The Ultimate Driving Machine
>>29079017"The Ultimate Driving Machine">Sound insulation so good they need to pipe in (fake) engine noises>Ride so smooth you can't even feel the road>EPS so powerful your inputs feel completely disconnected from the car and road>Seating high up so old men don't get joint pain from getting inside and out>Car so heavy it feels like a tank>Dash so good it's filled with large ipads so old men and their kids can look at their tv shows on the road>So reliable everyone either leases them or sells them after 5 years / 100k miles
Quite like my new one.
>>29079102Should have got a mustang this thing is gay as fuck
>>29079017inshallah habib
>>29079017Keep dreaming, buddy
>>29079022t. never piloted the UDM
>>29079104lmao
>>29079115Dat boi got the racing phone app kek
>>29079022I get that you're trying to hate on boomers but a good deal of these flaws are aimed at the kids of today:>EPS so powerful your inputs feel completely disconnected from the car and roadThe modern manlet lacks the upper body strength to turn an unassisted wheel.>Car so heavy it feels like a tankThey're weighed down with (admittedly boomer mandated) safety features aimed at inattentive zoomers.>Dash so good it's filled with large ipads so old men and their kids can look at their tv shows on the roadThe tablets are clearly aimed at zoomers, spiderman could have told you that...>So reliable everyone either leases them or sells them after 5 years / 100k milesToo expensive for boomers to work on, too complicated for zoomers.
>>29079108Toys for children
>>29079017BismillahMashallahWalhamdulillah
>>29079642ultimate ragebait machine
>>29079230This does not logically follow
>>29079642BrownMan'sWheels
>The Ultimate Driving Machine
>>29079115You drive a car.You pilot a tug boat
>>29079642based brownoid
>driving on highway>some retard is camping left lane>switch to right lane and wait a few seconds>wait a few seconds>out of nowhere comes a bmw barreling at 3 times the speedlimit and pretty much parking is sniffer right up the retards assIt's like shark sensing blood in the water. I just can't hate them for it.
>>29081529it's like that team america speech about pussies dicks and assholes. non bmw drivers (pussies) need bmw drivers (dicks) to fuck the assholes (people who don't know how to drive).
>>29081529Hey that was probably me
>>29081582Thank you for your service
>>29081545If you're going for the TA analogy:Police = dicksBMW owners = assholesEveryone else = pussies
>>29079017It do be like that.
i have been falling in love with the 2002 bc FB reels
>>29082702>steering box>maccas up frontLmao it's less advanced than a Crown Vic
>>29083024Fun um but the reality of the situation is that the E39 is the Best Sports Sedan overall that there is
>>29079022I own an M340i and I agree with all of this. I'm either getting a Nissan Z, Cayman, or C7 Corvette next because I can't stand everything you just listed.
>>29083024Obvious bait but I will engage.I haven't found the steering box to be that detrimental to the overall experience, if you wan't to carve corners the M5 ain't it (it can do it but no steering setup will save you the feeling of throwing all that weight around a corner lol), it isn't what they are about, that stuff is M3/M4 territory.
>>29083082That’s why you get a STRAIGHT 6 E39 over a V8
>>29083030>repeating a califag's opinionYou really are a spic lmao>>29083082Sorry but double bones + a steering rack will always be superior to maccas + steering box>>29083104Still maccas up front, shit's a rental
>>29083149Why would a 25 year old car be a rental?I’m not hispanic at allKek cry pussy you don’t even have a car
all driving a BMW does is tell other drivers that you're indian and/or in debt
>>29083543Every time I see a toyota on the road, the driver is an indian of some shade.
>>29083548Two things can be true
>>29083748So basically any car on the street is driven by an Indian.Amerimutt? IndianGermoid? IndianSlatshit? Indian
>>29083751in bongland bmws are exclusively indians and black drug dealers, mostly bought with blood money or with govt bennies
>>29083782Don't forget heavily tattoo'd Deno's/early management.
>>29083455If it ain't got double bones its a rental, simple as>I'm not hispanic at allSure you are, brownoid mutt>kek cry pussy you don't even have a carYou ain't shit, you'll never be me, you're not The Driver. All you'll ever be is some vapid brand whore operating on woman logic
>>29083455i think this pic is the first american pic i've seen in a year or two on here that doesn't look like absolute trashwell done
>>29084657They put walmart wheels on a corvette
>>29079017>The Ultimate Driving Machine>whole engine is plastic>auto only>McDonald's struts Retard
>>29084024>ebonicsI’m not hispanic at all and you still have no car kek cry pussy
>>29084024>If it ain't got double bones its a rental,Who taught you that?
The Ultimate Jeet Machine
>>29084779>That seat posistionTell me it's not your car while pretending it is
>>29084779>reddit spacing>repeating words without understanding what they meanYou really are a brandwhore spic kekelemao>>29084786It's basic logic
>>29085058>ebonicsHow can a 25 year old car be a rental LOLI’m not hispanic at all and you still have no car kek cry more pussy LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
>>29085058>It's basic logicYou didn't learn that from anyone on here did you? You just thought of it yourself?
