Most careful driver in China.
in his defense this shit looks like an optical illusion
>>29024086It looks like a loading bay to me. I bet sitting in a car moving towards it would give a clearer view.
>>29024085Wile E. Coyote would be proud
>>29024085This unsecured ledge would be illegal in every country on the planet except China. A sane person would have no reason to suspect such a drop on a surface allowing cars.The driver did nothing wrong, whoever planned this death trap is exclusively, totally, and soley at fault.
>>29024215It has a yellow line on the side, but they ran out of paint for the rest.
I mean sure it's shitty design, but come the fuck on.How can't you deduct if the side is raised that the end you're driving towards isn't a ledge too?
>>29024085was expecting the car to blow up at the end
>>29024085>paint the side yellow>but not the one part a road for some reason leads from too bad he chinked his car
>>29024234Videos from china aren't what they used to be anymore.
>>29024215>A sane person would have no reason to suspect such a drop on a surface allowing cars.Falling off the side of a mountain or into a river or 6 foot deep gutter just because you veered out of your lane slightly is pretty common there actually.
>>29024242fake news
>>29024260I thought chinks were supposed to be smart
>>29024258china's curling team?
>>29024251how did he fucking fall 3 times jesus
>>29024244Holy shit my sides
Where are these published now? I remember a youtube channel called upjiaotong, but it got shut down a while ago.
>>29024287nerve gas
>>29024248hory shit
>>29024105But his pigfat vehicle still obstructs his view.
>>29024298https://x.com/upjiaotongHe migrated to twitter after youtube banned him. Over time more and more straight-up gore has been creeping into the videos so maybe twitter will ban him too eventually, idk what the ToS is.
>>29024249me while learning the bicycle controls during first time playing GTA:SA
>>29024249>not my problem
>>29024298>>29024304I saved about 30 of his original youtube vids, i'll see if I can upload them to mega tonight
>>29024264jesus how many people did he kill? it's like an assembly line
funny threadI'll remember these webms whenever wumaos post on /o/ shilling their chinkshit EVs
This is the 110 IQ master race that I've been hearing about. Must be a Nong
>>29024215>A sane person would have no reason to suspect such a drop on a surface allowing cars.A bugman maybe. At the speed he's going and with my superior 2 digit IQ I can turn my head to the left and figure out that, indeed there is a drop. Bugmen are just like kids that have been given something they shouldn't have. Most white countries are (generally) more mature when driving. It's like giving a fucking medieval person a car.>huuur durrr if it has wheels it can go anywhere, right?
>>29024245CHY-NAH such an exciting society, shit just explodes out of nowhere creating the fun and wonder
>>29024251how the fuck did Superman at the end stop the fucking truck's momentum? i fucking slide around on my garage floor just trying to torque my lugnuts, because I'm not obese enough. my arms have the strength but i can't grip the ground
>>29024244>fake newsStill no fire and nobody died messily. China's losing its mojo.
>>29024542Very good chance it weighs less than 1000lbs. The bed is made of nothing, so it's just a cab and a frame.
>>29024261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXf9SN-jrBg
>>29024244>subway surfers
>>29024248not even a smear left...fucken hell
>>29024268that fucking flip lmfao
>>29024251?????????????????????????????????????????????
>>29024115Kekd hard at your comment
>>29024258fuckin keke
>>29024261Now I winder if driving up the cable may have saved his life instead of going right into the pole. But if all the tires are off the ground, electrocution?
>>29024249>>29024313>Mao's ghost destroying capitalist transportation
>>29024245Backyard LPG fitting strikes again!
>>29024313china has 100s of millions of wrinklies like him btw and fewer and fewer people to pay for their care costs
>>29024245This is what the government does your car when it turns 13 years and one second old
>>29024542video is sped up, its not going that fast
>>29024258>hey u dropped this
>>29024547I mainly only save the funny ones, not the horrifying ones.>no firehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784434361461655.webm>nobody died messilyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784434471065681.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784434520073445.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784434621466668.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784434764000361.webmhappy?
>>29024260top kek, fucken looney tunes IRL
>>29025091>1784434764000361.webmoof. just like that she's a paraplegic
Are chinks driving into people on purpose and pretending it's because the throttle is stuck on? That is the only explanation for half of these.
>>29024382>It's like giving a fucking medieval person a carthis is pretty much more or less what happened with china. most of the population didn't have much experience with cars that people in other countries did for most of the mid to late 20th century. couple that with recent decades where the standard of living dramatically improved, people being able to buy some pretty damn fast cars especially compared to what they're used to; and the amount of surveillance cameras that are over there and there's going to be a lot of this footage online that'd otherwise get censored for TV, news etc.
