Any time I see an IG post with a car problem, I always comment "Glad I don't have to deal with this on my Tesla. <reason>"For example, someone's Prius had their cat stolen. "Glad I don't have to deal with this on my Tesla. It doesn't have a cat." Or another one where their car rolled away cause they left it in neutral, and it ran them over when trying to save it. "Glad I don't have to deal with this on my Tesla. It auto parks whenever the driver door opens."
>>29022237guy's foot at 0:02
Any time I see an OP with a Tesla, I always comment "Glad I don't have to deal with being a homosexual"
>>29022249Opposite. Not owning a Tesla implies you're an alphabet person with darker skin tones.
Glad I don't have to sit in a jewish DARPA surveillance microwave oven with no dashboard
>>29022252Good morning saar
Any time I see a Tesla, I always comment "Glad I don't drive a Tesla."For example, someone's Tesla was in front of me. "Glad I don't drive a Tesla. It looks awful." Or another one where it was ahead and in the lane beside me. "Holy crap, that thing is REALLY fugly. Why couldn't they make it look like it came straight out of the 60s or 70s?"
Never seen a brand have more problems with cracked wheels. I've had customers in for it multiple times. They're just too big and thin for the weight of the car. Costs as much as a cat for your Prius too.
every tesla owner i have crossed paths with was either a huge faggot or a pajeet
>>29022256Case in point (this phrase is common amongst Indians).
>>29022312see>>29022306
>>29022313>>29022312That's cause you live in India.
>>29022252Those statistics really don't help with the after effect of the 3rd cucking
Tesla drivers are way more sane headed here than most other drivers. The most insane ones are always the ones driving the older SUVs.
>>29022237>that floor jack that says "fuck this shit, im outta here. They ain't gonna pin this on me...."
Glad I don't have to deal with Tesla's surveillance network Starlink which provides intel for Palantir
>>29022312Do you have autism?For the record, Teslas are seen as a status symbol by Indians.
>>29022469:D
I watched the OP a couple times before I saw the legs sticking out of the door.Looks like a foot got hung up between the door and the windshield on the grey SUV as it rolled over.Anybody got the rundown on the aftermath?
A person in a tesla almost backed into me in a parking lot because their piece of shit didn't have working backup indicators.
>>29023490What does the CIA know about making cars anyway
>>29023490You made this up. Teslas automatically force the car to stop if you're gonna back up into a person or car.
>>29022237Glad I don't have to deal with faggot OPs in my Tesla because it doesn't connect to 4chan.org.
>>29023534>a tesla has never been in an accident...I don't even understand how people are stupid enough to believe this.
>>29023534I genuinely believe you believe this and so did the other person driving their Tesla which is why it became a near miss.
>>29023614It happened to me. But it was a false alarm.
>>29023490Modern cars are too good with cameras. My car has 360 camera and I have basically forgotten about side mirror checks now. I used to be king of reverse parking with side mirrors.
>>29022249Jeets, browns, blacks, and Homosexuals despise EVs though High iq races like whites and chinks like them.
