big liter bike right if he been parroting muh lesser baik for the last dozen of threads?
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>>29012584
Don't do that. You are going to melt the plastic and the rubber.
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>>29012448
I wonder what the CBR anon is doing. I'd just turn it into a naked bike with round headlight, but CBR anon seems to have other plans.
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>>29011925
I do this too, I make my passenger wear all of my gear. I do have extra helmets.
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People who actually have a bike don't have time to post here. You guys are nobikes
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>>29012584
Why are you living in a hangar?
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>>29012783
I was jsut thinking out loud, if a concourse adv modded exists already i wana see one
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a friend of mine has a piece of shit chinese pit bike. we went out riding in the woods, and i let him ride my drz and since then he's been all about getting a dual sport.
i've been trying to get him to buy a klx300 or a crf300 or a drz or wr250r or something, and he keeps sending me busted ass 2000$ stuff like this.
i see pretty ok light dual sports on marketplace for like 3500-4000$. how do i convince him to not cheap out? it's only a little bit more money to get a lot more bike. it blows me away. some guy had a CLEAN 2014 drz with 8000 miles on it, 3200$ "yeah that's a good deal i just don't want to spend that much".
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>>29012855
Buy a busted ass Suzuki after chink bikes is a big upgrade. Does he wrench? wr250r or a dizzer would be comfy as fuck. I even like the new wr125r.
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If your bike has less than 1200cc you are on a learner bike
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>>29012867
>Just buy a 250 or a 125!
FAGGOT
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>>29012878
if "learner bike" is in your vocabulary you should be castrated
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Holy shit this is the gayest thread on o.
This is why we need the different tbreads back.
Bring back dsg, dlbt, etc.
Someone bake em
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>>29012878
Imagine riding a bike less than 2L lmao
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>>29012888
How much power do you think you need offroad? Should I be buying R1300GSA you faggot?
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>>29012451
yea nah but hey seriously tho: why are your tyres squares like car tyres?
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>>29012899
Bigger kontakt patch
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>>29012900
do you even lean?
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>>29012902
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4
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>>29012895
Yes, at minimum
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>>29012895
You ride whatever you want princess, but 125's are scooters and do not belong in a motorbike thread. Same goes for 250's to be quite honest.
This thread is dead anyway, and was shit from the start, bring back dsg for 125 scooters.
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>>29012905
What about 2 smoke race reps?
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>>29012908
>>>/toy/
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>>29012899
Ex sidecar rig
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it almost seems like it's just one guy
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People here no longer like motorcycles, that's why we get these squabbles about motorcycle categorisation instead of banter about motorcycles themselves.
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>>29012908
Sorry, the hierarchy is entirely based on cc's.
No exceptions.
Everyone knows this, and anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is a faggot
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>>29012937
>Learner detected
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you should make nobike thread for the retard who keep shitting up the thread
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>>29012779
>Cool thread!
PATHETIC
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funny looking cub
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>>29012779
Yes, very!
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>MFW the only posts in this thread that are not tellilng OP how much of a PATHETIC LOSER he is are made by OP
>The LOSER has spent 200+ posts pretending to talk to himself
ABSOLUTELY MINDBROKEN LOSER
LOL, LMAO