>>29024260xD Pure Cinema.
>>29025091these are insanewhy is china like this?
>>29025091Holy fuck that poor girl at the front, just tossed around like a rag doll. Helmet won't even save her there. Young life ruined.She saw just enough to be startled and that was it. Wrong place wrong time. Fuck. Along with all the other people the driver took out.
>>29025119basically they fast forwarded like 100 years in 30 years time, so the people haven't even caught up to the concept of the new technologies
>>29024215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEecvui7HU
>>29024248FINAL DESTINATION
>>29024249unc be like this used to be a rice field
>>29025091>drives moped on sidewalk >instant karma
>>29024251Holy shit the end hahahahhaa
>>29024248was he riding on the wrong side of the road?if so then that was deserved
>>29024249>they see me rorrin they hatin
I really dig the >Can you guess what goes wrong?aspect of these webms
>>29024243
theres no way the average iq in china is over 90
>>29025265why
>>29025279He's used to inverted controls.
>>29025277Even if the average is over 100, that still means hundreds of millions of abject retards
>>29024256Why didn't he let the truck merge?
>>29025091Wasn't aware the CCP allowed private ownership of suitcase nukes.>1784434361461655.webm
Thanks, needed a good kek
>>29024542You're a pussy
>>29025277the secret trick is lying
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcDrH3ZAPiM
>>29024243You know what solves that? Waiting to pass for 5 seconds.
>>29025864Fertilizer semi asploded.Ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel is a known explosive combination
>>29025279wryyyy*
>>29024298>>29024304>>29024319here are some of the vids i savedhttps://mega.nz/file/7AJxWS5I#1K5j_wapAq01iakF8ZAvmwS99QLU4S4dtscYsAfzvsY
>>29026387>"wryyyy" == "whyyyy"holy crap it's 2005 again
>>29026414Always has been, newfag.The pool's closed.>inb4 "ive been here all summer"
>>29024243how kind of him to mass suicide in order to avoid a minor fender bender
>>29024562which is why gasoline is magic. You can drive 1000km carrying a ton of cargo on a lawnmower engine welded to a wheelbarrow.
>>29024276didn't saw that coming...KEK
>>29024270not sure random valet is representative of peak chink intelligence
>>29024547>Still no fire and nobody died messily. China's losing its mojo.Nah China's still got it
This is one of the best of these threads I've seen in a while. It's mostly stuff that hasn't been posted here before and some of it is WILD. Not going to comment on every one.>>29025263MVP of the thread. Kid got is HEAD run over by a sedan and he just walked it off. Usually it ends up like a watermelon...
Man the Chinese are hilarious, I just love how bad they are at everything they attempt. They'll be like China numba juan then get twisted in a industrial mill or fly off their shitty built road infrastructure.I mean look at this dude, perfect example of how dumb and short sighted the Chinese are.
>>29026567Oh yeah btw he's stopped in the middle of traffic because the ox farmers were too short sighted/cheap to install shoulders on all of their highways.
>>29025091Lmao, thanks
>>29026568Even if they had shoulders for their highways they would use them as another lane
>>29026568he could've moved to the very right side of the road at least? that way, assuming cars need a couple meters to pass him on each side, he'll only take up half a lane instead of the entire lane, since he can be at least 80% sure nobody will try to pass him on the right. most predictable and safe situation with minimal inconvenience to the rest of people on the road- still not safe, not predictable and most defintely a problem, but at least he'd do everything he can to not get run over (and, considering all the trucks and how trucks behave in China, likely shut down the entire road). But no, he doesn't care about either himself or the party. I don't understand.
>>29026559chinese car made of plastic bags, light as featherits a feature
>>29026567What if he's in the middle in case someone hits his shitty broken bike and they have to pay out for it?
>>29026723if the car is going fast enough to hit his bike it's going fast enough for him not to have to worry about getting his bike fixed or anything else ever again
>>29024085I actually expected it to burst into flames
>>29026567>Man the Chinese are hilarious, I just love how bad they are at everything they attempt.>They'll be like China numba juan then get twisted in a industrial mill or fly off their shitty built road infrastructure.I suspect a chunk of "lemming" type accidents can be blamed on their abysmal work culture, sure, they technically banned 996 but shit's still grim thereThere is simply so many hours you can do before your brain checks out and you walk into a furnace or drive off a cliff during your daily commute>t. connoisseur of industry accidents
>>29026567>perfect example of how dumb and short sighted the Chinese areI have something even better.
>>29024287The cross was heavy
>>29025255
>>29027696>the little splash of water after it flies off the bridge
>>29027720he was checking them digits
