My wife used to hate BMWs, now she doesn't even let me drive my own 335i as its always taken by her
have her drive a camaro. she won't ever want to look at a BMW again.
>>29020032Whats her bum like? Fat? round? bulbous? Really big compared to her waist??
>>29020034It's round, she's like 60kgs
>>29020037does she fart?
>>29020037Yeah let her drive it just punish that ass at night
>>29020039Do you think women like to get punished at night?
>>29020044I know this bud
>>29020034>>29020037>>29020038There's poo inside of her bum
>>29020049Buy her taco bell. do some face sitting foreplay afterwards. women like to feel empowered.
>>29020051>unironically would
It's because it gets them attention.When the ball and chain got her license back in the day, I gave her one of my BMWs to drive, an E34 540i touring, back when those things weren't worth anything really.She hated it initially because "it's loud, obnoxious and a gas guzzler".Took it to work for a week and she refused to give me the keys to "her" car from there onwards.The reason was that all of her coworkers were jealous as fuck because she had a big BMW with a V8 engine.This is in yurop by the way, you know we are all forced to drive 0.9 litre 3 cylinder ecodiesels by the communist governments, so a V8 car is really uncommon.
>>29020069Bum status?
>>29020051How do you even initiate it without seeming weird?"Hey do you want to sit on my face?" Or just lift her up and put her on you? >t. 24 year old virgin incel
