>forgot about piss bottle in back of car>pressurized and exploded with the summer heat
>>29026112At least it wasn't a cum bottle, or you'd have little babys everywhere
>>29026119No one cums in a bottle, we have cum socks for a reason
>>29026129I just nut in my shorts and throw them in the washer.
>>29026112Time to buy a new car.
>>29026129>cum jar pooryou poor thingdon't tell me you keep your figurines in a sock too.
>>29026112Serves you right for pissing in a bottle instead of just pulling over and pissing on the ground like a man.
must have been a glass bottle. my friend and I once pressurized a plastic bottle to 8 bar and it didn't explode.
Just piss into the radiator, bro
>>29026287That's a completely different thing and you know it.Anime figurines in jars is a journey, you're not JUST busting a nut.
>>29026129Years ago there was a guy on /b/ who would post annual photos of his growing cum jar collection each new years' eve.