>ewwww sedan>did you know I sit like a foot higher in my SUV?>check out this clearance bro. I can jump on curbs whenever I need to, alright?>my tires are 0.25 inches thicker, man. 'cause like what if I run over spike strips left in the middle of the road?>why yes, I do look like a truck! I dare you to pass me buddy...>oh I just picked it 'cause I got a knack for cars you know? I wish people were smarter and actually chased value...
I support simply purchasing a vehicle that meets your needs.Simply.Not oversaturates your garage with size or price or something gay.Just something simple.
>>29072168I paid 35k for a crosstrek. I could have bought a better impreza (in terms of trim/options) for far cheaper. Someone told me they bought a top trim impreza (RS) for 25k. I am retarded and the adage 'a fool and his money are soon parted' applies to me. The only hope is I might recover a bit of money when trading in or reselling.I think that I just bought the xtrek because it was so hard to find imprezas and I just... adopted this retarded mindset. Anyways, don't be like me.
>>29072168I like buying new cars under my LLC and smashing them into carts outside grocery stores. When insurance tries to raise my rates I dissolve the company, start a new one, and go terrorise cub foods again.
>>29072168Cuckover fags have proven to be IQ-starved NPCs. The worst things about cuckovers is how cramped they are inside, how floaty and imprecise they are in steering and how shit the visibility is to shit right under your nose. Cuckovers are the worst cars who appeal to the worst kind of drivers. The sedan and normal hatchback are way superior.
>>29072192This but also I like to throw my frozen shit logs through drive through windows and into deep fryers
>>29072192They're the worst drivers on the road by far. Followed closely by uber drivers (jeets) and uber eats delivery drivers (also jeets)
>>29072205It's not entirely the drivers' fault either. Cuckovers give awful view of surroundings since they're so cramped. Ground visibility is nonexistant and 360 view compared to a normal SUV/sedan is also trash. And the wonky steering means you're struggling to keep your lane properly. I never see sedans as inprecise on the highways as cuckovers that keep drifting over the lines.
>>29072177why would you ever need anything aside from a soviet car or a Ford Pinto? you wouldn't
>>29072318>Ford PintoAbsolutely soul. I refuse to believe 99% of all drivers today need more car than this size wise.
>>29072189>I like buying new cars under my LLC and smashing them into carts outside grocery stores.I'm gonna call Cart Narc to get your ass...
