>Used cars
>>29044404>nucars
>Driver-monitoring AI camera that scores you without your knowledge and sends the scores to the manufacturer
>buy car brand new>loses most of its value after 12 months
my tism gets the best of me.with a used car>does this rattle or feel off because the PO broke it or is it natural age>maybe I should replace it>x100And ofc, buying a manual car...just wondering how retarded the PO was with the transmission. And used prices within ~4 years of the new release are STILL just a couple thousand cheaper.
>>29044404Lel wait till you see how hard motherfuckers who load the car into the autotrain romp the shit out of it, and then the dealer bros take delivery and romp it around, (have literally seen a dealerbro romping a WRX with the window sticker in it) and then some goofy ass goes and pays msrp+markup+ tax+tip for the motherfucker.
>>29044404It's just a tool. Not much different than purchasing a used hammer or screwdriver.
>>29044423So basically like fucking a virgin. It's still more valuable than anything else out there.
>>29044423lol mybe i 2012. Nowadays you're just as likely looking at gained value.
>>29044404Just wait until this guy founds out how many dudes have had their fingers and cocks inside his car before it even left the factory...
>>29044404My car was owned by an old lady who bought it new, and then it sat in someone’s yard for seven years. I don’t think it’s really like that.
>>29045207Ok you know what you are right
>>29044404Do you have sex with your car? This is not an ironic question. A car is just a machine.
>>29045249I had sex IN my car
>>29044404>I can fix her
>>29045211>gained value.kekkin
>>29044423Have u ever fucked a virgin anon do u really know what it’s like
>>29045304I fucked a virgin but I was a virgin too and then we fucked like rabbits every chance we got for like 2 years then when we were done another man got to enjoy herI also had the chance buy a brand new car and I drove her to the ground for 2 years and after that another man gets to enjoy herI'm old now, I don't care how much mileage she's got now as long as she knows how to ride me harder than my last
>>29045219They’re the makers though, that’s alright. That’s like saying all virgins have been with a man before because they lived inside their dad’s balls and came out of his cock during conception.
>>29045971that would be correct
>>29044404As white women go extinct, there will be 30 to 50 years of the used car situation applying to roastie economics.
I bought a used car 5 years ago for $1.5k. Currently, its worth ~$1.5k.
>>29044409the issue is you can’t buy the best cars of the 90s and 2000s brand new anymore, and truly clean low mileage ones cost more than they did new.so your options are some poorly maintained shitbox or a brand new car that left the factory as a spyware riddles shitbox.
>>29044404At least used cars are significantly cheaper, women will have 200,000 miles and a total loss on their fuckin pussy and expect the same as a bitch who just took it off the lot no mileage
>>29044404eh if i ever got pussy i'd be fine with sloppy seconds. guess i have the same mentality towards cars too.
>>29044414>Not flushing firecrackers down the toilet in the EU
>>29044404There are some models youd be stupid not to "try out" so its not the same as comparing it to a woman, youre just trying to experience how a machine works not trying to raise a family.
>>29045971No, a car being built is that same as a girl growing until she's an adult. Your car has been fingered and fucked until it was full grown and let out into the world. Your car might as well have grown up on Epstein island.
>>29044423So? I'm not going to sell it until it's totaled
>>29044404me there in the back
>>29044404My car had 4 previous owners and never gives me any lip. She's tired and just goes with the flow. I never have to worry if she'll start in the morning, I just do an oil change every six months and that's that. New cars could never.
>>29044423>after 12 monthsIt loses a massive amount the moment it leaves the lot kek.
>lease new car>buy it from the dealer after lease period endsIs this not the best hack?
>>29044404Well if they still sold good cars brand new I'd buy one.
>>29044404the last female I copulated with smelt worse than any second hand car ever couldIt was like dying marine lifeso I am ok with this
>>29044423who fucking cares, it's a car not a trading card
>>29044423The point is that it loses value *to others*, not necessarily to you. Like fucking a virgin, if she's a keeper you marry her instead of throwing her back into the market, and she will be more valuable to you than second hand goods
>>29044423Guys i don't want a virgin wife because she'll stop being a virgin and lose value after i fuck her. That makes so much sense right?!
>>29044404Me on the left after the guy with flowers.
