I understand you want to pilot the Ultimate Driving Machine but I’d like to encourage you to learn how to drive first in a less high test, high skill requirement car. Thanks in advance
If its so ultimate you wouldn't need to post about it nigga god damn
ye olde panic lift off+steering impulse combo
>>29016704>less high test, high skillIESLB
>>29016720WTBDYA
>>29016707That's not what happened at all. He started losing grip as the car unloaded coming over the crest, causing him to start sliding and his rear left wheel to come off the road.
>>29016704He could have saved it but all he knew was stand in brake to make bad thing stop.
>>29016707Came here to post this. Never lift.
>>29016789dyel spotted
Ultimate common traffic machine
>>29016820Ultimate Highway Accident Jam Machine
>>29016704Excuse me saar but my UDM is Ugandan Domestic Market model. It only makes sense. Do you know the Indian diaspora in Uganda? eez big wan
>>29016704>mcdonalds strutsNah I'm good
>>29016756He lost it when he put the right wheel over the edge of the pavement. Over correction from there on.
Why do BMW's have zero in the way of rear traction? Why can trucks "not turn" but these things are always sliding off the roads and flipping?
>>29017021It's not because it's a McDonald's strutted shitbox on carmax tires (iron man)
>>29017018>Over correction from there on.He didn't correct at all. His wheel hitting the side of the pavement stopped his rotation and he went straight into the wall. His front wheels didn't even turn until the last second, and even then there's barely any angle.>>29017014>>29017023Lets see what happens when your car on heckin double wishies is driven by the same retard in the same situation.
>ripping it on an unknown roadDeserved it.
>>29017043No balwz
lol
>>29017075Laughing at the BMW that flew off the road? I am.
>>29017014riddle me this:/o/ is obsessed with reliability, simplicity and durability. maccas are the definitive choice for this. why the fake boner for double wishies?
>>29017090he made millions because of that crash. it made the bmw driver fame. he won
>>29017093Not really, his gram was swamped with posts mocking him.
>>29016704facebook meme>dear DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>29017093This is your brain on BMW.
thanks for driving my insurance up fucking retards
>>29017097rage baiting is the single most effective way to farm engagement and thus make money on the internet
>>29017120you're like the irl version of the south park youtube episode
>>29016704okay he was retarded but that road was retarded too
>>29017092>why the fake boner for double wishies?Bro you're so fucking stupid, poor, toolless, and you're a complete fucking ricer. How did it get to this? I'll tell you, your dad was a ricer and your mom is a ricer sympathizer fucking led loving faggot.
>>29017296You will never reproduce.
>>29017317Yea and you're over here drooling about some rental spec carmax car lmoa dumbass fucking ricer
>>29017319>Yea andlmfao
>>29017361damn, bodied that mf
>>29016704>learn how to drive first in a less high test, high skill requirement car.Izzat would not allow that. Ultimate driving machine is high Izzat car.
>>29017043>60 mph on wide as fuck roads is ripping itAmericans are cute
>>29017389BMW kid wasn't Indian. Izzat has nothing to do with it.
>>29016704Samir, you are breaking the car.
Brown Man's Wheels
>>29017090>>29017093>>29017097>>29017120QRD?
you may not like it but what happened in that webm is called understeer.
>drive too fast like a retarded third-worlder>"uhhh sweaty its called understeer"
>>29016704>McDonald's strutted shitbox understeeringThat's crazy, never would have expected it
>>29017296Tell us, what is wrong with being a ricer wrenchlet. In two sentences or less.
>>29017944lol lamo weenchlet ricerranchlet ricer faggot lolllllThere, two sentences.
>>29017835wannabe influencer wrecked his carsee >>29017075 >>29017113probably got a decent paycheck off his 15 minutes of fame
>>29017093>>29017120I doubt that BMW guy made $1 let alone millions.I've had A few viral videos on monetized platforms.A million views is like $1,000 tops.That's assuming you are actually monetizated.
>>29017944>pill me broThat was your ricer dad's job wrenchlet, I'm here to just treat you like the little bitch you are kek. Ricer
>>29017948Based fledgeling, you're doing good work
>>29017113>LEDsCheck>glue on batman spoiler that fits Tesla, charger every BMW and MercedesCheck>Cheapest all seasons money can buyCheck>Automatic transmissionCheck, time to trader in to carmax or recycle it into plastic bottles
>>29018331you've been off your meds the past couple days haven't you lol
>>29018345What I've noticed is an influx of rental car posts, shit is getting old. Just a bunch of nu males, wrenchlets and ricers talking about carmax cars.
