You think Christine would be ok with Arnie using her as a demo derby car?I mean when you think about it, she would be practically unbeatable, and she'd be ready to go again the next day.
>taking her to a crash em up event with shittersShe would not approve, Christine doesn't even like other hoes eating in there.
Arnie is a kike
pretend i posted the uchiha vs some other anime man copypasta here
>>29019598the only problem with christine is how do i have sex with her
>>29020487You turn her into an anime girl, get a 3d model made, and import that model into a VR porn game. If you're one of the few that are capable of bedding a living woman, then maybe you can skip the 3d stuff and just try to convince a chick to cosplay as her instead.
>>29019598Yeah, Christine was indestructible and it had a thirst for blood. It would have loved to be a Demo derby car.
>>29020503>interpretationinterpreted by who?
>>29020519She didn't have a thirst for blood, nor do I think she ever enjoyed destroying and killing, she just had an ungodly obsession for whoever took care of her. She's peak yandere, and Arnie just so happened to match her freak. I have no doubts he'd be able to coax her into being a demo car with very little effort, but I wouldn't imagine she'd do it of her own volition.
>>29019598>>29020057>her>sheIt's like you guys don't know the car is possessed by the spirit of an old, fat, and bitter UAW worker that died inside the car. That's why Arnie was changing, he was becoming possessed too.That said, I believe the car would've been ok with it as long as there was lots of killing.
>>29020534Nah, she just built that way.
>>29020534on this board, we believe in the movie version where she's just inherently evil, not the book where the old fuck's spirit is possessing her.>>29020532>She didn't have a thirst for blood,wasn't she already maiming the dudes on the assembly line before delivery?
>>29020503>You turn her into an anime girl,
>>29020534What if she was also old and fatWhat if she was a sexy cougar in car formHow does a car get fat and what would it look like
>>29020565>wasn't she already maiming the dudes on the assembly line before delivery?'cause theys treatin' her bad. You don't go reachin' up under a broads skirt and not expect to get slapped, eh?
>>29020532>She didn't have a thirst for blood,Killed a lot of people for a car that didn't have a thirst for blood.
Sequel idea, set in current year, with internet incel horror being all the rage.Christine finally finishes un-cubing herself and is purchased by a new owner.The new owner is a fat neckbeard faggot from /o/ with no friends or gf. Christine has nothing to do, no threats, no enemies to kill.Would she be happy/content with her life? Or bored and frustrated and eventually decide to kill me- I mean the hypothetical person in this scenario- and find a new owner or something?Like it's here you go, it's what you always wanted, a dedicated, loyal owner, with eyes for only you, but monkey paw boring and uneventful.
>>29020543*bad to the frame
why yes, i would put my penis in that
>>29020657christine's new owner is too autistic (/o/tistic?) to notice or be affected by her malicious spirit and she learns to enjoy the spontaneous late night drives and cheeky hoon sessions on empty back roads her owner takes her on.then one day the owner decides to go to a car meet full of absolutely riced out GTIs and BRZs at which point she (and possibly her owner) discovers new purpose in showing up all these posers in street races impromptu or planned. and even when she does lose, nobody gives a shit because it's a 60+ year old car that's clean as fuck and everyone loves seeing an old car being driven hard
Arnie wouldn't treat his main girl like that. Christine was a love story and they loved each other.
>>29020625I consider a "thirst for blood" as killing for the sake of killing, where as she had a very clear and obvious reason for killing her victims, and otherwise wouldn't have bothered. The only murder I really consider questionable is Darnell, who did nothing more than sit down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIG_EvwDUl0This seems about as good a place as any to drop this. A 105 minute rock opera about a man possessed by the spirit of Carl Benz who fucks every car in the word in order to defeat Death and gain immortality.
>>29020822>The only murder I really consider questionable is Darnell, who did nothing more than sit down.I've got a couple of theories on the Darnell murder, but yes that is the one which makes the least sense, and I never cared for it. From memory Arnie even asks her directly "why?" when all the cops are there, even he doesn't understand.My first theory is she did it to protect her secret, as he saw her drive herself in, all burned up, with no driver, so he needed to go so he wouldn't be asking questions.Second theory is he had insulted her in the past, called her a piece of junk or whatever, and her being in a murderous state decided lmao I'll kill your bitch ass too yolo. But I'm pretty sure he also complimented her and the quality/condition of her after Arnie restored her, and I think he was even a little impressed/enjoyed sitting in her, like from memory he was sitting in her, smiling, hands on the wheel, seemed like he was appreciating her/being polite, so yeah it was a bit fucked for her to kill him. Also he cared enough to pull a gun on someone he perceived to have stolen and wrecked her, which again seems like a compliment/nice gesture towards her.Third theory, she's a woman, and women as dumb as hell and don't think and just do.
>>29020865>Third theory, she's a woman, and women as dumb as hell and don't think and just do.fuck it, i'll believe it
