I fucking LOVE to dump shit in my car.Dr. Cock's Miracle Sauce, STP Sure Whatever, Lucas oil golden jizz.Fuck it, I'll use so many additives there's none of the actual base fluid I'm supposed to be adding to.Uncle Bob's Coolant Temperature Reducer? 2-for-1? LOAD A PALLET.Fucking talk to me about shit you dump in your car! HELL YEAH!
Lucas oil bastardizer
I feel like if I put this in first, it'll never be even able to leak.Checkmate.Plus "True Brand"? I believe it like religion.
MARVEL MYSTERY OIL!?!Sign me the fuck up, I'm into adventure.
I'm no fuckin genius but if this improves gasoline performance I might as well just burn this shit. Probably go fast too.
Motherfuckin sea foam? YES in fact I do like the sound of something vaguely salt water-ish in my engine, thanks.
idk what kind of retard buys a supercharger when you can just get this
It'll give you a Ring Job
REPLACE the power steering pump? I think not you highwayman robber!
Fuckin mechanics are scams, why ever fix anything when there is science fiction fluids?
I can burn nearly any third world garbage gas if I have a FUELMASTER in line fuel magnet!|And save the planet for that Eco-Pussy.
Good luck catching me, I run a Turbinator.
It's bullshit the government and car companies hide this but I'd use a lot more to lubricate it till it's got no friction, then no wear, then I never have to fix it.
I use a syringe to add shit right into the cylinder.Color me fuckin charmed.
Holy shit, atomic metal conditioner with a Revitalizant in it, for like MAXIMUM!
My retarded poorfag neighbour always tries to talk to me about cars but he has a gross clapped out honda civic told me he put 60% lucasoil asditive instead of engine oil and his vtec shitbox "sounds great now" this was prompted because I got an equal length manifold for my car and I brought it up, stupidly. This is why I don't talk about cars irl they walk amongus and they're fucking stoooopid
>>29035106>>29035110R E V I T A L I Z A N TEVITALIZANT
Not sure, bro, how you're livin...but I'm lo carb.
>>29035127See how THEY don't even tell you about Revitalizant?
Y'all niggaz got that Revitalizant for Transmissions?
Atomic Metal Conditioner Maximum Diesel Truck for Power Steering Booster Saturday Morning Kung Fu Surprise!
Now, seriously here, is there something I don't know about diesel power steering that's different? Because I worked highway construction right next to a ton of diesels and never really noticed much besides block heater plugs and glow plug bubbles and a few other things.If I noticed the power steering it was because it looked relatively normal.
I noticed your catalytic converter is NOT protected from low quality fuel.
Oh jesus christ I'm a RETARD, this stuff has a secret TWIN TURBO formula that has to be WAY better. I bought all the wrong stuff!
>>290351613.0L twin-turbo EcoBoost V6... I have a Ford SUV with a twin turbo... NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I USE!?!
OH DICKS!The other catalytic converter fuel addative didn't have revitalizant
can I just get this shit on a sandwich? Guess what the magic R word ingredient is tho.
"The patented formula of this up-to-date grease is based on a composition of XADO revitalizant and EP complex (Extreme Pressure). Method of application: Step 1: Remove the old grease. Step 2: Apply XADO Supergrease."I'm gonna start Supergreasing before dates.
"XADO BRAKE CALIPER grease is resistant against high loads and temperatures, prevents sticking and seizing of guide fingers of the sliding carriage. It provides reliable and accurate operation of the whole sliding carriage mechanism, absolute abutment of brake pads and quick unbreaking of a brake disc at the end of braking. REVITALIZANT contained in the grease preserves friction surfaces in wearless condition."It's amazing that even in my brake calipers, there's good old trusty Revitalizant. WEARLESS, you hear that!
>>29035140Is that anti carbon spray for some kind of open cylinder I've never heard of?
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For me, it’s Chevron Techron.
