>Tfw too fat to experience light and tossable sports cars>I literally throw off the balance of cars under 4000lbs and exceed the GVWR of most coupesIt's over. What are good fun cars for fat fucks?
>>29065282Fat fucks can't do anything fun because that's supposed to be your motivation to stop being a fat fuck. Eat a salad and take a walk, fatty.
>>29065282Just lose some weight, fuck dude
>>29065282Lightweight coupes are c/o/pe, good cars have a big V8 and lots of tork making driver weight less relevantYou want anything with a 392 hemi in it
>>29065539>392 hemiWill be mogged by by the 409 ls6 developed by GOD MOTORS (GM) and placed into camaros (2 and 4 door configurations), the corvette, and some buick and cadillac model
>>29065282how fat we talking here? im pretty fat myself, 200 lbs at 6' 2", most cars still fit, for now.
>>29065539Faggot non car enthusiast
>>29065552>how fat we talking here? im pretty fat myself, 200 lbs at 6' 2", most cars still fit, for now.Around 890lbs as of my last doctors appointment.
>>29065552Anon you don't know what fat is.
>>29065282You know you can just stop being fat right?Or are you one of those "it's muh genetics" tards?
>>29066537Post bread on belly or its lies
>>29066537Bro that can't be true. You'd weigh half as much as my fucking car man
>>29066537What cars could you even fit in at that size? Do they just roll you up a ramp into the back of a van with the front seats torn out so you can get to the wheel?
>6 hours later>no bread on buddha bellyMy standards are low and you missed even those, OP.
>>29065282>re-configuring your whole life around being obeseJust lose some weight nigga. Damn.
>>29066986Let him catch his breath. Making that post would have been a serious work out.
>>29066702I drive a Ram 1500 with a bench seat>>29066986Why would I dox myself to the hacker known as 4chan?>>29067184>>29066625I like my diet and my weight only causes minor inconveniences like this.
>>29070165nigga you a sugar addict
>>29065552you're like 10 pounds overweight at best, thats not really fat
>>29066537i dont know how you even get that fat. at my worst i was 340 at 6'1 but i've lost around 65 pounds so far. tbqh you dont have much time left on this planet
>>29070222My aunt was 700~900 for like 30 years and is like 5'. She's down to 650 now at 85, still kicking. Just doing cardio is all you need to do.
>>29066537Dawg get on ozempic what are you doing
any modern bimmer will be fine, especially series 4
>>29070291Ozempic? He needs Desoxyn - methamphetamine is FDA approved for weight loss. I don’t believe he’s that heavy and a car nerd, however.
>>29065539Based and true
>>29066537you should get a twingo
I've got a question: How would you approach someone over 400 lbs in a fistfight when you weigh under 150? Ignoring the obvious "walk away slowly" solution and assuming you don't want to punch someone right in the face. Do you tackle their ankles to tip em over? Kick 'em in the back of the knee? It's just blubber at that point. Maybe just run up to them and push them over with their shoulders?Inquiring minds need to know.
>>29065282Just corner balance it with you in the car
>>29066537>893lbs>FIVE FOOT FIVEholy fuck.post belly
>>29070707Try to tip them over, landwhales are top heavy with poor balance.
>>29070719Yeah, but if I get close enough they could crush me. Ankle tackle is too risky, I'm thinking a running jump into them and tipping them over with their shoulders.Ofc this is pointless as any fatass in America who wants to fight would have a gun and I wouldn't (can't own a gun for multiple reasons, none of them violent crimes or felonies). But it's interesting to think about.
>>29070238How did she live past 35?
>>29070165>>Why would I dox myself to the hacker known as 4chan?nigga, you could use a fisheye lens and your gut would still take up the entire frame, I don't think anyone doxing you off of your stretch marks.
