if im the owner of the red car i simply pop open the hatch by spamming the unlock button on the fobif im the owner of the jeep i simply kill myself
>>29012327keys
Pee and poop in the door handles before simply entering from the passenger side of mine and leaving.
>>29012341you can just poop on command? how did you acquire that skill?
>>29012353He was born in India
>>29012327pull some wires under the car where a camera cant see you goofing
I hop on my motorcycle and laugh all the way home
You’ve gotta give more context, OP. I have a JL Wrangler(soft top) in that color and I don’t see the issue here.Am I supposed to imagine that I’m the owner of that piece of shit on the right? Am I supposed to be from the cameraman’s perspective, just driving by? How am I supposed to give an answer when I don’t know who I am in your hypothetical scenario?
>>29012327the jeep's spare wheel is fucked
>>29012526Do you see how they parked? I’m the jeep poster above you but goddamn, that person is an angry alcoholic douchbag (more than I am, which is shocking). Obviously they’d carry around the weight of a broken wheel for no reason.
whats with normies and not taking off the dealer stickers/plateholders. my mother refuses to take hers off too
knockin your windows out you park that npc traffic chrysler poorshit that close to me.
>>29012533I’m bothered by that too. It’s a combo of laziness, not caring, and believing that dealer will give them a batter deal on parts and service.Mostly the “not caring” part if I have to guess.
>>29012327Laugh as long as my paint is fine and then crawl through the rear hatchI'm white
>>29012537I'd say it's just too complicated of a job for the modern man, as sad as it sounds.
>>29012327Banana in the tail pipe.
As in all things, it depends on what I'm driving>DD - pop hatch and go through un-secured rear seat, delicately pull out of space, then key that motherfuckers door.>old backup beater - keying that motherfuckers door will be unnecessary>offroader - fucker will have to search for his bitch-jeep, after I chain up and start moving him.
>>29012537I can answer thisI didnt want to spend an extra $10-15 because certain vehicles plates dont PERFECTLY LINE THE FUCK UP WITH THE HOLES AND INSTEAD ARE MADE FOR LP HOLDERS
>>29012631But think of all the fun you are missing out on for $10
>>29012631If the plate holes don't line up, how would having a plate holder change anything?The screws still have to go through the plate holes even with a plate holder.
>>29012327The spare on the back of the jeep tells a story.
>>29012744The plate holder sandwiched the plate and kept it contained within then mounted directly to the vehicle. The LP holes were not used
Well I keep a 4in angle grinder in the DD so ah cut the frame and post up at the nearest bump
>>29012327With felony levels of vandalism.
Prejudice against Jeeps strikes again it is clear that the red car parked there last
>>29012526Looks like someone tried to steal it (locking lugs)
>>29013008Who steals a wheel by destroying it?
>>29012537They dont consider it can be done
>>29012327Dent the jeep as hard as I can while getting in. A nigger did this to me with some massive fucking cadillac and boxed in my new miata, even with how small the miata is. I dented that bitch.
>>29013020>calls others a nigger>is the one who chimps out and vandalizes another man’s valuable propertyMirror
>>29013027Don't block peoples cars, respect the rules of society or live by the rules of the jungle.
>>29012327just park my shitbox corolla beside it knowing he'll be seethingif he smacks his door into mine it'll probably increase my car's value
>>29012334Yep. Hop on the Goog and find the tow truck company with the lowest rating I can find. >>29012526Quick everybody act surprised.
>>29013088>I park like this to avoid my doors getting bumped.>Parks halfway into the neighboring space instead of all the way over to the side where no one can park
>>29012738I'm gonna grab a stack of those and start putting them on cars with the little faggot flag stickers.
>>29012327I'd cry to mommy
>>29012327Road flare on the soft top as I drive away. If it's a hard top, the road flare gets wedged against the exposed CV boot on the rear.
>>29013012A thief tore apart my dash and steering column trying to steal my car before giving up and stealing another car.
>>29013329You should be grateful that your car wasn't stolen, joyridden, and destroyed.
>>29013380I'm more just pissed the cops caught him, knew him as a regular, and """"accidentally mixed up his paperwork"""" and let him go on """"accident."""" He had butt buddies who were with them and they stole 2 or 3 other cars in the building.
>>29013509Cops don't see stealing cars as serious because they sit in a free car all day and get a fresh one if they wreck. He's probably got 40+ arrests and half a dozen felony convictions. You have to seriously fuck up to get any prison time in USA.
>>29012327I would listen, and that's what no one else did.
>>29012327I would get my carry, wait for whoever it is, blast 6 into their legs, 4 more into their stomach, and beat them until they die while telling them I won't even get to enjoy the moment it happens.Hell, this country, at this point, I've seriously considered keeping more than 1 rifle with my vehicles. inb4 stolen lmao, I didnt say keeping them in the car when I'm not.
>>29012738I put one of these on a Ferrari I saw in a parking garage once. No idea who he was or where he is now.
What conpels someone to willingly steal a vehicle. What is the thought process?
Pull the valve stem on 2 tiresLet all the air out.Put them back in.Leave.No permanent damage. Just inconvenience them in return.
>>29012581this, i work as a bicycle mechanic and people often ask to mount a simple thing (bell, phone holder) even though it's just 2 screws and 50sec of your time, to mount it for them
>>29012327a handful of stick on wheel weights strategically placed all in one spot on one of the front wheel barrels.
>>29013923Diabolical
>>29013923fucking loladding to this, turkey baster with rotten prawn juice or milk, squirt it in the windshield cowl vents. the smell will NEVER go away
>>29013750If you've never had a psychotic break, you wouldn't know. You can get to such a level of anger (at society) that you lose contact with reality or who you are. You tend to do dumb fucking shit.