>>29018347yup sounds like it lol
>>29018417>muhKys dude
>>29016704stupid brown going too fast over a crest on a road he doesn't know lmao
>>29018419>projecting
>>29018419Lmao someone get this nigga some help
>>29016704Understeer is a bitch.
>the zoomer slang infesting this thread
>>29016786Damn where is bro with the curling brush when you need him?
>>29018305this, you're lucky to make anything off 1 or 2 viral videos
>>29023741The brush makes it go faster in a specific direction.It creates a thin layer of water ontop of the ice that acts like ball bearings or a slip-n-slide.They can actually turn the stone by having less friction on one side of its path than the other.Yes, I understand curling too well.Im not proud of that fact.
>>29016704Classic NFS III wreck right there.
>>2901780560 MPH is literally highway speed in Europe, speeds are faster in the US than EU
>>29024740Germans have ze Autobahn
>>29016704Mcdonald struts, not even once
>>29024746have sex.
>>29024808Make suspension great again.
>>29024881That shit costs money, there's no point since bmws are BTR (built to rent) and you're putting PFK (play for keeps) parts in it kek. You could NEVER be a ceo>>29024746Ricer, wrenchlet
>>29016704That curve is criminal. Is there at least a warning sign before it?
>>29016704>nobody has mentioned this is ai slopits truly fucking over
>>29025274It's not ai, lol ai would have put it on michelins that thing, like all expired luxury carmax cars, is rolling around on iron man's lol. See >>29018331
>>29025275it absolutely is ai. there is no actual source for this video, it came from an ai slop content farm.
>>29025278You are a wrenchlet
>>29024883you're expected to not be driving like a maniac, retard, or retarded maniac.but i guess the beemer driver thought he knew better
>>29027139Beemers are motorcycles
>>29027150i don't care they're retared too
>>29025280You have never had sex with a woman
>>29016786Saudi curling team?
>>29023741Ha, great minds I guess...
>>29017119>thanks for driving my insurance up fucking retardsThat's the reality of high-output cars. There's some young kid that feels invincible and has more car than skill.With that said, even my insurance is expensive with a clean record, being a 30+ boomer, and a minivan that has the acceleration of a botched out of body experience. It's solidly in the 10 second 0-60 range empty, and accelerates eventually when fully laden and towing.
>>29017075>miata pulls away unscathed>m3 falls down ravine
>>29027208You are a wrenchlet
>>29024881Bro this wheel is solidly bolted to the floor, that's never gonna go anywhere. Wrenchlets ITT baka
Has to sensor the word testosterone
OP here>muh aiits not. its a random instagram reel. there was also footage of the aftermath and shit.you retard are ai schizos
>>29028173true. i have money. retards like you work on my car while i fuck your mother and sister kek
>>29028463fags will cry ai at anything they don't like
>>29028246furry faggot tranny child predator spotted
>>29028463>there was also footage of the aftermath and shit.post it
>>29016704kek that zoomie got cooked
>>29017018he just went forward after the jump he should've steered hard right/left
Kinda funny how the Nissan people are all in BMWs now, anyone else notice this?
>>29017075Normally people who are outside the turn take too much from inside the turn, thus making the incoming vehicles inside probably crash into the idiot who doesn't know how to drive, but this dude is going full retard over 2000, because he not only had half his car in the opposite lane, he had it inside the outer part of the turn.Pretty nice depiction of driving licenses acquired in the tombola that are so common across the US.
>>29025274>>29025278You are an actual retard and should never post here again if you can't do a simple search. https://www.reddit.com/r/Touge/comments/1huu1v7/that_looked_expensive/
>>29033951its the same exact video whats your point? well, it has sound, which is clearly completely fake, lmao.
>>29017075It's always the retard in a bmw
Bmws are just overrated in generalThey are all heavy and uncontrollable piece of shit that are overpriced af
>>290339861) That post is 2 years old an no AI-video service was generating anything other than a 6 second clip 2 years ago2) You can see from the fidelity and detail it's not AI3) It's really weird that you think it's AI just because a beemer fucked up - some kind of weird projection maybe?
>>29017075The Mazda deserved better
>>29034220I can smell your EBT card through my screen
>>29017075Mazda guy chose wisely here.A sacrificial side-swipe to prevent full energy transfer.The alternative would have been more dangerous multiple tree strikes, head on.
>>29028076>unscathedUhhhhh.No.
>>29034850I mean what else could he have done?
>>29016704>pilotIt's a car, bro. We drive cars, not 'pilot' them.