>>29085300Let me spell it out for you: if it's got Macdonalds struts it's a rental. Imagine bragging about your "luxury car" having a shittier suspension layout than a same-era economy car kekelemao>not hispanic You type like a femoid one, round-ass beaner. Denying it only proves my point.>still plebbit spacingI diagnose you with terminal lack of brain>>29085305>you just thought of it yourself?Yes :)
>>29085320>even more ebonics from the nocarYou didn’t spell anything out?How can a 25 year old car be a rental?You mean like on turo?Kek I’m not hispanic at all, and My Luxury Car is on double-Swiss Bonez, babyCry more pussy you don’t even have a car LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
>>29085421You have zero clue what ebonics are, dumbass spiclet>how can a 25 year old car be a rentalMa'am you don't need to keep proving how retarded you are, it's plainly obvious>not Hispanic at allThank you for proving my point. Denial only reinforces it.>cry more pussy>hurr durr nocarIs this genuinely all you can say? God you really are a brown womanI can build a Mustang that'll be as fast as your fetal alcohol syndrome Beemer for less than what you paid for the replacement engine
>>290791024 series is so ugly, should have just gotten a 3its all the same b58 anyway
>>29085456>ebonics againYou have zero cars, dumbass ricelet nocarReinforces the fact that I’m not hispanic at all?Beemers are motorcycles, and I’ve never replaced the engine in any have my carsmustangs are ghetto bullshits for minorities kek cry pussy eboniclet nocar
>>29085494Still proving you have zero clue what ebonics are while using them>reinforces the fact that I'm not hispanic at all?You're certainly not White, ma'am>beemers are motorcyclesNo those are cars>never replaced the engine in any have my carsOh so the $28000 bill for a "built motor" is fake then? wwwwwwwwww>mustangs are ghetto bullshits for minoritiesNo those are Dodge Chargers, used BMWs, or anything VQ powered
>>29085522>and even more ebonicsWhere did I use your eboniclet bullshit? Point it out specificallyYou’re certainly not White, xa’am; hence your constant use of ebonicsNo, Beemers are definitely motorcycles Building a Motor is literally not replacing it lolmustangs are always driven by minorities kek cry more pussy ricelet nocar
>>29085320>Yes :)Sometimes I hate you fags for copying my schizo posts but then it feels flattering at the same time. Really weird feel.
>>29085537>Where did I use your eboniclet bullshit? Point it out specificallyRight in that sentence, and every time you add -let to a word>You’re certainly not White, xa’am; hence your constant use of ebonicsI'm 100% White and of full northern European ancestry. You on the other hand, are brown all the way to Africa>No, Beemers are definitely motorcycles You believe (((AI))) bullshit? wwwwwwwwwwwww>Building a Motor is literally not replacing it lolYea which is why your "fully built motor" comes from a Beemer specialist (think it was CarBahn?) for 28k USD>mustangs are always driven by minorities kek cry more pussy ricelet nocarMustangs are the White man's performance car, along with the Corvette. And here we go again with the ebonics!
>>29079017>Ultimate driving machine>Absolutely zero motorsport history of note.>Mostly associated with nigger racing.Truly, a brand of all time.
>>29085550is that gif from that thread of that anon that rings a bell every time he sees racial virtue signalling while watching movies with his wife?
>>29085586The suffix -let isn’t ebonics THOUGHafricans are black not brown lolBeemers are definitely motorcycles kek cry pussyAnd CarBahn doesn’t make the cores they just build the enginesmustangs are always driven by a mexican or a black kek cry pussy eboniclet
>>29085639
>>29079104>poor handling muttshitlmao
>>29085639>The suffix -let isn’t ebonics THOUGHYes it is you stupid spic>africans are black not brownSure look brown to me>Beemers are definitely motorcycles kek cry pussyAnd I have a bridge to sell you across the East River>And CarBahn doesn't make the cores they just build the enginesOh so you're a no-tool cuck who let's other people fuck with your engine, gotcha>mustangs are always driven by a mexican or black kek cry pussy ebonicletYou're confusing the Mustang with the Charger and Challenger, as well the Infiniti G35/37. Those are nigger cars, not the Mustang
>>29085713Piglet and bracelet aren’t ebonics lol and I’m not hispanic at allYou’re blind as fuck if you think africans are brown not black LOLBeemers and Beamers are both motorcycles kek cry pussyHave more tools than you lolNope they’re all ghetto bullshits for mexicans, injuns, and blacks LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
>>29085851In the context you use it in? Absolutely, you 45IQ mexcriment nigger >you're blind if you think africans are brown not black LOLBlack is their race, their skin tone is shades of brown.>Beemers and Beamers are both motorcycles kek cry pussyQuit gaslighting, beemers/beamers are cars>have more tools than youYet you can't work on/build your own engine wwwwwwwwww>Nope they're all ghetto bullshits for mexicans, injuns, and blacks LOLbmaooo0o0o0oIf they are, why don't you have one of them since you're brown as fuck?
