>fully illuminated grill>fully electric >artificial 'exhaust' with pops and crackles>vibrating seats >'synthesised' 8 speed automatic transmission
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>The 2027 Mercedes-AMG CLA45 is the first fully electric car to offer the passion of ICE, thanks to the Mercedes-AMG PurePassion exhaust sound Symposer.which offers the authentic sound and feel of a traditional gasoline engine in an EV. >Cryogenically stored Biomethane is combusted in a specially designed acoustic chamber. Utilizing technology borrowed from the Petronas Mercedes-AMG F1 team the combustion cycle occurs over 300 times per second mimicking the sound and feel of a high performance ICE. The system can also over boost providing the signature pops and crackles of a true Mercedes-AMG>Biomethane is sustainably harvested from the driver using the cabins PureExtraxtion air filtration system and can be recirculated from the exhaust using the climate controls, additionally drivers can purchase ethically sourced biomethane from Mercedes Brand Ambassadors like Alexis Texas and 2 times Grand Slam winner Coco Gauff
>>29015457blacks and browns fucking love all of these things
>>29015457Why does an electric car need a grill?
>>29015499electric motors still get hot retard
it looks like an angry chink
Didn't the charger ev try this and immediately made the butt of every joke for like a month. The PR and marketing teams were posting their pants with embarrassment after learning nobody wants that shit
>>29015457The whole point of electric cars is that they are supposed to be QUIET and SILENT with no BRRRRR vibrations like your diesel Volvo.
>>29015501As hot as combustion engines? I doubt it. Most EVs make due with very small air intakes for cooling.
>>29015491is it farming the drivwr's BRAPs?
>>29015561Yeap. Mercedes actually invented the first fart can exhaust.
>>29015457This isn't riced the fuck out at all since it's a Mercedes. You can't be a ricer if you drive a Mercedes that's a European car.
>>29015575The term has been misused to death by our dear high class /o/ drivers that conveniently enough never reveal what they drive.
>>29015457sad
>>29015555Ever ran a battery powered tool for more than 30 seconds?Now take the heat from that 1/4 pound drill battery and multiply by 8,000
>>29015457We're faking AUTO transmission now too? Fucking why?
>>29015575Rice is a staple grain of the Middle East and South Asia also.
>>29015771the agricultural revolution and its consequences have been disastrous to the development of mankind
This is why China is winning the automotive war.
>>29015491>>29015457>Now makes real car noises!yaaaaaaawn
>>29015550If anything they should lean more into sci-fi/ayylien sounds and aesthetic. EVs are gay but pretending to be something you're not is gayer.
>>29015611You are a ricer and a wrenchlet, always will be.>>29015775Yea I believe it.
>>29015457It's for Asians, not for Whites.
>>29015457Why do they insist so much on filling EVs chockfull of fucking leds that the only thing they do is massively drain your battery?Even if it's 5Wh, those are 20Wh you could have had for running the AC some more time.
>>29016304Some LED accent lighting is pulling fuck-all for power compared to the motors trying to push a single tall ass gear. 20wh is going to run a AC compressor for like 15 seconds.
>>29015457How does the electric grille hold up to touch parking? Asking for a friend.
>>29015575R.I.C.E.: Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements.But you knew that.
>>29016439thats the old defintion, the new definitoin of rice is dumbass wrenchlet auto only loving faggot.
>>29015499To not look like a bar of soap.
>>29015457>DUDE THEY PUT MORE LEDS ON THE NEW MODEL BRO WE NEED TO SHELL OUT $80K IMMEDIATELY FOR THIS
>>29015499You don't want a car without air conditioning.