IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>29088982What is happening?
>>29088991cybertruck facelift I guess
>>29088982Yawn, let me know when they oust the retarded ketamine addict and I might care a little more
>>29088982Note how there's no year mentioned, only a month and day.I wonder why.
>>29088982What is this? (Besides an attempt to drum up conversation and pump the stock price)Are those Cybertruck lights or the rocket powered Roadster Elon's been promising for 5 years?
>>29088982>New Tesla RoadsterDon't careElectric sport cars are boringThey don't have the drama and theatrics of a ICE sports car which is what made them funElectric cars are only good when they are fully autonomous because then they serve a utility purpose that wasn't a thing before
>>29088991>>29088995Cybercoupe.
>>29088982It’s time for your sex change like elons troon son
>>29089038Based and correct chubby chaser
>>29089014rocket powered roadster, along with the roadster reveal.
if tesla had balls they would just released a fully drivable cybercab and rerelease it as the tesla model 2
>>29089421if Tesla had balls they'd sell themselves to BYD or Xiaomi so we can get a decent EV in the states
>>29088995>faceliftnah, unsold Cybertrucks with extra shit slapped on to look more rugged and manly, probably called something like "Wastelands" edition
>>29090192>slapping extra shit on to a cybertruck to make it look more rugged and manly then call it something like "Wastelands" edition
Corvette's faster.
Ford Maverick sized pickup EV
>>29089421But no one wants that. As a car the cybercab is pretty awful. They stripped the hell out of the interior in order to make it so light, it's fwd and only makes 200hp so it doesn't even have ev level acceleration, and people in general just don't want small cars especially two seaters.
>>29089038>fast cars suck because I'm poorkek, the cope is unreal and palpable.
shouldn't a "Ford Expedition Max segment" competitor be next?I doubt that Tesla is ever going to build and sell a cheaper car than the Model 3 now that they're rolling out the taxi fleet.
Trans sisters I am so excited about a new EV for us!
>>29089038I can guarantee you never drove a sports EV
>>29092456No such thing.
Why don’t you all like cool things?
>>29092403Full size SUVs are actually one of the least desirable cars on the road. You think that's not true because you see SUVs everywhere but only 8% of SUVs sold are full size, or about 3% of all cars. What they really need is something "cool" again. The P100D and Plaid were media darlings, literally everyone wanted to make a video racing them against Ferraris and Lamborghinis. It was great publicity
>The second-generation Roadster was revealed way back in 2017, alongside the Semi truck.>It was intended to go into production in 2020, but that deadline was missed, along with several more over the next half-decade.
>>29092362>>29092456>Poor>I can guarantee you never drove a sports EVI have driven ev sports cars and they are less fun to drive.Electric steering, electric differential and advanced torque converters etc. etc. make the car feel and drive completely different than older cars with things like hydraulic steering and mechanical differentials.Those more advance systems make the car objectively better in terms of speed and lap times, but it completely detaches the driver from the car.You don't work alongside the car, the car basically drives itself.You don't fight the steering wheel back into position, a computer does that for you.For example, when you oversteer or understeer, an ev will have advance software to help you without ever having to worry about the steering or throttle, it corrects itself.But older sports cars you have to manage the throttle and steering input yourself.Driving a car that's fast but basically drives itself is less fun than a "slow" car.I'm less worried about how my car's 4 second 0-60 vs an ev's 2 second 0-60 and more how it feels to drive.Online ev sport car drivers a lot of the time worry more about having the newest shiny thing and spec sheet numbers so they can brag about it rather than driving a fun car.
>>29092890I know what you saying man. I started my driving journey from a E21 BMW and was always appreciating the human-machine connection. But times change, and I finally added a driver's EV to my garage. If I want to feel the screaming mechanics I can always drive my dusty Alfa Romeo Brera, but I prefer a Moto Guzzi for the daily dose of mechanical feels.However, as the main car the EV is absolutely crushing all ICE competition for me in terms of pleasure from driving. And it's not about just the acceleration, my old E550 coupe was even faster. The overall sensations are something
>>29092897What sensations does the ev give you besides acceleration that's better?
>>29092904Mine specifically gives feeling of effortless gliding over the road even on fast corners, and silent monster pull just plays new tricks on my mind and body. I also started to hate noises with age, and an EV experience provides a relief to my nervous system, while still delivering all the trills from a spirited drive.
>>29093017>effortless gliding>fast corners>silent monster pull>hate noiseI can understand that and I got the same feelings when I first drove ev sport cars but I bored of those feelings quickly.Just like I said in my first post, it lacks the drama and theatrics I expect out of a sports car.An ev sports car just goes, and it goes fast without you doing much.To me it feels like it misses the point of a sports car.Sports cars aren't just about going fast.I guess its cool to go fast and not be as fatigued.But I don't need a sports ev to get that.Normal evs give that same effortless gliding, fast corning and silent pulls; just not quite as fast.But a normal ev can still be crazy fast.
>>29088982SAAARS I'M SO EXCITED SSSSSAAAAAR
>>29092890>advancepost outlet
>>29092672In November of 2020, a buddy of mine bet me $1000 that SpaceX would have a mission to Mars in 2025 and no later. I countered that I did not need the money, but I would pick out a set of boots to kick him in the balls with. He has not returned my texts since July 2024.
>>29088991Musk once again overpromising stupid stuff that normies will eat up.
>>29093135kek
>>29092890>>29093066im gonna cum
>>29093154He either releases the roadster now or the competition will eat them alive. 2027 is gonna get wild
>>29093135>kickLOL.
>>29092672So they redesigned it to be cheaper to manufacture like the Cybertruck?
>>29088982It's not, get real. It's Elong, he never delivers.
