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How do you get the paint off the tires
>>29017930Rip a skid, faggot.
10/10 body...
i wish i wasn't a lonely chudcel bros, i would do anything just to hug her
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>>29017930How do you get the filth off the tshirt before wearing it
I've driven over too many dead animals for this.
>>29017936You'd do anything you say?How about you be a better version of your self incrementally over a long period of time
>>29018110i'll always be stuck at 5'9" no matter what i do for my personality
>>29018115My brother is somewhere around 5' 6" and practically downs in clunge. He's been dating a chick 16 years younger than him for the last couple years, and she's completely besotted by him. Don't get me wrong, you can't look like a fucking orge and expect to get far, but so long as you've got a decent personality and stay in shape, it's really not hard that hard. Fuck, even I had some MILF trying to jump in *my* pants, despite my lack of interest, and I'm not exactly special; got fucking hounded by both my brother and his girlfriend for not jumping aboard, too, 'cause apparently not wanting to fuck some rando I only met that day is a crime.
>>29017796looks like shit though
>>29017796>female>didn't spend a ton of money to get something that would've cost a fuckton at the storeI'm not mad
>>29018139My father in-law is like 5'2", 70+ years old he can't keep women off of him. He plays drums insanely well in a band and is easy to talk to and incredibly conversational. He literally talks his way into women's pants without getting up to kiss them. Pretty sure he's never been with a woman shorter than himself, and his wife is in a constant state of jealously in public settings. It's all rizz.
>>29018212Based rizzler, I have a 5'4 homie called Carlos who just has a larger than life personality, I'm 5'11 but he's like bigger than me when it comes to interpersonal shit.
>>29018139>>29018212>>29018221Giving hope to all short kings like myself
>>29018223You're gonna be alright if you just stop caring what people think, even an average to tall height man can fuck their shit up being insecure and chasing validation from vapid hoes, just be the coolest guy you can be who passes vibe checks, no matter if it's a guy you're talking to or a chick, you'll just get more out of people, not the sole reason why you do it but it's a perk of being cool person.
>>29018115Anon, a friend of mine is 5ft2 and just got married to a hot ass woman.Dude just maxed out his charisma stat.I'm 6ft5in and /fit/ and only 6ft+ tall women will even talk to me.Height isn't some sort of cheat code.
>>29017796>how can i get my tits out on camera without looking like a slag?Women have it tuff
>>29017796Needs about 880 burgers.
>>29017941Damn, thats neat.
>>29017930Hopefully they cleaned it up while the paint is still fresh, rinsing it off with a water from a hose should suffice and then driving it around for a bit should be all good.
>>29018230I'm fat as bloated whale carcass and 5'9" and once I worked up the confidence to start hitting on women I quickly found out that lots of women are whores with low self-esteem and even I have no problems getting their attention. Getting up the confidence to actually try was the only actual barrier.
