I used to suck on the juices of the seatbelt as a kid. They tasted salty.
>>29041338>Hfw seatbelts don't have juices it was dried cums
when I was a kid, whenever a girl I thought was cute farted, id try to convince her to sit on my lap.
>>29041344>the little kid doing the lap sitting inviteswut
Same, OPI never had a single unique experience as a kid, have i?
>>29041346I was a little degenerate demon. Id always try to manipulate other kids into doing my weird ritualistic lap sitting shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2KnW19Tlsvideo related might as well have been my theme song.
>>29041338After cleaning some of the seatbelts I have in the shitboxes I buy, I just threw up in my mouth a bit...I take them out and soak them in some oxyclean or some harbor freight degreaser and they always turn the water almost black with nastiness.At least your immune system is probably rock solid. I used to suck on coins because I thought they tasted good...
>>29041386you can just open the door, pull the seatbelt all the way out and close the door with the belt trapped hanging over the top of the door. then spray it out with a pressure washer against the window. Stay a good distance back, the spray will shred & fluff out the edges of the belt if you get too close. You could use the weaker car-wash spray hose, it's safer for the belt material but then you have to wrap a wet belt around the roller inside the door pillar, and you'd want to unroll it to dry after you got home.