>>29046818>Lease car>Worth way more to an the residual at the end of the lease>Roll equity into new leaseEz
>>29047662yeah, going for a second hand one means you can get much higher quality instead of some shitty chinese/korean base spec oneid still avoid usdm new or used desu
>>29044423My dad used to tell me that a new car leaving the lot loses a dollar of value for each km you drive.(that's 0.62 dollars every mile for you burgers out there)
>>29047939the excpected value loss on any car is aproximately the leasing rate.
>I REFUUUUUUUUSE TO BUY NEW >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE CARS DYING >transport officer pushes anon into the bus
>>29044404>bought a 3 owner car for $2.2k>probably somehow worth more than $2.2kI just like older cars. The screens give me headaches. I dread the day when I have to move onto the future. I'll stick with the shitbox until then.
>>29045310What's it like being neurotypical? Sounds nice.
Can I get some new-old stock?
>>29044404This picture is pure insecurity.
>>29048043Have fun with your whore wife
The guy I bought my miata from boasted about how he bought it new and the only time he let anyone else drive it was when he had to go to the hospital, but he failed to count in the yearly MOT when a fat greasy guy hops in your car, messes up your seat position and almost burns your clutch trying to get it on and off the rollers. Hell, even his mechanic that he recommended to me was doing joyrides in that car after i brought it for an oil change.
>>29048628Enjoy having no wife.
>>29044404I've been priced out of buying a new car... so used it is, just like my wife.
>>29049224Enjoy your throat cancer lil bro
>>29049224I will.
>>29049143This is an allegory for married life.
>>29045304yeah, it's never very good? Stupid retard lmao
>>29049277>I've been priced out of buying a new car... so used it is,It's not as bad as it seems. New cars have embraced Italian reliability with British electrics, German complexity, and American tech industry rent-seeking.You'd have to be a total fool to buy what they're offering today. Just what the hell are they selling?
>tfw priced out of a nice virgin girlshe doesn't even need to be cute :(
>>29049866I've never seen the appeal of virgins.They probably don't like sex much and you'll feel like you're imposing on her after a while. Best case is you'll get a clingy one, but clingy chicks are annoying as fuck and not worth the sex. I like the borderline nympho types that want it more than I do and you aren't going to find one of those in virgin past high school, and definitely not in your 30s.I've bought 2 new cars over the years, and one with only 5k miles. Having new didn't do anything for me, I'm kind of asocial so I don't see "nice things" as a "flex." A used car that's a really good car that begs to be thrashed does do something for me.
Would you rather>a virgin who'll eventually cheat on you>a slut who'll stay loyal to you for life
>>29049896>Would you rather>a virgin who'll eventually cheat on you>a slut who'll eventually cheat on youfix'd
>>29049881>>29049866>past high schoolYou know what the real answer is
>>29049896Why would a person spontaneously act counter to.their behavior they've had their whole life?
>>29044404Does anybody have the version of this meme where the line of dudes is massive?
>>29051060a day in the life of ur mom
>>29051068
hold up you tellin me theres cars i can fuck?
>>29049881>clingy chicks are annoying as fuckYou deserve your retarded bitch wife you stupid fuck
>>29051047>he doesn't know
>>29049947>good at sex>only has eyes for youeasy choice
>>29051401relax kid.
>>29044404>Nu cars
>>29051550The nu car is basically a copypaste of the awful VW ID4.
>>29051470Sluts Don't stop being sluts. And not even for (you) either
>>29051550Hell Yeah>>29049881beta
>>29047939>My dad used to tell me that a new car leaving the lot loses a dollar of value for each km you drive.>(that's 0.62 dollars every mile for you burgers out there)Uh... You're not very good at math are you.
>>29044423that hasn't been true since 2020
>>29052573You know what's "beta?"Liking only virgins and tiny asian women because you have a tiny penis then never having sex in your whole life because you refused to get with an actual human woman your own race and age.Think about it.... or don't, more for me and people like me.
>>29053158>and tiny asian womenLmao, you just outed yourself
>>29045297In Sweden that's definitely true
>>29053158So if you have a small dick, it would be better to get with a white woman and make her unhappy, than to get with an asian woman and make her happy?
>>29053158The fact your default idea for white women is that they are neither virgins nor tiny really emphasizes our whole point of this conversation
