JAMES MAY BECOMES A LOLCOW-...
nigga eatin' beans lmao
>>29036994Now that is some proper sloppa innit
>>29036994>HAMMOND LOSES HALF OF EVERYTHING
>>29037041>AND I GET A SPONGE BATH
BUT FIRST, a short film on all the places we've been drunk together!If I'm honest boys, I'm probably gonna cry when one of them dies.
>>29036994You can't convince me this isn't exactly what he'd be doing even without the youtube channel. Might as well get paid for it.
>>29036994That autistic girl who films all his shit is kinda cute tho
>>29036994No, child. 'Lolcow' is not a real word. Those are your delusions. The only one being laughed at is you.
>>29037043Jeremy Clarkson, 5 minutes after consuming a stalk of celery
>>29037106nigger shut the fuck up
Love these lads
>>29036994I figured it was going to be may shits on another thing that isn't the abysmal depression that in english food. Surprised he liked it.>>29037041His divorce was pretty sad to watch.>>29037043Feel like we're going to lose him first. He never lived properly.>>29037080I highly like his rebuilding things videos. Or any of the other things that was just letting his autism do its thing.
>>29036994James has been a lolcow for years now. But then, they all have been. Jermey is a prostitute for Amazon, and Richard destroyed his own marriage through a series of childish antics and ill-fated investments including starting his own vintage car customization shop that is bleeding money like a stuck pig.
>>29037125>His divorce was pretty sad to watch.First I've heard about it. That disgusting old nag divorced him because he was injured? That's fuckin horrible. His wife was easily the worst part of Workshop.
>>29037362The rumor I've heard is that he had a pretty big personality shift after one of his accidents. Who knows how true it is
>>29036994Can't believe the fat dude from season 1 is gonna outlive all of them.
>>29037097I never thought anyone else would think that. She's like a 3.5/10 but somehow has something going on. Very homely and kind with a voice that isn't irritating.
>>29037364The Vampire accident messed him up, he kinda had to work out who he was again. That was a very close call.The cheers when he made it back on air wasn't all TV bo11ocks.
>>29037378I just find her too ugly to like her. I wonder if that's how women feel about average men.
>>29037106You have been told many hundreds of times to not contact me stalker. Enjoy prison.
>>29037362Didn't she divorce him after the Hamster retired?
>>29037378With her hair back she actually looks alright. I would say a solid average looking woman if the average woman wasnt fat or caked in make up. If compared to your average brit she actually starts to look good. He accent is horrendous though but I have a bias against most british accents.
>>29037272Hammond probably thought he had enough star power to keep any business afloat just through name recognition but really without Clarkson and even without May, he's a D-lister. If he went back to making TV programmes he'd have to ask if that Dave channel is hiring.I knew his business was fucked when he made that video where he auctions off a load of his prized cars and motorbikes, which he said was to bring capital to his Lossmaking Factory. Like, does that make sense? At all? Selling off a collection of your favourite vehicles that you dreamt all your life of having, just to finance a high risky venture that you've started when you're well into your 50s?
I think it's cool that Hammond whole "retard member of the party shtick" wasn't him acting at all. Reality television!
>>29037844I remember video where May visited Hammond's workshop and May was wondering if it's actually a business or well funded hobby.
James May in Japan is based as fuck don't @ me
>>29037844Yeah of all three presenters he's the least capable on his own. James had a few things like that Japan show and his reassembler stuff, capitalizing on modern autists. Jeremy has the comedic aspect and has always been the funny one. Richard is sort of a third wheel that doesn't really capture my attention on his own. With the absolute state of car ownership globally, and particularly in the UK, it seemed like such a pipedream that he'd be able to get a business like that up and running - let alone turn a profit. It was probably just a fun project for him to fuck around with as he always wanted to do it, rich people don't care if they lose 3-4 million.
>>29037967He was on Brainiac which makes him the best of the three
>>29037986Nigga has a brain injury he's the slowest of the three now
>>29037967>James had a few things like that Japan show and his reassembler stuffThe man in Japan was Kino. The sequel of the man in Italy simply wasn't as good for some reason. The reassembler put me to sleep and I love restoring antiques like that. It was never popular but totally on brand for James. Hammond never really had much else going on. The only things I've seen him do is some more car stuff nobody cares about on drivetribe, podcasts, and that restoration shop. Like someone said before, its just an expensive hobby for him and I don't think his wife fighting with him over not knowing a single thing about business or blowing so much money on everything was scripted. He thought he'd just dump money into something and profit would surely follow.