>H-help me j-jannies please
Even the jannies know you are a LOSER
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>>29012953
hey cousin
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>>29012951
>>29012952
>>29012953
>>29012957
>>29012959
Samefag LOSER
LMAO
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>>29012960
I been cubposting ever since I got my cub so I dont know what you are on about
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>>29012961
>He pretends he doesnt know how much of a LOSER he is
Deep down you know you really are a complete and utter LOSER.
Keep samefagging LOSER KEK.
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>>29012962
its ok man they can still fix whatever that is wrong with you
just take their meds
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>>29012963
>N-no y-you
AHAHAHAHAHHA PATHETIC
THATS THE BEST YOU CAN DO
YOU ARE LITERALLY A LOSER
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Hey fellas, anyone has/had a PC32 CB500?
I'm gonna be looking to upgrade the exhaust on mine, it's full stock for now but I'd like one that sounds and looks a bit better.
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This kids still here kek
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>>29012967
To be honest, just sell it as it is. Don't spend a penny on it.
The upgrade you need is to a decent bike.
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>>29012967
>500cc
What is that a lawnmower? Why are you posting it in a bike thread?
Its not even a proper learner bike
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>>29012969
>>29012970
Leave him alone lads, its not his fault there is no learner bike thread for him to post in.
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Reminder to stop replying to the shitposter.
He will get bored eventually if you fags just ignore him.
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>>29012969
It's a decent bike. My local roads are small so even limited to 47hp it's already plenty fun. Way better than being a nobike.
It's very light and nimble.
>>29012970
I'm not a benchracing fag who larps as a GP rider and pretends he needs 200hp so I'm fine.
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>>29012902
Chicken strips, he should practice more
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>>29012967
why not just get some slip on?
cant be that expensive
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>>29012960
Huh?
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Can we all just agree to disagree that scooters are just another type of motorcycle? Just like how trans women are just another type of women.
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>>29012987
Objection! Trannies are functionally different shape-imitators, while scooters have the opposite shape that is functionally identical, just with different properties.
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>>29012974
>It's a decent bike.
kek no it isn't, its not even decent dfor a learner.

>I'm not a benchracing fag who larps as a GP rider and pretends he needs 200hp so
Lmao you dont even have 40hp.

Any you want an exhaust lol
Just get a decent bike dumbass
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>>29012987
just stop caring what other people think
ride your ride
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>>29012991
ok im swapping it next week then
what are decent bikes?
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>message the guy was listing his 800xca for 189k dongs
>telling him Im going to take a loan to get it
>day after
>seller change listing description
>nothing change
>notice the price is now 198k
what a fag
still have less mileage and 10k cheaper than next one tho
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>>29012991
it's got 47hp but you wouldnt know that, you nobike faggot.
Yeah the bus you ride everyday has more power but it needs it to hual your gargantuan ass.
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>>29012993
>what are decent bikes?
Pointless question since you plan to make your bike less decent by giving it a pointless fart tube, needlessly drawing attention to your orifices like fags do.
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cub waif
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>>29012996
Don't buy it just because he's being a jew.
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>>29012996
>going to take a loan to get it
You don't deserve bikes.
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>>29012993
Of you are a learner, just get thw standard minimum learner bike:
Zx6r
Cbr600
Gsxr600
R6
Etc...

