>its not fast, but its quick
>it's fast but it's not quick
>Its a real 'zippy' car
>hot hatch>zippy little engine>drives like a gokart>its not fast, but its quick>slow car fast>rowing my own gears>heel toe downshift>in the twisties>touge>small, lightweight, and affordable>fun wheel drive>reliable>fuel efficient>cost of ownership>japanese reliability and build quality>smiles per gallon>neutral wiggle>best anti theft deviceDid i get all of them?
>>29072607hello fellow s197 mustang owner.
>>29072628Why do you guys hate fun?
>>29072654We don't hate fun, we hate people that cope hard as fuck about having a slow car. There's nothing wrong with having a slow car. But you have to acknowledge it, and be realistic about what it's capable of and why nobody ever modifies their cars to be slower.I personally enjoy slow bikes more than slow cars, but everybody has different taste.
>>29072654I don't hate fun, i hate poors who try to make their poor copes appear fun When in reality there are actual fast RWD cars that poors can have for cheap but they INSIST on buying some gr86 pikachu edition with 6 tipped exhaust and then talk about how its affordable fun or some shit
>>29072792It's cringe but it is kinda true that you can have a lot of fun with slow vehicles. There is a reason Honda sells so many Groms. You would kill yourself or get your bike impounded if you rode a 'real' sportbike as hard as you can ride a Grom. I assume it's the same for cars like Miata and BRZ. I don't have either because I'm too poor.
>>29072628>cost of ownershipWhat's wrong with this? Weighing how often a car has problems and the cost of service/repair/maintenance is perfectly reasonable. You want to factor in if the car has higher than normal issues, if parts are expensive, and if the time to do work is high since some retard stuffed everything into a tiny engine bay.
>>29072654You're asking a bunch of /o/tists about fun?Have some standards.
Imagine how much fun you could have if you just enjoyed your own car or cars instead of constantly seething about what other people like.
Anons I know we're all retarded here but this is an actual distinction that drag racers make."Fast" refers to speed. "Quick" refers to time. If a car is fast, it has a high trap speed or top speed. If a car is quick, it has an impressive time in the quarter mile.
>>29072891Well they don't have a car anon, all they can do is seethe
>there’s no replacement for displacement
>>29072454It's called a dirt bike.
>>29072815Fun is subjective.
>>29072650close but no
>>29072654Those words are so overused, the 10 million wannabe youtube reviewers do not know what they mean, they have some vague understanding of how the vocabulary came to be and how it applies to the vehicle, and the true intention of the use is to cope with something not being what they truly want.All of those words are shibboleth.
back to your containment website
>>29072454>it's my daily driver
>>29072891It costs literally $0 to be a hater
>>29073119idk some people devote a lot of their time and energy to it
What does ben 10 have to do with any of this?
>It's LOW miles
>>29073179What else am i going to do on a sunday
Noting it all down
>>29073209sit around and relax?go for a drive?pick up a hobby?
>>29073252My car's in the shop Maybe i should have bought japanese reliability and build quality
>>29072815What do you consider a fast cheap car that someone can go buy today then?
>>29072628>MY ATTAINABLE DREAM CAR>ITS A MOMENTUM CAR>
>>29073273>shopCuck. Fix it yourself.>but anon I don't have th-Stop being poor, that is the only excuse, not enough money. I purchased a lift for my polebarn just to do a 690T timing chain myself. Its like having another man touch your wife.
>>29073365Adding these. >>29073282Sn95 or s197 mustangc5 corvette
>>29073370I pay a mexican to do it. > Its like having another man touch your wife.So your wife doesn't go to the doctor? If she has cancer you'll remove the tumor yourself?
>>29073100>>29073244Guys is daily driver söy?
>>29073468Only if it's their only car. If they actually have a designated commuter that's for piling miles on then it's just fact.
>>29073391>If she has cancer you'll remove the tumor yourself?Yes.If she lives, our love was true.If she dies, she was a slut and/or witch.
>>29072792what if you have a car that's initially slow but then eventually gets very fast
>>29073468yessigmas don't own carsthey ride on a bicycle
>>29072454When does a slow car become quick, and when does a quick car become fast? Chatgpt compile a list of every "fast" car for me.
>>29073472Needing to commute is slave behaviour
>>29073468Idk but mines kinda gay. Honda civic.
>YEP its just my little shitbox NUGGET>*tries to drive it hard but clearly has no idea*>yeah i'm kind of a car enthusiast haha>*takes it to the shop for minor maintenance*>wanna hear it rev?>*does extremely dangerous manouvers in traffic without realising*
why are mustang owners so obnoxious?
Why is this thread teeming with mad busriders and children?
My car is all of those things...
>>29073682>why does this thread make me mad?fixed
>>29073686Not really. Just a bunch of carless busriders, they already have the /vg/ containment thread they don't need another thread to autistically screech at each other.
>>29073687>not really ju-hahahaha
>>29073688So tell me about your zippy car, i'm sure it's very peppy.
reply to me again
Oh he doesn't have a car. It seems my assessment was very correct and he was just deflecting. Put more effort into your shit posts at least.
>>29073468Yes, if it implies that you have a sports car for "weekends" and a boring car for "daily driving" >>29073472The act of having a daily driver is söy.
>>29073708What exactly makes it söy to have a shitbox for commuting and a nicer car for other things/weekends/enjoyment?
>>29072454Reminds me of James Pumphrey, aka speeed.
