german car/motorbike enjoyers be like>theyre reliable bro just change the oil every 10 miles and do the maintenance jobs like replacing the camshafts and high pressure fuel pump
>>29062836Wrong country. It's the Austrians and the Italians that really know how to build an unreliable car/bike.
What about german motorbikes?
>>29062841okay, Euro car/bike enjoyers then>>29062843
>>29062836>Yyyyou don't understand the pistons MUST be arranged in ze box orientation!>You WILL eat ze software bugz >Yavone, enjoy ze plastic yah. Very light, very coöl we thought it was zo coöl in fact that we made ze cooleng system out of eet.>If you are not autistic like the German everyman then it WILL kaboom and kaputIt's because they insist upon themselves. They need to drop the "German engineering" moniker desu and get back to basics.
>>29062843>Let's make a engine with pistons on the side>How do we turn?>Turn? There's no turning on ze autobahn
>>29062857>>tight turns, not possible
>>29062885>Starves itself of oil
>german engineers intentionally overengineering cars so that they fail in specifically unrepairable, catastrophic ways on autistically specific mileages and dates and phases of the moon because they're not allowed to make them last forever anymore
>>29062885Cant fall over because its dragging the valve cover. The design is very human.
>>29063085Very retarded* Not human. Most human bike probably goes to harley and I don't even fuck with them
>>29062885imagine designing a bike to do something you do on foot, but worse