how do I ... ironically... own a car?
i own a prius and that makes me gay or something
>>29015918>go to dealer>hello, i'd like to purchase your most ironic vehicle please
I have a Ford Focus sedan with the DCT automatic.
Subaru Levorg with the CVT.Would I prefer it will the manual? Sure, especially because you can't mod the engine too much before blowing it but the car that meets all my criteria (AWD, relatively new, manual, wagon, not comically overpriced, gas or hybrid) doesn't really exist so I had to compromise somewhere.I still enjoy driving it and even track it from time to time.
>>29015918Be a zoomer. They're physically unable to do anything without some irony poisoning thrown in.
316i E90 owner here.It's slow but I like the way it drives.hps, 6 speed manual, no turbos, no direct injection, no valvetronic(dual vanos tho), no electric handbrake, no screens(a phone mount tho), no parking sensors tooFULL poverty spec(leather seats and paint were the only extra options I think).Am I clear?
>>29015908You'd be hard pressed to find anyone here that doesn't.Especially if they want a car that works every day.
>>29016004That’s peak /o/ approved anon.
I don't think /o/ likes these, all the trugg guys are yanks and they like the 3 tonne rams, tundras and f250s
Audi A3 8V 1.6TDI. /o/ will first say it's gay as fuck, then say I overpaid for a golf but that is exactly why I bought it. It's a nicer interior, gets great mileage, has cheap parts and is easy enough to work on. Girl doesn't know any better and just sees the badge. Would I prefer a 911? Sure, but this gets 65 mpg, costs £500 per year total to tax insure and service. I'll get something nicer when the house is paid off but this thing has 100k miles left in it yet.
As if /o/ has any sort of community or consensus.Seriously its such a dogshit board. No board culture, no memes, no history.It's nothing but a hollowed out shithole that is borderline unusable due to a handful of absolutely dogshit posters and boomers.
>>29016197Seething nocar wrenchlet detected
>>29016197Please elaborate, I've been here for 10 years and it was always shit imo
06 7 series, right up until a major repair comes up. Paint is kinda shot but it goes.
>>29016187I had a Polo with the 1.6 TDI and that engine was a POS. although it did get decent fuel mileage when it worked properly.
>>29016197you sound like a ricer auto only loving faggot
Is a 2017 6L V8 Caprice /o/ approved?
I bought a v6 challenger specifically to make autistic fags upset and it works
>>29016324I'd rather have a V6 Charger just for the convenience of having a seethe sedan.
>>29016258Idk what to tell you man, I change the oil and filters religiously and gave it a new timing belt at 60k and it's been golden. It's anaemic as fuck below 2k rpm but at the end of the day it was never for enthusiasts, it was for chugging up and down motorways quickly and efficiently.The money I'm saving will go towards something a lot more fun when life allows
>>29016197>no memeswrap yourself around a tree, newfag
idk if its /o/ approved but I wrenched on this thing like you wouldn't believe and i love it nowhope it'll last me 50k more miles (110k currently) before something major needs fixing again
>>29015908I couldnt care less what people here think.
>>29016167I like it, it's agood looking truck.
I doubt my truck is approved. It's a stick if that makes it any better.
It's gone faster than most anons on /o/.
>>29015918side question:what are the most ironic cars?
>>29017456this would be such a good car if it were AWD/RWDGXP or GTP?
>>29015908I have a GLK. It is absolutely a girl car but I don't give a shit. I'm also a gymfag so look extra gay driving it and also don't care. Mine is silver though.
>>29017435What has been the major work you've needed to do on it. I'm thinking about getting one as my next car once mine hit's 200,000 miles.
I get no respect.
