Don't ride big bikes. They are not cool. They don't make you cool. Get something smaller, more manageable, more enjoyable.
>>29068469Are you sure?
>>29068469Your mom sure seems to like my big bike every night
>>29068469Big bikes are comfy and I ride far many more miles than some canadian faggot who can't handle a heavy bike.
I'll do whatever the fuck I want and one of those things is not giving a shit what you or anyone else thinks.
>>29068501>I ride far many more miles than the round the world on a motorcycle record holderdo you, though?
>>29068474this goes so far into smaller that it stops being manageable and enjoyablethe powered two wheeler cutoff stops at grom, anything with wheels smaller than it is a deathtrap
>>29068583>a motorcycleThis implies something that isn't so.
>>29068599pedantry doesnt change the fact of riding nearly 20,000 miles in 17 days
desu a surron would be more appropriate for like 75% of bikers than what they actually ride
>>29068583>>29068643Touche, but probably not by much. I put 80k miles on my GS1200 in <3 years. I'm a neet with a lot of time.
>>29068644this is true and you can tell because literally everyone and their mom (literally the moms in my neighborhood) are riding surrons or surron knockoffs. They're fast and cheap and they don't need licenses so people just view them as what they are - heavy, fast, bicycles.
>>29068512>>29068501ThisI didnt get the cruiser think till I sat on one. Now I have two HD Softail Delux and Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic LTSeems like the baiters are on motorcycles rn bunch of lame threads
>>29068469no
>>29068648>and they don't need licensesThe way they are usually set up they do need licenses, actually, but Surron pretends they are little slow electric bicycles when they sell them and then actively aid the buyers in derestricting them. The only reason cops don't chase them, unlike dirtbikes, is because they are quiet so it's not their problem until a mother of three and a half takes a tumble and kills half a child.
>>29068469>Twink complains about moving weightAnd the sky is blueRemember. Everyone loves heavy weight champions. F9 picked some mega cringe bikes and wrote off all heavier than a feather options. Guess what sport bike was made into a solid fucking statue on the isle of man tt? A heavy as fuck RC51. Ryan can go full blown cerebral all he wants. It doesn't change shit.
>>29068469Cruisers bikes look weird and yes they're slow. They are bad at bike things and bad a car things so just buy a car.
You know what's worse than a fatass bike? A lanky-ass bike.You know what's worse than a lanky-ass bike? A lanky fatass bike.
>>29069762An RC51 is a fucking featherweight compared to a Harley Touring and you know it, quit being disingenuous.
>>29069686>actively aid the buyers in derestricting themso when they're sold they dont need licenses the people im talking about who have adopted them with gusto are not jail breaking their surronsyes, hood rats break the law. but before they were riding around ruining the roads on surrons, they were riding around ruining the roads on small ATVs.I would know, my neighborhood is dark red on crimegrade.com, so this is still an improvement in my book. >>29069771this is the negro mentality>bike thingsby which he means speeds that catch you reckless endangerment chargescruising down the open road is THE bike thing
>A youtuber said it so it must be trueGo back, unironically. This kind of behaviour is acceptable over there.
>>29069771Cruisers are bad at doing anything to an extreme. For their weight and their size you can have better options. But when you get down to actual daily use, I think a good amount of cruisers (especially japanese cruisers and stuff made by indian), are really good. In actual daily usage to be able to merge, pass, etc, you're really only gonna want under a 1:13 power to weight ratio with a bike. Thats right around an rx8 in terms of speed. Any cruiser making more than 60hp that weighs at least 800lbs will fill that role. Cruisers are easy to work on, they have simple maintenance, they sound decent, they're exceptionally comfortable and easy to ride, and they are really cheap. Someone who wants to ride for 2+ hours and carry enough to go camping or just enough luggage for a few days are gonna appreciate cruisers. Goldwings, bmw rt's, and other tourers are nice and if you can afford them they can be objectively better in different circumstances, but cruisers exist in between the lines, just like every bike. You can never say any bike is really useless. Bikes are built for a purpose.
>>29068644>>29068648>over double the price of a brand new honda>will be worthless after 7 years, like all ebikeswtf, why would anyone buy one of these?
>>29070656You can ride it on bike paths and sidewalks with no license, no plate and no neighbor-annoying noise. It's a giga bicycle. You can be as irresponsible with it as you want. A Honda puts responsibility on your shoulders. People hate responsibility.
>>29068469F9 is a twink and big bikes aren't twink friendly, you have to be a Chad to ride a big cruiser and F9 is clearly not a Chad
>>29071203It's just as legal to do that with a non-plated dirt bike, and those are cheaper. Cops in the city don't seem to give a shit about either.
