>hearses are cuckovers nowthere is no escape, even in death
>>29058883Well yeah. What fucking wagon are they supposed to convert to make one?
>>29059274>What fucking wagon are they supposed to convert to make one?1. ALL Buick Roadmasters must be turned in by the Public, by order of DJT2. After a lengthy refurbishment and conversion process, we'll have our Fleet.
>>29059274Any of them? The fuck do you mean? They still have normal hearses.
>>29059274Have you never seen a hearse before?
>>29058883you don't want to Sit Up Higher In Traffic™ in death?
>>29059413The fleetwood will always mog the roadmustard>>29058883It's because there's hardly any sedans left let alone ones capable of being converted.
>>29058883If you're based, they put you in a Nissan Safari hearse when you die. I hear you get to go to the afterlife that Norm Macdonald is in too.
>>29058883>aggressive styling even on a hearseThat's going to be useful for when the funeral director needs to do 90mph and flash slow drivers in the overtaking lane.
>>29059274Seems like a lowered Suburban would make a pretty easy conversion.
>>29059274you dont NEED a sedan
