>>29064282Why didn't she just... get out?
>>29064285It can be really hard to open doors underwater. Not sure why she didn't climb back to the unsubmerged part though.
>>29064286>>29064285Generally, when most people park at home, the rear of the vehicle is at slightly lower elevation than the front. So when someone drives into a pool and adrenaline takes over, it’s understandable if someone moves toward the front of the vehicle despite it being completely filled with water. This is why we need kill switches and ALPRS.
>>29064287>it’s understandable if someone moves toward the front of the vehicle despite it being completely filled with waterno the fuck it isn't lol
>>29064282I'm thinking a fatty.
>>29064313Your caucasoid—normative “hot takes” are not welcome on /o/ … FULL STOP
>>29064282Women are safer drivers on average though
>>29064336*self-reported*
>>29064338No. Its open knowledge that insurance companies charge them less because they're safer.
>>29064356(((insurance companies)))Sounds factual.
>>29064336This is kind of true. Women are less likely to get into a fatal wreck, or total a car, but are far more likely to get into a wreck in general.
>>29064381Women will get into what I tell them to get into.
>>29064388damn straight
>>29064287Nice try Satan
>>29064286The real answer is because she was probaby too fat to climb into the back from the front.
>29064333great, the ai is shitposting now
Cause of death does not have to be drowning, hitting water at a decent speed will wreck a body you could also be knocked out and then drown.
>>29064619Elite car understander here. She hydroplaned.
>>29064287I'm not into farm animals.
>>29064313But on "Woman" it is.
>>29064763I'm into farm animals
>Make enough money to live in a fast-paced, high cost of living area AND drive an expensive full-size SUV>die because your fat foot get stuck on the pedal and you ACK in a backyard pool
>>29064285Women do incredible things! You know how there's a number on the dash board corresponding to the distance the car has traveled? Did you also know 5 quarts (who are we kidding 3 at best) of oil ALSO has a distance printed on it that tells you how much the number on the dash goes up before your miracle fucking jap oil turns to putty? Women have double fucking vision here because to them 10k miles is FINE! What are you even talking about, it just smells like that because cars burn things in the engine. Never mind this engine also barely has any coolant associated with it.They do incredible damage to cars just vapor-braining their way through life.
just roll the windows down and swim out of there
>>29064848>just walk the dinosaur bro
>>29064285This is sexist, you're canceled and give me the ick
>>29064326They float though
>>29064848>>29064285A female teacher? How did her tiny monkey brain even START the car?LIFE OF THE PARTYYeah … the pool party
>>29064879
Ladies and gentlemen … we got her. >the foid was lovingly remembered Sunday at a funeral service at Boulevard-Riverside Chapels in Hewlett – the same day she was scheduled to leave for a romantic Paris getaway with her husband, Matthew Rahmani, president of Irving Place Minyan Orthodox Synagogue in Woodmere.
It has a sunroof and a hatchback. There’s no reason she couldn’t have escaped unless she was unconscious or a fucking moron.
>>29065000Car goes in the drink moments before Shabbat … no shabbas goy around to open it
>>29064282Same, Lindsey
>>29064363Yea. They're in it purely for the money and don't give a fucking about descriminating
>>29064356they cause more accidents per mile driven, they just drive fewer miles than men do so cause less damage overall.
>>29064287>it’s understandable if someone moves toward the front of the vehiclebut.............they already are in the front of the vehicle
>>29064619yeah at that height it's like hitting concrete
>>29064956Textbook suicide
>>29066628This excuse of "adrenaline makes you stupid" and "panic" is annoying as shit. if you "panic" and do something completely retarded, you were retarded from the beginning.
>>29065795there are several states that don't charge men and women differently.We need legislation to end this horseshit.Oh it's illegal to discriminate by sex or race, except when it is... only to men! LOLfuck this gay ass country, and fuck insurance companies.
>>29066916you should've seen the seething when yurop made it illegal to discriminate insurance prices based on sex so women ended up having to pay the same rates as men
>>29064956Curse you mechahitler. Leave the chosen alone
>>29066631It's true, I had a cousin try to jump into a pool from ground level. When he hit the water he was killed instantly
>>29067327My brother jumped into a pool and he struck the surface of the water hard and bounced up, then slowly sank into it like a cartoon
>>29064282When i'm lazy and hot sometimes i'll drive right into the pool too.
>>29067331See you used the non-newtonian faucet to fill the pool, that's your mistake there
>>29064282cars kill another person. How many millions have to die before we say enough?
