if you get pulled over, how do you successfully pass the roadside DUI test?with sound:https://files.catbox.moe/zi6tfs.mp4
>>29077865She could have avoided arrest if not for that dang bodycam!
Needs about 680 burgers.
>>29077865Say you have MS
I look like that
>>29077865I actually passed once after smoking weed minutes before going through a checkpoint. Obviously alcohol intoxication is different than cannabis but cops haven't figured that out yet
>>29077865I hear that if you act like a belligerent asshole and waste the cop's time they will never charge you with anything ever.
>>29077865I got off because I was in the military and it was an off post female cop. She just made me call some friends to pick up my car and me.
>>29077987>cops haven't figured that out yetthey have, they just lie.
>>29077865Front profile doesn't look too big, but the side profile does.We thinking 36C cup or maybe larger?
>>29078196succulent
>>29077865You can say no to roadside DUI tests.
>>29077929>commits suicide when someone dead names them
>roadside DUI test game of Simon says instead of a simple breathalyzerSounds like some bizarre muttraeli shit
>>29078196heavy
>>29078724Pretty sure they have to give the roadside sobriety test and you have to fail before they can have probable cause to legally give the breathalyzer...
>>29078724Portable breathalyzers aren't usually admissible in court, and field sobriety tests cover any number of substances, not just alcohol. 95% of the time cops can tell you're drunk/high the second you start talking anyways, the roadside tests are just a way to put a standardized metric to "this retard is obviously drunk"
many years ago I passed the roadside test but still went to court because they took my blood (refusing this is also a court appearance with harsher penalties) and I had cannabis in my system. I got banned for one year
I would pretend to have a heart attack and be like no bro I ain't foolin' get me to a hospital right away or you're gonna be arresting a corpse tell my wife and kids I love them mama is that you..?
>>29077865By not driving drunk/high like a retarded gorilla monkey fucking nigger. How fucking black are you, OP? Vantablack probably.
For starters, don't be so drunk you can barely stand.
When I was drunk and had crashed my car I pretended to be passed out so they had to breathalyse me 4 hours after being hospitalised
>>29079246You don't need to stand straight to drive a car
>>29078934Really? Here they go straight for the breathalyzer.Cops even set up checkpoints with bags full of mouthpieces for the breathalyzer and pull cars over just to test them at random.
>>29078934Depends which state. If you refuse the roadside sobriety test they can use a preliminary breath tester but the roadside breathalyzer is not admissible in court so they have to drag you back to the station to the big calibrated machine or the hospital to get a blood sample anyway.
>>29077865Damn, those are some tits.
>>29079253they can calculate bac backwards to time of incident
>>29077865I don't drink and they can't detect blow anyways
>>29079463I think they also do the roadside test in case the alcohol hasn't gotten fully into your system and they think they can bust you harder after your body metabolizes what you just drank too... I got pulled over one time and had quite a bit to drink that night, but had also stopped an hour or hour and a half before leaving the bar and chugged about 2 or 3 pitchers of water. He dicked around and made me do the roadside test and I guess I didn't pass? Had to do the breathalyzer then and passed it just fine. Remember to hydrate kids!
>>29078938Here you get a breathalyser test then if you fail you are taken to a police station that has a calibrated machine that takes a sample that is admissible in court or you have to give a blood sample. If you refuse either (and are not a celebrity/football player) you are assumed guilty.
>>29077865>how do you successfully pass the roadside DUI testYou don't, its not a test to prove that you are not under the influence of alcohol.
>>29079307And stand gay? No thank you!
>>29077987Any smell of burnt weed in the car is probable cause to pull you out. Any indicator of being high is probable cause to arrest you. A single lack of convergence cue and you're done bud, that's impairment to the slightest degree. That's what retards don't understand is you don't need to be above .08%, that's typically just an aggravated charge in most states. Impairment to the slightest degree is an arrestable offense in every state.
>>29078934PETE V MIMMS U GOTTA STOP THE CAR & GET OUT OF THE CAR & U GOTTA FOLLOW THEYRE ORDERS WHEN THEY ASK U GOBBLESS
