Prove you:>pilot a right-wheel drive car>take advantage of said drivetrain>are whiteI’ll start
cringe
Can't we have a general for bimmerfags already? What's with the spam?
>>29035835This car is automatic lol
>>29035835>Hey u goys! Look at my bing! bing! wahoo! screenz! dude this is cringe AF and your driving is so brown coded.sorry you had to learn here.
I don't have any clips of me pulling hektik parking lot skids in my Skoda because I don't have anything to record it with, the wifoid sucks shit at recording too and is usually busy screaming at me to stop
>>29035835I wonder which reddit OP stole this webm from
>>29035835>speedometer shows wheel speed >showing driver going the speed limit while "drifting"
>>29035835A real drivers car doesn't have that wide of a steering ratio anon.
>>29035902This whole thread is brown, this whole board is brown
>>29035923If you don't have blue eyes, you have too much melanin to be considered white.
>>29035928But I do?
>>29035902>Implying >Cleared $139,000 in 2025.
>>29035942giving handjobs for $1/pop at truckstops isnt something to be proud of anon.but i'm sure your customers appreciate that you moisturize
>yet another beemer spam threadKYS yourself, OP
easy mode upward slope drift only for you to start fishtailing the second you crest the hillits embarrassing the skin isnt brown
>>29035935Oh, well, in that case: Meet us under the bridge downtown after dark on tuesday nights, password is "la-li-lu-le-lo." If the bouncer responds with "zip-zap-zippity-zoop" (happens 2 random hours every day determined by dice rolls) you have to respond with "but the owls are still around."Godspeed, future patriot!
>>29035928how tf do I and mom have brown eyes and my brother and dad has blue eyes when everyone in the whole family tree is white then
>>29035870>ebonics>>29035942Not implying anythingYou talk like a nigger>>29036005Beemers are motorcycles
>>29036105It's satire. You find success by learning skills, being good at communicating with teams, and hard work. Do you think successful people post on 4chan about how people that don't look and act just like them are the cause of all of society's problems while doing nothing other than jorkin' it and calling people out for semantic typos? Nope.I'm white, fit, blue eyes, stem degree and I'm lazy as shit.
>>29035835>I’ll startWe're waiting, fellow 1PBTID shill OP. Lets lower the standards. Prove you:>actually own a car in the first placeThen we'll talk.
>>29035835nice skid>>29035990>139,000 handjobs per year>~11,580 handjobs per month>~380 handjobs per day>assuming 8 hours of sleep and otherwise eating, drinking, shitting while servicing your loyal customer base>~24 handjobs per hour>every hour>on the hour>all yearthis man earned his keep, anon.
>>29036119>plebbit spacingYou have to go back
>>29036153Don't feed the trolls. He does it specifically so you'll call him out on it. No doubt he's typing some weird monologue about pokemon right now.
>>29035844Either someone is insecure or someone is trying to artificially drive up the share price by feigning interest in a brand we all know is only bought by turkroaches.
>>29035835>nu-BMW*SNIIIIIIIFFFF*
I can do all that but i'm brown, where do i fit in
>>29036105I know someone whose literally 100% norwegian from norway and has brown eyes
Or maybe BMWs are just amazing cars
>>29035835>right wheel drive>wheel clearly on left side Idiot
>>29035835>right wheel driveBut I have a limited slip differential, my left wheel gets power too.
>>29035835as opposed to a left wheel drive car? would that be a motorcyle with a sidecar or something?
