You ever see car horror stories and laugh because that can't physically happen in your Tesla?
>>29061397Begone shillAlso, fake ass story
>>29061397>be me>be gay>buy Tesla>post on /o/
>>29061400>fake storyAh, I see you have only driven Teslas. See, other cars they can be set to whatever gear without regards to who is sitting in the car. You can set them to neutral, step out of the vehicle, and it will stay in neutral while you walk away. Pretty insane stuff. Glad they fixed such a horrible design flaw.
>>29061403you're right, it's great they finally invented a car fit for women
>>29061397Woman moment
>>29061397It doesn't really matter. People this stupid just find things to fuck up with. You could give her a tesla with autopilot and she would accidentally run over her own head or forget to breathe when getting chauffeured around. Same concept as trying to help someone who is always anxious, they will just find things to max out their anxiety bar in any situation. Give them a billion dollars and they'll still invent something to pull their hair out for.
>>29061397>update bricks your car>self driving cuts your head off by mistaking the semi truck in front of you for clear road>run over a branch and burn to death when the battery incinerates you in a secondactually the biggest car horror stories happen to teslas
>>29061464Yeah, but any new ones? It's not really impsctful to keep hearing the same one over and over. Just sounds like a one off incident.Hearing a new car rollaway story all the time sounds like an actual systematic and design issue.
Like the electronic door handles on a tesla failing while the occupants are cooked alive?
>>29061397I bought a tesla once. Caught it beating off men, had to get rid of that faggot car and buy a real car. Pic releated
>>29061470>Yeah, but any new ones? It's not really impsctful to keep hearing the same one over and over.Lmao, enough about how a battery fire can incinerate your entire family in an EV, have you heard about the retard who jumped out of his ICE vehicle while in gear?
>>29061485Gas cars catch fire way more often than BEVs so that's like a self own bringing it up if you are anti BEV.
>>29061397I don't own a Tesla, and neither do you.You don't even own a car, shill.
Hang all screencap thread posters.
>>29061397You know that would be a lot more likely to happen with a EV right? EV's don't have parking pawls like ICE vehicles and only rely on a couple little motors to clamp on the rear discs and hold the 5000lb vehicle stationary. You trust those motors and Jeet code when Tesla can't even line up their fucking body panels? Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't.
>>29061858Yeah a parking brake could never work reliably
>>29061397>Inb4 my EV burned to a crisp
>>29061860When have mechanical parking brakes ever been reliable? Why do you think one of the top mechanics commandments is to never ever touch the customers parking brake? Lets not pretend like electric parking brakes are any better. They suffer from stripped gears that cause them to lock on or off as well as computer/software issues that make them lock on or off. picrel is the only thing holding your 5000lb vehicle in place. You trust that?
why do redditors talk so fucking gayly all the time about everything
>>29061858Since when do Teslas have body panel issues?
I got my license 21 years ago. I've only driven manuals.Do you think I ever had this issue? No.You think it's offensive that we think it's normal to apply the fucking brake. You get licensed to drive a car, you should know.Also automatics generally don't shut off if you aren't in P where a parking pawl does the job of the parking brake. Even 40 year old automatics don't let you take the key out in N.
>>29061919Since they entered the market up until today? You really don't notice how terrible they are?
>>29061926That's fake. Every Tesla owner visually inspects their cars before accepting them. They can reject them for any reason.
>>29061939>They can reject them for any reason.they should probably do that then
>>29061939Sure you can reject the delivery but you're also going to be waiting months for them to fix it. Most people just accept it and take delivery anyways because apparently that's just part of owning a Tesla.
>>29061880One thing I've never understood is that when I park my car at the mechanic's place I'll put the parking brake on, so they can clearly see it works, but they won't put it on themselves when they're done
>>29061988They can't assume it works because most people's don't. If they go to pull it and the cable snaps they're on the hook for fixing it. If they use it and the cables stick and your brakes get cooked you're going to get a callback.
>>29061943Yeah, so you can't get a problematic trim.>>29061944Are they really that in demand? They must be the best car ever.
>>29062010>Are they really that in demand? They must be the best car ever.No they just suck at manufacturing them and their parts supply network is a fucking joke. It's partly why you pay out the fucking ass for insurance on them.
>>29062805Then why is insurance cheaper for Tesla compared to other equally priced cars?
>>29062808It's not? They're notoriously expensive to insure even compared to cars that cost a lot more. They're extremely easy to write off which equals expensive rates. It doesn't help that very few white people drive them.
>>29062823Then why was my insurance cheaper when I switched from a 2020 economy car to a 2023 Tesla that costs twice as much? Both full coverage, both purchased brand new
>>29062832Who buys and drives economy cars? The worst drivers on the roads... A brand new C8 Corvette will cost a lot less to insure than your Tesla even though it costs twice or 3x as more. Why? Look who buys and drives Corvettes.
what is the purpose of this disingenuous faggoty ass thread other than to rile up retards?
>>29062844Why do you faggots keep making these threads? If you want to EV shill go attend one of your local Tesla dealerships "work for us for free days".
>>29062837Huh? What does this post have to do with anything?
>>29062852I was explaining insurance rates to you because you seem to be struggling with the concept. Your Tesla is not cheap to insure just because it costs less to insure than some of the most expensive to insure vehicles.
>>29062859An economy car isn't cheap to insure???
>>29062864Fuck no. I've already explained to you why they're expensive to insure.
>>29062879OK so all new cars are expensive to insure. How is Tesla being expensive with them relevant?
>>29062921Lay off the autism amplifiers kid. I already explained why a car won't always be a lot to insure just because it's expensive. So again.... Tesla's and EV's in general cost a lot to insure because they're driven by retards and cost a lot of to repair.
>>29062924So you lied?