>>29085877How fucking retarded are you?What ebonics words use the suffix -let?Beamers and Beemers are both motorcycles; you don’t even know the difference between browns and blacks kekKek and how many TWIN-TURBOCHARGED V8s have you BUILT? You literally don’t have a car lol zzzzzzzzBecause they’re ghetto bullshits for blacks, injuns, and mexicans kek
>>29085917Anon I get that you're clearly mentally challenged but please stop showing that you are to the rest of the internet, it's embarrassing for yourself>what ebonics words use the suffix -letEvery one you use>Beemers and Beamers are both motorcycles; you don't even know the difference between browns and blacks kekA Black person is brown in skin tone, how retarded are you?>Kek and how many TWIN-TURBOCHARGED V8s have you BUILT?The same amount as you :)>You literally don't have a car lolBroken record repeating itself yet again>zzzzzzzzNigger doesn't know what wwwwwwwww means, look at xir and laugh>because they're ghetto bullshits for blacks, injuns, and mexicans kekSo why don't you have one? You clearly ain't White
>>29085981he's filtered on my end but I can see from your quotes you're replying to pikafag. never reply to pikafag
>>29085981>even MORE ebonics Kek the suffix -let isn’t ebonics THOUGHBeamers and Beemers are motorcyclesblacks literally are not browns by definition; how retarded are you?You don’t even have a car, yet you hypocritically want me to build a TWIN-TURBOCHARGED V8 for some reason LOLbmaooo0o0o0o>she doesn’t know what zzzzzzzz is LOLbnaooo0o0o0oI don’t have one because they’re ghetto bullshits for blacks, injuns, and mexicans kekKeep using that hilarious ghetto tongue LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
>>29086367>Kek the suffix -let isn’t ebonics THOUGHIn your use it is>Beamers and Beemers are motorcyclesQuit the gaslighting>blacks literally are not browns by definition; how retarded are you?Not retarded enough to blindly trust (((AI))) like you>You don’t even have a car, yet you hypocritically want me to build a TWIN-TURBOCHARGED V8 for some reason LOLbmaooo0o0o0oSo you're saying you're a tooless cuck, thanks>>she doesn’t know what zzzzzzzz is LOLbnaooo0o0o0owwwwwwwww is laughter you ignorant philistine>I don’t have one because they’re ghetto bullshits for blacks, injuns, and mexicans kekYou're the brownest motherfucjer in this thread, clearly you not owning a Mustang/Charger/G37 is sacrilege>Keep using that hilarious ghetto tongue LOLbmaooo0o0o0oMan you really are blind, ignorant, and hypocritical as fuck
wtf is even happening here?
>>29086070Dudes post takes up the whole page thinks someone is gonna read it kek
>>29086468How so?>nooo facts are “gaslighting!!!”>nooo definitions of words are just ai!!!I have more tools than you, you’re just a hypocritezzzzzzzz is boredom, you retarded nocar>she admits mustangs are ghetto kekYup, now say “bruh”
>>29086534Ultimate Shit Posting
>>29086534Wheelgap spic is being xirself>>29086572>How so?Because you're a retard that's why>>nooo facts are "gaslighting!!!"Dawg I don't know how else to tell you, but beemers aren't motorcycles>>nooo definitions of words are just ai!!!Relying on LLMs instead of actually thinking shows how retarded you are>I have more tools than youNo you don't, enginecuck>zzzzzzzz is boredom you retarded nocarDance little monkey, dance!>>she admits mustangs are ghetto kekIf they are, why don't you have one?
>>29086592That makes no senseBeamers and Beemers are both definitely motorcycleshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_peoplehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_(racial_classification)Kek I have 3 Torque wrenches whereas you have none, nocar tinywrenchzzzzzzzzLeaving the ghetto bullshits for flyoverlets like you LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
>>29086682>That makes no senseSo right in line with your retard logic>Beamers and Beemers are both definitely motorcyclesWhy do you keep confusing the car designation with the motorcycle one?>resorting to (((wikipedia)))wwwwwwwwwwwww>Kek I have 3 Torque wrenches whereas you have none, nocar tinywrenchOnly 3? Wow, that's one fewer than I have not even counting the multiple toolboxes I have plus the engine hoist, engine stand, and floor jack>Leaving the ghetto bullshits for flyoverlets like you LOLbmaooo0o0o0oI'm on the best coast, sorry to disappoint you calispic.
>>29086695Kel cry dictionlet pussyYou’re a confused nocar flyoverlet zzzzzzzzKek post your 4 torque wrenches and your car keys, nocarThe West Coast Best Coast is CALIFORNIA LOLbmaooo0o0o0o0o
>>29086865>Kel cry dictionlet pussyHere we go with the AAVE again...>You’re a confused nocar flyoverletOnly person confused here is you>zzzzzzzzYou are boring>Kek post your 4 torque wrenches and your car keys, nocarI have more important shit to do than prove anything to a newfag tourist>The West Coast Best Coast is CALIFORNIA LOLbmaooo0o0o0o0oIncorrect
>>29086958Yup you just have no car and no tools kek cry pussy
>>2908696060 Califag opinions are worth less than 2 Georgian or Pennsylvanian ones