>>29017482Fuck off
>>29017482I respect you. Millennials seethe about korean cars in the same way boomers seethed about japanese cars in the 80s. They hate seeing their childhood car brands fall off in favor of new things
>>29017492Japanese didn't have their engines constantly exploding in the 80s like Korean cars do
I own a kei truck
>>29015908My car has McDonalds
>>29017477oil pan gasket and rebuild front diffgotta drop the front subframe to do the oil pan gasket
>>29017601Thats lame as hell but seems doable. Do these have the shitty war crime water pumps like most BMWs?
>>29015908Mine's automatic, so yeah.
>>29017611yea i think soI also did rear main seal but this bitch still leaks oil (from oil pan I think)
>>29015908pretty sure this isnt /o/ approved. 4speed autobox, mcphearson front, v6. All things that seem disliked.
I have a murdered out non-ST Fiesta with a bunch of pro cop shit from the previous owner. Black and white american flags on the center of the wheels, a rubberized black and white american flag thing on top of the bumper by the trunk. a 'thin blue line' american flag vanity plate on the front. residue of a libertarian snake and a 'we the people' decal on either side of teh license plate.but the second owner was clearly like a black chick or something. purple dome light bulbs. 'just havin fun' in girly writing on the drivers side rain guard. remnants of an 'it's only money' in girly writing on the passenger fender so half chud/half black chick carit is a manual though
>>29017618Gaskets leaking on the gaskets of oil pans and filter housings seems endemic to all German cars. Honestly that's probably why Germans are so anal about doing oil changes on time. The housings on the N20 and B54/B58 leak too even though the latter two are very well made engines otherwise. It's not as big of a meme, but I've owned two Mercedes where the oil pan gasket leaked too. Both V6s, an M112 and am M272 but both were so overly built it didn't phase them at all. My gf straight up drove the car with the M112 with literally no oil for a few weeks and it still lasted 40,000 miles after that, though with wear issues.VAG have oil leak issues from plastic pans and retarded oil pressure actuated timing chain tensioners too.Not sure why gaskets are so hard for them to figure out.
>>29017630>VAGhell yeah brother
I own a Toyota matrix. Is it /o approved? I don't know. But it's a hatchback corolla. I was going to replace it when it stopped working but it's been going on 5 years now. Best $2000 I've ever spent
more like Toyota Gaydicks
Idk if my Mercedes CLS 350 is /o/ approved or not
>>29015908RWD compact SUVs are legit. Especially if they're 6 cylinder and can actually go off-road.
>>29017482are you the pussy that got tilted by 600m of mud?
>>29015908i like the x5 >>29015929i had a prius too they’re great
>>29015918buying an inappropriate car as a joke
>>29015908i ride an actual mopedit's good for my >use case and is fun>>29016197>no memesexplain Big M8 then
>>29017507>Japanese>80swhat engines
There's a thread up right now with anons seething because I said that I love my cars./o/ has become a fucking hugbox, if you like something that isn't a toyota camry, seething ensures.
I daily the most hated vehicle, a motorcycle
>>29018073>>29018058SCOOTER BROTHERSSTAYSEATED
>>29015908I love my Model 3 AWD
>>29015908I own a 2026 prius which /o/ vehemently hates.
>>29017430that thing is a post diesel gate engine without DEF. Its propably supposed to suck but there is a good chance the entire intake airway is gunked up. hope you had a look when doing the belt
>>29017460I don't know if you could get more ironic than the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile
/o/ hates every car
>>29018415Got the 26 phev prius, it is a nice second car for errands or longer drives versus a high-strung modded car.
>>29015908Pic rel
>>29018062Shillbot is broken
>>29017460Pontiac Aztek?
>>29017629I love a car with a history lol
>>29017629Unironically sick
>>29018466Thats not obscure thats an RX-...Thats an MR-...Thats a corve-...Anon what is that??
>>29018722AI slop
>>29018722The car that made Mustang boomers collectively shit themselves in the 90s (although it wasn't this generation if you want to be autistic)>>29018888>most intelligent /o/tist
>>29018915Are you claiming it's not?
Owned and operated ironically.
Yuropoor here with a cheap Chinese ev