>>29014009my dad has done this before. surprised nobody has beat the living shit out of him for literally going apeshit. he once started racing with some guy that cut him off on the highway (the guy probably just merged a bit further in front of him) and he kept trying to catch up to the guy until he hit the corner of another car. of course my mum had to pay the insurance bill.another time he rolled through a stop sign and a cop ticketed him for it, he got so mad when he was home that mum had to physically hold him back from getting in the car and ramming the sign downi kinda wish someone would give him a good reality check but at his age it'd probably mean i'd have to babysit him for life.
>>29013923sick
>>29012327I have considered purchasing wheel dollys to keep in my car mostly for removing cars from a space I want to park in, reconfiguring parked cars to fuck with their owners or for bad parking jobs like this one.
>>29014015>surprised nobody has beat the living shit out of him for literally going apeshit.Your dad sounds like me. I don't like acknowledging that. I have gotten the living shit beaten out of me many times, however.Once I hit a certain level of anger I enter this fucking trance-like state where all I want to do is destroy shit.It's awful, you wake up the next day and you hate yourself for what you did, and the shame only fuels more anger thus more psychotic breaks. They should start prescribing sedatives again. They existed for a reason.
>>29014024>Hyper vigilant>Easy to go into psychosis>Harms others in said psychosisI got diagnosed with anxiety 22 years ago, never been prescribed anti-anxiety meds. Not once. I've lost jobs from panic attacks. They'll give Susie the middle schooler who was rejected by her 11 year old crush sedatives, but not a man who gets a panic attack most days and lost his job for that?>Oh, you have crippling anxiety? Well you're white with blue eyes, have multiple eng degrees, and scored the max on the state's IQ test so fuck you it's not a disability... Get fucked. Some people need downers. Opium is the de facto antidepressant for angry men. It's the most-studied drug of all time yet no one can find a single long-term side effect. There aren't any downers left in the US market other than Alcohol and benadryl. Alcohol causes cancer, opium does not.
>>29014024do you get raging mad at small inane shit? do you burn bridges with lifelong, very close friends when they're just trying to help?if anything i think i need a psychologist or psychiatrist to break his mental conditioning of "i'm always right" and to understand that just because people have different opinions it doesn't mean they're going against him
>>29014048>do you get raging mad at small inane shit? do you burn bridges with lifelong, very close friends when they're just trying to help?Yes, so much. I have burned every bridge to others I had. I hate myself for it.I've beaten the shit out of people, I've gotten beaten the shit out of. I just want to calm down, fear is my normal mindstate and it's really hard to convey that to people.I've gone to psychiatrists and therapists for 25+ years. Been inpatient multiple times (can't own a gun). Yet I am worse today than I have ever been.I'm getting panic attacks just leaving the house. It's bad. Give me sedatives, please.
>>29012533>>29012537They are kino AF on classic cars.
>>29014053damn. i hope you can find peace some day
>>29012327Slash a tire, climb in through the passenger side, drive away
>>29014068There's this plant, papaver somniferum, that if I eat some all my depression, fear, and anxiety goes away. It works. Every time.
>>29013310>>29013740Based.
>>29014046I feel your pain, OP. Everyone else I know goes to their doctor once and says they feel a little anxious and they're immediately given a year's supply of valium Meanwhile my psychiatrist doesn't want to keep refilling my prescription for an extremely low dose of lorazepam so that I don't become dependent even though I'm having panic attacks almost every day
>>29014006Draw a penis in ATF on the windshield, it'll appear EVERYTIME it rains or gets wet
>>29014140lmao
>>29013923Zip tie on the drive shaft.
>>29012327My white trash ex got boxed in by an Urus like this once and used his mirror as a step ladder then walked across his roof, fucking up his glass roof and climbed into her sun roof. She did shit like this all the time. Also had a super high intensity flood 20k lumen flood light mounted on the back of her car she'd flash at bro dozers who'd tailgate her with their high beams on.
>>29014304and you let a high class girl like that get away? what, are you gay?
>>29014006Keeping wheel weights or a zip tie in the car in case this situation occurs is reasonable. Keeping a turkey baster full of putrid fluid is not. Why would you even suggest it? Might as well recommend a pocket-JDAM.
>>29012533I know a real estate salesman who keeps his dealer frame on, so that people can see that he shops local. I always remove them.
someone blocked me in almost like this before and my car was worth 1.5k total and his was almost new so I just full on scraped the fuck of out it while backing out
>>29014321the turkey baster is simply for those who refuse to listen to repeated, polite requests to stop this kind of shit.
>>29012353two coffees in the morning
>>29012533matching front and rear dealer markers are a sign that the car has never been in a front/rear accidentsomething to look for on second hand cars
>>29012533any time i go in for service i end up with a new set of them. im going to get a set of those little license plate bolts with the special key.
>>29017985Oh shit, that's a good one. Ty anon. I reckon it's probably also a sign the car is mechanically unmolested.
>>29017985also that you live in a place that lets (((car dealers))) badge the inventory
>>29012327gang stalkers used to do this to me on purpose so i began parking diagonally
>>29013750"gibs me dat"
I’ve never been one to mess with someone’s car but I think I would key it in this situation
Be white and call the relevant authorities.
>>29017985>matching front and rear dealer markers are a sign that the car has never been in a front/rear accident i must remember this
>>29012327Sue the kike that owns that parking garage and made spots 5 feet wide.
i keep a pair of pliers in my car, which i would use to rip out their valve stem.
>>29014046>Well you're white with blue eyesnot to be racist but based on the ones I've met you guys NEED sedatives once in a while. A very unstable people
>>29014107Find a new psych. It's a pain in the ass, but if they're not providing the care you need it's the only option.
>>29018922A core removal tool is like $1 and will actually work unlike trying to rip it out with pliers.