>>29073729Poors can't fathom having the space to store more than one vehicle and often lash out because of it. There's no reason not to have cars with wildly different characteristics because otherwise you're stuck with a try to do it all gay as crossover.
>>29073729Why not drive your nicer car all the time? Oh wait you're concerned with putting miles on it and resale value and gas prices LMAO
>>29073729Only low class people commute
>>29073814>A commute is the regular journey you make between your home and your workplace High class people never travel for work?
>>29072454We need to put a line in the dirt.Pic related.>No manual transmission>FWD>50 grand gets you 0 to 60 in 6.2 secondsRedditors should hang, also jannies
>>29073824Pic
>easy to work on
>>29073821That isn’t commuting
>>29073831Whats commuting then?
I've been trying to upvote OP, but can't find the button. Any help appreciated!
>>29072454>GR86
>>29073244>slow cars expose bad driversIt is true but I digress
>>29073468Just say it's your main car. "Daily driver" is extremely reddit-coded
>>29073824>also janniesThey're already dead, otherwise this thread would have been gone a long time ago
>>29073840
>>29073692>>29073694>>29073695>im so not mad that i replied and got ignored 3 timeslol
>>29072612Literally me lmaoit's so zippy and dynamic ?*soifaces*
>>29073917This fucking guy again. Nigga stop appealing to AI. If some retard told you there was an X in the word February you would never trust them again, but when this word prediction algorithm does it you keep on going back and treating it like an expert we're all supposed to defer to.
>>29073931Travelling for work literally isn’t commuting cry more pussy
>>29073932Literally working is peasant shit. Elites do not work, a king does not work, a lord does not work. Just because you sit at your laptop at home for 8 hours a day instead of driving to an office to do the same does not mean shit. The very fact that you have to work makes you a peasant. Now stop this inane semantic bullshit and get a goddamn life. None of this matters. If you're so into AI, just ask ChatGPT to win bullshit internet arguments for you. Burn those tokens so it actually benefits your life. Isn't that the whole point?
>>29073932Scroll up pussy
>>29073938You’re the one who started it with the pedantic bullshit when you conflated travelling for work with commuting lolI agree that the truly wealthy don’t have to workWhat does any of this have to do with faggy ai?
>>29073951See >>29073917Kek cry pussy
>>29073953That's not me, I'm just the "AI is retarded" guy and I wanted to settle this dumb argument. It's not about the definition of commuting, it's about what constitutes peasanthood. And it's a waste of everybody's goddamn life.
>>29073961So NEETs are kings because they don't go to work? You can't be serious with that logic.
>>29073969>Well he said kings don't work, therefore anybody who doesn't work is a king lel I'm so smort!To borrow a phrase: You can't be serious with that logic.
>>29073931>X in febuaryNigger you can make ai say what you want it to. Go try to recreate that fucking video. I'll wait. Bet you can't because it's fabricated bullshit for clicks.
>>29073997>you can make ai say what you want it toThis is not a strong argument in favor of its reliability as a research and question answering tool
>>29073997I did the first time I saw it and it behaved just like in the video. They've obviously fixed it since it became a meme.
>>29073979>it's about what constitutes peasanthoodYou said that was not having to commute. Don't get mad i pointed out the dregs of society like you don't commute either.
>>29073821If you work (worker class) then you are low classOwner class doesn't need to work
>>29074185No I didn't. I said it's about not having to work.Your internet job doesn't mean shit. You are a slave like everybody else here.
>29074986>If you work (worker class) then you are low class>Owner class doesn't need to work
>>29073682It's the only passtime these flyover poors can afford after spending all their money on meth
>>29072792Your disdain for these sentiments just shows that you're only into cars for the sake of posturing.Many such cases.
>>29072628this is what I imagine when reading shit like this. It's like they watch a few episodes of Top Gear, went gokarting twice, and call themselves a car guy because they watched a review of their car on some trendy autosports youtuber's page."It's not fast, but it's quick and handles well in the corners"Yeah, every car can take a 45 degree turn at 30 mph....
>>29075169Projection is unhealthy.
>>29075172Sounds like YOU are projecting.
>>29075172Struck a nerve with you huh?
>no replacement for displacement>understressed, lazy engine>drag racing>real wheel drive>American muscle>V8 rumble>don't make 'em like they used to>mopar or no car>small-block engine>if it ain't broke don't fix it>rice cooker>all natty
>>29073685Depends what car it is
>>29075197Saw yourself in it hmm?
>>29075331It's like this one.
>>29075524Sister wanted to buy one, ended up buying an mk4 GTI golf instead
>>29075322I say and look like this.
>>29075033wagie ragie
>29075581>wagie ragie
>>29072454>nusoicaca's failtrolling on /o/
>>29075148You couldn't be more wrong. I simply dislike slow cars. Go be a wannabe psychologist somewhere else
>it's not fast and it's not quick but it gets me where I need to go
"Taking the racecar to the track">it's just a bunch of cones in a parking lot
What's with the sharty melty?
"Yeah I wouldn't drive anything that doesn't have a VEE EIGHT in it cause I'm not GAY">drives a crown vic or some other poverty tier shibox that drinks their entire mcwage in one trip all for a whopping 200hp.
>>29075929Make sure that it sends power to the rear wheels only and i'ts good to go
>>29075929V8 in the frontColumn shift and bench seat in the middleSolid axle in the rearAs God intended
