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>buy a new car at the dealership
>sales lady doesn't want to take a picture of me and her standing in front of the car holding the keys
>there are hundreds of photos on their social media pages of other customers with their new cars
does that mean I'm ugly?
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>>29024447
forget that. what shitter did you get?
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Based, you'll be receiving your court summons for sexual harassment with your first loan statement
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>>29024447
Nobody wants to see a frogposter with a Rav4.
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>>29024447
Being too ugly is a good gimmick. You just need to find the right market as cars is not a good one. Perhaps meet and greet wrestling events?
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>27
>buying a property and end up with a 45 yr old realtor (most likely single)
>set up a house viewing day and mention I need a break for lunch
>she suggests we eat something together even though I didn't

I keep the talk professional, but I can't really tell if she meant anything by the suggestion.
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>>29024496
was she hot?!
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OP here.
I'm 5'6" and sales lady was slim and 5'11" (6'2" in heels).
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>>29024496
you can't leave us hanging like that, anon...give us more
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>>29024449
2026 imprezza cvt. pls dont bully
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>>29024648
get a honda next time
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>>29024652
why?
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>>29024496
Dream. I love older women.
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>>29024657
no need to thank me just remember my advice
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Hey Gemini, can you create a picture of a frog poster and a foid in front of a car the frog poster just bought. Have the frog poster hold up his keys to the camera. Foid should have a slightly visible face of disgust.
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>>29024781
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>>29024496
If a woman starts taking the initiative just let her, you'll know really quick if she's into you
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>>29024789
grok feed this woman ten million burgers
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>>29024496
>the person TRYING TO MAKE A SALE was nice to me
>wuz she into me?

Good grief.
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>>29024447
such is life for us incel chud freaks.
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>>29024496
She meant she wants you to keep her at the forefront of your mind when you think about cutting someone a fat commission check. Realtors are unneeded middlemen, there to profit off the dumb and lazy much like many other "professions". If it was a flat rate, that might be a whole different thing.
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>>29024447
If not a single photo of those has her in it, the problem is her. If there is, then the problem is (You).
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>>29024789
>sbaru

:)
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>>29024496
she knows she's a cougar and tries to bait you into shitty realestate because she knows you're desperate for pussy
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>>29024449
2001 Dodge Neon.
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>>29024648
You're a fag and your shit's all retarded
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>>29024447
>greasy unwashed frogposter finally gathers enough GBP to redeem for a new car
>puts on his least-stained 5xl Arch Linux shirt
>puts on his least-skidmarked sweatpants
>puts on his finest trillby (from hot topic)
>starts climbing the stairs out of mummy's basement
>reaches the top four hours later
>mummy gives her most precious boy a ride to the Subaru dealer
>she signs all the paperwork
>walk up to sales clerk
>"M-milady, would you p-p-pose with me next to my fine new chariot?"
>tips hat
>sales clerk visibly throws up in her mouth, excuses herself
>drive car home
>even following mummy you get lost four times because you are unfamiliar with the roads of the surface world
>roll down stairs back to your "battlestation"
>post here
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>>29024496
Ive watch enough porn to know that she was willing to let you hit it if bought a house through her.
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>>29024496
just making sure you're aware that 45 year old single women are the easiest bags of all bc most of them have gone 10-15+ years without getting male lust and validation by that point
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>>29026362
JUST PULL UP
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>>29026318
what if two things are true at the same time
1. she just wanted him to get buy the property
2. she was willing to sex him
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>dealership asks to take my picture for social media marketing stuff
>asks if I use instagram/Facebook
>say I don't use social media, they look confused and silent as if I'm just being avoidant and lying
>they post your picture and tag you on instagram etc
...

>go to pick up truck, dealer guy tells me the cute new girl is filling up my gas tank and will be doing the introduction to my new truck
>it's her first one ever!
>see my 0 mile truck floored out of the parking lot toward the gas station
>girl comes back after taking forever to get gas
>comes back and get in the truck with her to get my introduction
>"Hi I'm Victoria I'm going to show you everything about your new truck!"
>shows me how to pair my phone, it's already paired to her phone and she turned all bands on the equalizer to max for some reason
>tell her I'm in a hurry and don't need an introduction I watched lots of YouTube videos before buying it
>she gets out, I go to pick up my friend so he can pick up my old car I didn't give to the dealership
>they're all mad because I just bought my truck and never socialized



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