>ugly body>ugly grills>5000 lbs>turbo ballsacked engine>ugly engine>sounds retarded>100k+Explain to me this trend? Bmw hasnt made a good m car since 2006.
>>29049362You put the lip kit on there and get white girlfriend, very easy
Because they're a status symbol, the giant sniffer makes them easily recognizable by the masses There are ugly rolexes but these attract women and faggots either way
I think they're awesome now. I would buy if I didn't already have a sports car.
>>29049362They're not.BMW sold 389k vehicles in the U.S. in 2025.Toyota sold 2.5 million vehicles in the U.S. in 2025.BMW sold 2.5 million vehicles globally in 2025.Toyota sold 11.3 million vehicles globally in 2025.GM sold 6.2 million vehicles globally in 2025.Ford sold 4.4 million vehicles globally in 2025.
>>29049362They're simply targeting fleet customers (in Poland and Germany, 2/3 of new cars are purchased by companies, not individual customers), and they buy a car for 5-6 years, and manufacturers' recommendations are tailored to that.Welcome to capitalism 2.0
>>29049362They run good. Probably run rings about anything here
driver's license isn't supplemented by an aesthetic preschool. Also controllers telling designers and engineers what do do according to some KPI>according to my prognosis, we can double the chinese and arab market revenue if we increase front grill size by 20% and add some more fake air inlets
Women get horny when their man drives a BMW
>>29049489Specifically white women, if you want white woman to marry you must buy bmw
>>29049362You ever drive one? I don't expect poor Timmoids to understand the appeal of the UDM.
>>29049627>I don't expect poor Timmoids to understand the appeal of the UDM.based knower, stamped for you when the beat drops my fellow brahmin https://youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g?si=tWlqBhP-lqRHRbSw&t=25
>>29049635Great tune
brown ppl run the world now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi4h9ElyAcc
>>29049362modern bmws = starbucks for men
>>29049362Few things demonstrate the lack of discernment possessed by normiegroids as modern bmws.
You have to drive one to understand.
>>29049362Moderniggers who were fooled into only buying brand new cars don't have much to choose from.
It's ugly but its respectable ugly. Like a fat guy who wears a suit and takes showers. It is the minimum amount of effort to be taken seriously.
>>29050244"Respectable ugly" should not be a thing with sports cars. Maybe a grocery getter family car can get away with this, but sports cars are supposed to be eye candy. They're supposed to represent the best a manufacturer has to offer. Do you really want your BMW to say "i'm like a fiat multipla but fast"?
>>29050244Cars don't have genetics to justify them being ugly.
I thought so too then I saw one irl and was like damn… far nicer than the images imply
>>29050291what's the point in making your headlights suck balls by making them a non white color?also not road legal to have reds on the front, too.
>>29050294it’s a dedicated drift car not a road car
>>29050298 it's being retarded on purpose then, got it.
>>29050301Braindead posters like this are why this board is dead btw
>>29050312It's okay if JDM cars do this, remember that
>>29050294selective yellow is dangerously comfy
>>29050313JD-who? the Ultimate Drifting Machine has taken over.best remember that brown son
The retards like the nostrils because they're coke addicts.
>>29049381Why do you think theyre awesome.
>>29050386i like how they look and they drive even better
>>29050405Have you ever driven one. And not a 5 minute drive, like have you lived with one.
>>29050411>>29050410yeah
>>29050324the yellow wasn't the issue man. it's fine
