>a RAM 1500 but with an SUV body>various V6, I6, and V8 options>only $65kGET HYPED
>>29074831
I’ll buy one
Wow, now seats even more niggers so your whole crew finna get to da takeover.
but jeep wagoneer and grand wagoneer exist?
>>29074840exist is the correct term. because they sure as hell aren’t used for actual driving since they’re in the shop all the time
>>29074840wagoneer is for women and gays. this is the wagoneer for straight men
>>29074842this is the same car build in same plant
>>29074846so it’s not a genuine Ram 1500 SUV?because unlike the jeeps, the 1500 is very reliable
>>29074831Looks like its from 2010. Get on the square car meta. Even the gooks have it figured out.
>>29074854fuck off with that shit
>>29074854i still don't understand why tucson is pronounced too-sawn instead of tuck-sun
>>29074852Wagoneer is a ram 1500 with a bit different suspension setup in the back
>>29074831>GET HYPEDNo.It looks like shit compared to previous offerings.A 15 year old Durango SRT 392 smokes that ass.
>>29074858It's named after the city in Arizona. Isn't the name native American or something?
>>29074856Total eggshit death
>>29074831>I6please be a cummins
>>29074832That rear suspension is looking a little too independent
>>29074840ESL much or just delusional fanboi?>knock Chevrolet out of the number 2 spot behind Ford.
>>29074883Sorry hurricane only. Not bad but not great
>>29074854hyundai and kia will make cars that look like this and they have 1.3 liter 89hp engines
>>29074862The native americans used the romanian alphabet? The only reasion i can believe why they spelt it like that is because there is a phonetic that we arent using right. Like pronouncing Tsunami with a soft "s". The "T" is there to show a hard start to the "s". There was probably a fairly soft back of the throat stop before the "s" in tucson that the "c" represents.
>>29074858My cougar is in a garage in Phoenix.
>>29074862It was some native name for the local area iirc
>>29074895>The native americans used the romanian alphabet?Of course it's Anglicised. They didn't have a fucking written language. God man stop trying so hard to appear clever.
>>29074895>Like pronouncing Tsunami with a soft "s". The "T" is there to show a hard start to the "s".That's absolutely not how that word is pronounced. I think you should leave etymology to the linguists.
Genesis GV80 runs circles around those muttboxes
>>29074895the pronunciation isn't the problem, the spelling is. if they just removed the "c" it would make a lot more sense
>>29074895>romanian alphabet
>>29074914>Genesis GV80 burns structures around those muttboxes>because of fire riskftfy
>>29074919If spelt how prounounced it would be then Toosawn
>>29074843>SUV>For men
>>29074831Fuck no Dodge and Ram can both suck ass. Using backlogged names to push a rebadged Wagoneer is peak getting pounded in the ass and enjoying it.Part of me thinks they're doing this shit on purpose knowing none of these new cars will sell so Stellantis will sell of the Chrysler family of brands but it's more likely they're just retarded and too pussy to tell the CAFE regulators to eat a bag of dicks.
>>29074854Get necked
>>29074891Maybe a hemi, but it's gotta do numbers first.
just looks like the wagoneer but some how got even more fuglier than the face lift. they just gotta bring the cross grille back atp.
>>29075393Hurricane is more powerful on paper but needs the turbos constantly on boost to produce consistent torque for towing and they have far more reliability issues.
>>29075436The hurricane is suffering from Gen 1 software and sensor issues. The hemi suffers from mechanical issues. Software is fixable and under warranty, mechanical issues generally fail outside of warranty. The hurricane crate engines were skates for 500, 650 and a rumored 800 horsepower options. Zero chance they're using different rotating assemblies, and dodge already has tuners making 900 hp on stock blocks but aftermarket turbo and computers. The shitty part is they're only including it so far in a 1500, big suv, and the 6000lb charger. By all metrics other than brand name /o/ should be creaming itself over an inline 6 capable of pretty big power from factory.
>>29075436Hence why many wanted a Hemi V8 for their Ram 1500.
>>29074831holy shit I may actually get my drivers license for this!!!
>>29075455The bigger issue is they don't handle load for long periods and the cooling is fucking Z tier. They can make high peak boost to put down impressive numbers but when you hot lap them and your times suffer by several seconds the issue isn't software (even if that is an issue) rather it's like L24 swapping an F250 then jamming two big ass turbos on it and expecting it to not blow up under a constant 20+ lbs of boost
>>29074831>RAM Ramcharger>not stylizing it as RAMCharger, like LaFerrarialso>resurrecting Rampage as a nameplate for yet another trugg instead of a ute version of the ChargerStellantis rubs on Dodge wrong
>>29074831>>29074832>Global warming/climate change is real>They're still allowed to make these abominationsso which is it? I fail to comprehend this discrepancy. Either it's real and a threat or it's a made up grift to steal tax money.
They already make this it's called the wagonneer and it sells like shit
>>29075684the ram is a ute
>>29074831>$65k for a jeep grand wagoneer with worse styling and even cheaper build quality Stellantis deserves to go bankrupt.
>>29075684Looks like ass.And that stupid "make it look like it's moving at all times" sweeping angle through the bed, is cringe AF.
>>29075609I guess, seems like a pretty simple fix for a mid-year remedy. I don't know and don't particularly care because gen 1 anything from automakers is unanimously known for being kinda shit.
>>29075694>it's a made up grift to steal tax moneyThat's it.
>>29075684Chevrolet Avalanches ugly cousin. What the frick is wrong with the wogs?