If.you want a proper bike then start looking over 900cc at liters
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>>29012997
>Nickle and diming over 7hp
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON FAGGOTRY
LOOOOOL
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>>29013007
sorry im poor ;_;
cant afford cars either
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This has been the gayest thread o has ever seen.
Shame on you OP
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>>29013009
>>29013010
>calls others fags
>bench races this hard
lmao ridelet. Nobike nigger.
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>>29013014
>Rides a 40hp "bike"
>Calls anyone who rides a real bike a benchracer
>Wants to put an exhaust on a lawnmower
Kek congrats, you are the second biggest faggot on this board, after OP
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>>29013030
>Real rider
Post bike
Let me see that bike
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>>29013009
Are there any other good i4 600's you can recommend for a learner?
I like the s1000rr, but they dont make a learner version like the japanese do for their bikes, with the 600's.
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>>29013037
Triumph Daytona is a good learner, or one of the smaller ducatis.
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>>29012996
>189k dongs
Isn't it like 6 (six) EUR?
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>>29013037
cb650r
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>>29013011
Perfect excuse to buy some shitbike, a SV650 from 15 years ago or something. You are not going to remain broke forever, don't waste it on bikes. I can promise you that a 850cc bike is not any more fun than a 300cc one. Use it for something else anon. You got this.
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>>29013044
Too low power
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>>29013049
As a learner you should be on A2 bikes anon. Consider BMW K100 or any of the K bikes, they are super cool and you might not kill yourself. But I'd recommend you start on CB500R, bike with even less power.
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>>29013047
yeah and the same year vstrom 650xt cost the same as that tiger 800
depreciation is a bitch huh
and that also mean I still need to take a loan if I want either one
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>3.5s 0-60 is too low-power for a learner
That's one of the reasons I feel nothing when squids turn into a mush.
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>>29013053
Then get even smaller bike, like a VFR with 100k or the og CB750. Or the INT650. I'm sure you'll be able to find shit bikes for 2k to 3k. Or even less if you look. Taking loan for 2k to 3k sounds insane. Sort out other things in life anon. How the fuck will you afford new set of tyres, insurance, gear or any other emergency expenses?
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>>29013051
>Just ride a gimp bike bro
Lol opinion discarded.
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>>29013059
i need a long highway commuter so im not going to get a naked bike
vstrom or versys was the original choice and since tiger 800 (or at least that specific one was) the same price so I was going to go with that
but since the seller trying to pull a fast one on me so I havnt reply back to him
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>>29013068
Yeah steer clear of anything less than a i4 600, or a bigger twin like a 750-900 if you need to go on the freeway.
Definitely ignore anything that says "A2."
To give you context, those are slower than most cars
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>>29013051
Nta but I was just looking at an 86 K100 RS.
I was considering it even though I already have a better bike.
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desu i think 50 horsepower is plenty
my first three bikes were about 35, then 75, then 110
i went back to a 50 horse bike and I've been riding it for years now
i wouldn't go higher than about 75 at the wheel if I were buying another street bike today
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Imagine you have a bike that you hope to sell for 4725 eurodollars. What offer will you make seethe the most while still being acceptable?
I want to find the perfect percentage for lowballing.
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>>29013092
>What offer will make you seethe the most while still being acceptable?
fix
G'damnit how did I even write it like that
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>>29013078
If its not too expensive, go for it. Shit bikes are more fun anyway. Ask our resident fingolian ural kun. Anyways K100 is just a great bike.
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>>29013091
My first one was 34, then 8 and then 94hp. I love them all and I have them all. 94hp is not any more fun than 34hp. Although I like other creature comforts like suspension, CC, quick shifter, heated grips, etc.
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>>29013125
I'm very anti quick shifter personally, just dont like em, but I agree on the rest. While I understand the market forces that push those solutions to the aftermarket for small and mid sized bikes, I'm shaking my fist at the sky.
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>>29013124
My Ural is the better bike I mentioned. The BMW would end up as an organ donor for the Urals anyway
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>>29013129
quick shift is the future. get with the times, unc. eventually bikes will twist the throttle for you too.
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>>29013139
I need my bike to ride itself. I’m so tired of having to do that
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Yes, if people were honest about "not wanting" advanced features they'd be riding bicycles instead, there you do everything yourself.
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>>29013149
A lot of the advanced features exist to sell bikes to people who don't like bikes
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>>29013058
you dont get it man if it doesnt do 200mph and 0-60 in 2.0 it's fucking slow bro.
t. highway queer
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>>29013139
One day the robots will control my bike for me, they'll par digest my food and regurgitate an optimal nutrient past. One day the robots will probably fuck my wife for me, and I'll thank them for the service. Until then, I'm controlling my own transmission. I don't even like cruise control until the ride is long enough to cramp my hand.

>>29013149
But anon, I do also ride bicycles.
Besides, when I had the choice, I bought a smaller bike without those advanced features. So speak for yourself.
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>>29012904
>>29012967
Unless you order some cheap chynese slipon dont bother
Just sell and grt a bike itll be a worthy return on investment wjth, i.e. more power gains and not just learnerbike core
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YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWW
worst thread of 2026: plauged by a /n/obike editions

>scooters arent baik
Scooter are more welcome than crackhead bicycles though
My only bias is
INTERNAL
COMBUSTION
ENGINE
and not a shitty lawnmower mod larping as 1900s hardleys
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>>29013356
A scooter is definitely a bike
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gay retard didn't point to new thread when he made it
>>29013098
>>29013098
>>29013098



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