>here's your bullet-proof indestructible truck bro
>>29025083doesn't look like any bullets made it through, very effective! thank you elon!
how can you fuck up a thread so bad?>implies:>bulletproof and indestructible are the same thing>bullets are equivalent to a 65mph plus car crash>picture is any indication of durability>truck being split specifically casts some kind of special/unique doubt>a complete failure of understanding that all cars made from 2000 forward are designed to disintegrate around their cage to shed energy in a crash.>not seeing the cage appears intactand I don't even like EVs
>>29025111this gay iphone with wheels got gaped I'd be driving home from this in my expedition
>>29025124>gayIt's battery powered, not homo jew oil powered.
Always a Maryland driver.
>>29025083What kind of bullet does that?
you guys told me these things catch fire when they crash
>>29025083they are literally glassmagnesium castings are not repairable and break from minor fender bendersthe only way to fix shit is to replace the entire moduleno, tesla will not sell you those castings, you gotta send it in to tesla or salvage them from other crashed cybertrucks
Cabin still in one pieceIt did what it was supposed to do
>>29025301>they are literally glassnah they like built like tanks especially when crashing into regular cars.it's ultimate my life if worth more than yours vehicle.
>>29025382elon musk is the richest guy in the world and can't even afford native english speaking shills lol
Why didnt it burn? Fag/o/ts told me every tesla burns to ash instantly when it crashes.
>>29025487are you for poland? did you hear about so called "polish spellchecker"? it's about how younger east euros are so proud of their english they'll correct even native speakers when they make mstake.
>>29025344>Cabin still in one pieceThis.I dunno why this is being overlooked, and I dislike Tesla and EVs.
>>29025344>>29025083>>29025111The best car in the world should literally act like a brick and emerge basically intact in a high-speed collision- that's a sign it's a good car, according to retard boomers. It doesn't matter that the passengers have been turned into scrambled eggs. Crumple protection zones where the car absorbs the crash force is a sign of weakness.
>>29025533>It doesn't matter that the passengers have been turned into scrambled eggs.Common reddit misconception.
>>29025495i can barely even read this lol dude at least run your esl speak through chatgpt
>>29025382is not mutually exclusive with what I saidit will crush most regular cars, mostly because of its weightbut it itself will not surviveeven if it appears to be fine, if there's a crack in either the front or rear subframe it's baisically totalleddisposable motoring, courtesy of papa musk's "gigacastings"soon in your lesser teslas too
>>29025608to be fair, offroaders on road tires getting stuck in sand/mud is a rather common blunder. you'll never see a cybertruck on offroad tires though because the range will go to shit.
>>29025283I won’t pretend that I’ve lived or even driven everywhere in the US to properly compare but holy shit the DMV is a hell hole. If it’s not a fresh off the boat brown immigrant driving like he’s still in the third world, it’ll be an actively malicious hood nigger or some demented white octogenarian.
>>29025608I want to go on long cruises along the beach with that C70.
>>29025124>I'd be driving home from this in my expeditionpic related, 40mph crash test in a 2024 expedition
>>29025489>Why didnt it burn?imagine being so retarded you think every accident is the same
>>29025690Probably pretty comfy
>>29025533nobody has thought this shit for almost 50 years, basically since computers were introduced into modeling and design. The last this was heard in the wild was when Delta 88s were still new.
>>29025538reddit says the sky is blue
>>29026217Common reddit misconception.
>>29025248How much oil does Israel produce and how much oil do all the countries who want to glass Israel produce?
>>29025533crumplewagon>low speed collision: $5,000 in bodywork plus $5,000 for repacking airbags plus $200/month actually-using-your-comprehensive-coverage fee>high speed collision: car destroyed, the haitian who hit you didn't have insurance, stuck in a wheelchair forever, life ruinedbrickmobile>low speed collision: protected from injuries by seatbelt and not being a pussy, total repair bill $0>high speed collision: fucking dead but that's better than the alternative
>>29025248>It's battery poweredBatteries can't power anything. They store energy made elsewhere as potential chemical energy. They can't do shit without an outside source of energy storing its energy into said battery.
>>29026260So gasoline can't power anything either?
>>29025690Just drop the pressure down to about 14-15psi, easy on the throttle and you'll be fineDon't be like a nigger in a 4t EV that doesn't know these things