>>29037097>>29037378you mean lucy brown? i like the looks of her too. i like pale white women with strong facial features
>>29037364>>29037386The Vampire crash was in 2006. They got divorced just last year. 19 years is a long time to put up with a personality shift, but it's more likely they're kids are both grown now and like many married couples, the kids were the only thing keeping them together.
>>29038272Yeah. She's sweet.
>>29038272>>2903827898% sure Lucy is a lesbian.
>>29037864>visited Hammond's workshop and May was wondering if it's actually a business or well funded hobby.He probably HAD to start the business in order to get the TV program, as there isn't enough cash in UK TV to fund purpose built workshop sets and fund full car builds anymore. WHich is why all the 'workshop' shows are at real businesses
>>29037848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfXaht7huXo
>>29037097I don't think it's autism, I think it's schizoid or something like that. She just literally doesn't have a detectable personality of any kind.>>29037378Anyone who isn't busted in some way is an automatic minimum 6/10 these days. A 3.5/10 would live in an RV and be 40 pounds overweight with two kids.
>>29039284>A 3.5/10 would live in an RV and be 40 pounds overweight with two kids.I guess you're right. The 2020s have been a shitshow. Out of my last three, two were 300+ lbs (one lived in a trailer, and I weigh under 140 lol). Third was a single mother that was taller than I am. At least she was very attractive and we got along well, shoulda married her, she is an aerospace engineer for a defense contractor and she wanted a househusband. Sounds sick, but I didn't want someone else's kid, I don't even want a kid of my own.My hot-o-meter is still stuck in the '00s, may need calibration.
i have never seen spam and beans my entire life in america
>>29039314Same, never heard of that. I'm sure it sounds extremely American to outsiders.Bacon? Diced onion? Chopped hot dogs? All acceptable. Spam? It'd have to be the only thing left in your kitchen....And Old Bay seasoning? In beans? Hell no. That's what I boil shimp and crawfish in and it's strong.It's almost like someone trolled him on this one.Picrel, one of my favorite "drunk as shit at 2am" foods, just 90 sec in the microwave.
>>29039293Honestly the best thing you can do is jerk off before you start engaging with them.
>>29036994Wanted to watch some videos from his channel but apparently some woman who also sometimes appears is cutting his videos and she does it in a really annoying manner with annoying pseudo cutesy sound effects and shit. Probably thinks her cutting style is comedy gold. Even in the comments people are complaining about it.
>>29039452Oh here's an example btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkKh_WBT5BM
>>29039454James is a proper boring cunt, probably a cyclist in his spare time
>>29039314spam lightly cooked on a frying pan is fucking delicious
>>29037272>a series of childish antics and ill-fated investmentsI haven't been following them outside Grand Tour; What exactly he has done beside the Cog workshop?
>>29037967James has taken to "retirement" by far the best out of the three. Has his YT channel, his gin business, a pub, car collection and his autistic workshop where he does wood and metalwork as a hobby. Still together with his wife, no kids. Healthy. My ideal retirement.Jeremy surprised me by the genuine love he developed for farming, but his years of smoking, drinking and being fat caught up to him.
>>29041210>James has taken to "retirement" by far the best out of the three.>no kids
>>29041210Clarkson is going to die from stress.
>>29041210>Still together with his wifeJames got married?
>>29041644He's had a wife for 26 years, they just aren't legally married.
>>29039421post-nut clarity is the most powerful tool against bad decisions
>>29041644he has a heterosexual life partner
>>29038069MiJ worked because May isn't well-versed in Japanese culture so watching him be confused by the peculiarities and quirks about the country was funny. Italy by contrast he's completely in his element so you're just watching an old man have a nice afternoon in a resort.
which one has makes the best gin? ive never tried any but thought i'd try james ginyes i like gin
Hammond is getting bled dry by his employees.
