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What is the best anti-theft device to keep basketball americans away from my car?
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Thieves or jackers.
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>>29048901
they will just shoot you lol
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>>29048897
>avoid urban areas
>live in a predominantly white area
>park inside the garage on your secluded property
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>>29048897
2-way alarm. Fuel pump cutoff switch.
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>>29048897
>>29048907
Don't drive a nissan altima, hellcat or challenger.
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manual swap it
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>>29048897
A gun
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>>29048925
Sad but true. It won't stop the ones shoving milk crates under it to steal the wheels, but it will prevent 99% of thieves from driving off with the car.
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>>29048925
>steals your stereo and smashing pumpkins cds
heh nothing white boy
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>>29048897
A garage and a residence in one of the dark blue counties.
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>>29048925
Hard mode
>Mazda
>Manual
>leave car parked nose first against something
>install camera and let the lulz commence as they try and find reverse
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>>29049195
Alaska Natives stealing your car on the Aleutians.
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>>29048897
Good lord. You dont have to live like an animal, just park in your garage ffs.
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>>29049202
This is just a guy who fell on hard times, not a real criminal. No idea why this video is used so often on 4chan.
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>>29049195
Is pic populated by Il Presidente and his mom.
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>>29049202
holy shit
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>>29048903
People get quite distracted when their whole body is on fire
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>>29049909
its the rezzo innit
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>>29049990

ngl almost all americans under 40 have never been in a car with a manual. ive only known 6 people in my life that ive seen drive a manual.
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>>29048925
Wrong
>>29048909
This or an OBD port relocate, these niggas got propads AND know how to drive manual
They can also grab RFID from your keyfob
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Just drive K.I.T.T. and it'll kill the basketball americans
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>>29049088
Who steals CDs in 2026?
Niggers. The answer is niggers. They dont even know what to do with em. Yhey just steal em
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>>29048925
niggers will then trash it out of spite after redlining it in 5th to try to get it to move
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>>29049088
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Cause when a lover aches
That's when a lover breaks
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
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>>29050237
Watch "it's church life" on youtube not all black people are bad
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>>29049202
Give him a break. He's been missing for over a hundred years.
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>>29049202
Do manual mazdas have reverse in a weird place or something? I honestly don't know because I've never driven a mazda.
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>>29049195
as someone who lives in a dark blue county I can attest it's still nowhere neae white enough
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maserati usually gets respect from hood-dwellers, relatively few thefts
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>>29051863
probably like VW where reverse is where 1st is but you have to depress the shift knob into the boot when you shift it over to reverse
>>29051882
even joggers know the maserati depreciation is worst in the business
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>>29048897
Manual car
Hidden remote killswitch
Disconnecting ground for the starter or if your car has a distributor and you gotta park it overnight. Just remove the primary wire that feeds it.
If your car doesn't have any of this, then you could always route the ground wire for the starter to the ciggy lighter or seat belt buckle switch so the car will not crank at all unless the ciggy light is pushed right or the seat belt isn't hooked up (thieves never use seat belts lol, it's actually hilarious to watch them try to steal your car)
>t. Low life who had to park on the street, plenty of shattered windows. Never lost a car yet
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>>29051916
dont need any of the electrical stuff just a steering club. i got a red one so it was extra visible.
crack heads and future doctors will just move to the next target. theyll smash your window if something visible can be taken
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>>29048897
Drive a car so shit that no one would ever want to steal it.
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>>29048897
>What is the best anti-theft device to keep basketball americans away from my car?

A manual transmission.
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>>29051924
>steering club
Lol, sorry to burst your naive bubble but I can crack those puppies with a stone chisel and hammer. They're hilariously bad at prevention.
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>>29052033
95% of thefts are crimes of opportunity, not premeditated, planned operations. Most future doctors aren't carrying around a chisel and a hammer with them. Note what the other anon said:
>crack heads and future doctors will just move to the next target. theyll smash your window if something visible can be taken
It's about deterrence, not being 100% effective at preventing a theft.
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>>29052033
like i said its just for the crackhead to peak in my window and decide the next guy is a better use of his crack time. zero break in attempts or windows smashed and its very common in my area.
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>>29051863
Some models it's in 1st position but you have to push the gearstick down to get to R
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>>29051983
see
>>29050292



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