>slows traffic to a crawlNothin personell
Yep, that's me, my bike barely does 80kmh/55mph tops.I cruise at 80 on 120 roads.
Cagies camping the left lane is a million times more common.
>>29067508>cagiesLil buddy, one well-aimed rock and your whole pride parade ends up in a pile
>>29067555>*smashes your mirror*
The best part of driving the 540 I drove a little as a teen was being able to effortlessly pass motorcycles - even on curves. They bowed before me. Also never really encountered that except then - there was some sort of bike gathering for July 4th. Usually motorcycles crawl up your ass and pass you asap - I don't go that fast now and my car is slow.
>>29067637>*runs over bikerfag, turning his brain into paste*>*Pleads life was in danger*>*walks on self defense verdict*>*bikerfag boomer's wife loses everything in the civil suit, and has to sell the house, bikerfag's kids are happy their pedo of a father is dead, bikerfag still wormfood.*Nothing personal, boomer trash
>>29067503is that a woman or a femboy on the right?
>>29067503HEYLL YAH BURTHER
trike HDs are one of the funniest things ever>too old and infirm to balance on two wheels but still want to pretend to be badass
>>29067637>*Turns slightly*>"I'm sorry officer I just hear a loud noise and I jumped"
>>29067503I drove a 1987 IROC-Z Camaro.Boomers in their Harley-Davidsons always get out of my way.
>>29067508What the fuck is a cagie? A new word for cajun people? I'm not looking this shit up in case it's something stupid.
>>29067677he's an "initiate" i.e. club base slave and fuckhole
They have to wife swap because there is only one skinny chick per 100 of these motorcycle club guys
>>29067804A driver, protected from the elements.
>have to share chicks in motorcycle gangs>everyone is ugly and fatExplain the appeal of this lifestyle. Its all ugly people from ugly backgrounds.
>>29067555>>29067637you two should kiss
>wobble noises>fat belly pokes out
4chan has a loud mouth. Wonder if that mouth would be just as loud near 1%ers.
>>29067868Most anons don't get near anyone but their parents, so it's a moot point.
>>29067861What, someone who wears clothing?
>>29067659>Pulls piece from shoulder holsterBig iron on my hip bitch
>>29067637https://youtu.be/yaDE3yrzSUE?is=yKeDZUvL9RB0M3lf
>>29067659>immediately turns light altercation into murder fantasyLel bukers are living rent free
>>29067955Wouldn't it be on your shoulder in that case?
>>29067640>even on curvesthat's not particularly impressive considering the average rider, especially the average harley boomer, is incapable of leaning the bike over past 5 degrees. cars are superior for cornering anyways.>inb4 some picture of motogp riders dragging knee leaving out that they're going around the curve slower than a car would
>>29067868Bike boomers will definitely shoot you with their .45 gods caliber over a minor altercation no doubtafter the wife left they have nothing left to live foryet somehow this doesnt make them genuinely threatening the way ghetto niggers can be for examplethey are just sillylike one of those weird poisonous frogs
*opens door*nothin personnel kid
>>29068056Hey hey you forgot about those police qualification tests where they drive in a circle around a traffic cone at 2mph
>>29068322They're usually fat and hide that .45 under their fat rolls
>>29068700>>29068056Anyone who rides on track will tell you that getting the corner over with in as short of distance as possible is the best way to be fast on a bike. I've had great drivers run up on me on Angeles Crest, I wave them on by. Run up on plenty of slow drivers too, it's mostly about the nut behind the wheel and tire choice.
>>29069220Bikers arent a race.
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>>290678681%ers take it up the ass tho
>>29069048>getting the corner over with in as short of distance as possible is the best way to be fast on a bike.HOLLLYYYY PEEAKKKKKyou're saying that the fastest way through a corner is doing it fast? SKIBIDY RIZZ OHIO FR HES COOKING!!!!!!!!!
>>29069731Often time that means being slower in the corner so you can minimize the time spent being leaned over and thus not accelerating, work on your reading comprehension.
>>29068039No one gives a shit, cuckboy.
>>29069543Rollin Thunder (thighs)
>>29067503They're no better than cyclists.
>all of them are wife swappers>but the wives are all fatWhat a wretched existence.