ITT: quick ways to identify shitty drivers, I'll start
I just sit mine in my cup holder.
"Built not bought"
>"but anon, how did you know the driver is Indian?"
>>29096411>Australian plateYeah the cops there are zero tolerance towards running without a front plate. They will ruin your day over that.>lol pussyIntentionally making problems for yourself is a brainlet move
>>29096411BMW spic...
>They are constantly scanning cars and looking inside of cars at people to find something to rage about instead of paying attention to the road aheadSorry, I understand that seeing a woman puts you into a fit of rage, but I'm driving the crew to lunch from now on.
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>>29096345Fuck you busriding faggot how am I supposed to work without the uber app easily available?
>>29096837At least its got a license plate, whenever I see this bullshit on someone's car I know they may or may not be a piece of shit and to stay the fuck away because a lot of them are fake.
>>29096973Lamo
>>29096980Yeah Californians kinda look like that lel
>>29096350>hers not his>windscreen wipers at max speed during a light sprinkling or drizzle of rain
>lifted “sports car”>ricer front plate>black or indigenous wheels of Coloure>>29096831Sounds like some pussy shit lol>>29096833I’m not hispanic at all
A "sporty car" that sends power to the front wheels and has fewer than 6 cylindersThen it is a ricer mexican shitheap driven by the lowest of the low
>>29096345Anyone in a cager
>>29097214Butthurt tranny
>>29097215>picture of a male hand grabbing a stick>first thing he thinks of is tranniesjesus, bud, something you need to get off your chest?
>>29097214Stop posting, grandma.
>>29097242yes, the the car because i forgot to put stands under itsend help asap
>>29096973>>29096980
>>29096345Pickup truck and Tesla drivers
>>29097214Automatics were made for women. It’s time for your sex change.
>>29097563Zero professional race cars use stick shifts.
>>29096989>at the shops>see a "hers not his">crappy pink accessories all over the outside (wiper arms, mirror covers, etc>every single wheel is curbed to shit, even the driver's side>mfw
>>29097563Anybody with an iq over 70 can drive manual. It isn't indicative of anything but being able to grip a cylindrical shaft with a rounded head.
>>29096345Livery plates
>>29097803what if they were onion-y instead?
>>29096837Transplants outnumber native floridians. So logically it is actually the transplants doing most of the bad driving you see with a florida plate.
>>29097798Explains why most americams find it difficult.
>>29096345People who put mustang wheels on crown vics
>>29097835>Anybody with an iq over 70
>>29097748retarded?
>>29096973>when your state has that much of a problem with plate theft that you need to put the vin on it.
>>29096980GREAT teeth
>>29098314That's just for dealer plates
>>29096345Sorry but these things are really nice for older carsNot my problem you're constantly judging everything (insecure?)
>>29097798manuals have a worse Kilometers Per Liters/MPG compared to automatic, you have to be a gay nigger from outerspace to daily drive a manual, only reason manuals make sense are as anti thieft devices or reliability desu>>29097810Asian drivers in my experience arent that awful, a lot of the time its the actual african migrants or middle easterns that are godawful
>>29097798Then why can't you drive one faggot? LMAO
>>29098520>manuals have a worse Kilometers Per Liters/MPG compared to automatic, you have to be a gay nigger from outerspace to daily drive a manualnot if it's a car older than 15+ years
>>29098528>his daily is that oldNGMI
>>29098533>he's a proud goyslaveHave you remembered to pay for your heated seats this month anon?
>>29098544I don't like heated seats. Feels weird, and honestly unnecessary with cloth.Wasn't really having a go at you either. In the post-covid world buying new makes a lot more sense than it used to.
>>29096345A DashcamExtensive body damageTuck Tape tail lights
>>29096421I bought those same exact lights for my Civic, after some faggot backed into my car and OEM ones were like 400$. >>29098563Dash cam is a must have if you live in a shithole filled with turdworlders. You’ll get hit and they’ll make up exaggerated stories and bog down their insurance (if they have any) from paying you out. It’s gay but it’s become a must have due to “diversity”.
>>29096345>dark tints>exhausts / 2step on base model bmw / audi>chinese aunties
>>29098563>A Dashcamnice try insurance assessor>>29098844>chinese auntieswut
>>29098855there's too many of them here, if I see that the driver is a chinese woman, I'm immediately on high alert
>>29098860oh right. i thought it was a slang term for some car sticker or accessory.
>>29098844limo tint is a big oneexclusively on cars driven by people who routinely do retarded shit and are scared of a staredownsimilar to a lifted truck, limo tint just SCREAMS "massive pussy" to me
>>29096345and many similar
>>29099017>dog stickersYOUJUSTKNOW
>>29099017Does someone have that picture of a car with bumper stickers full of threats? Made me lol the first time I saw it but unfortunately I didn't save it.
in Europe:> yellow number plate
>>29098528you can get 15+ y'o cars with automatics no?
>>29096378/thread
>>29097798>Anybody with an iq over 70 can drive manual. Hey you tell us pal.
>>29096347That's worse because you have to look down
>>29099090The old school automatics had fewer gear ratios and were less efficient that manuals.
>>29097831The Florida swampdweller fears the front-and-rear plate chad.
>>29099030This one?
>>29096980
>>29097748
>>29097831Who is moving to Florida?There can't be that many jobs related to alligators or taking meth.
>>29098275He's implying the average American is below iq 70. Which is somewhat false but if you aren't autistic you'll realize he's using a grammatical technique called "sarcasm"
>>29096345>drives massive pickup>completely clean wheels and body + zero cargo
>>29099699What is the "good guy with a gun shit" anyway
>>29100083it's mocking the 2A larpers with no combat experience that daydream about some scenario where they save the day by being a gun owner and everyone finally respects them like it's the ending of an after-school special, instead of fumbling a jam/reload due to nerves and getting ventilated just like all the other victims that didn't have guns.
>>29100083>>29100085https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_guy_with_a_gun
>>29099699>average 82nd fag
>>29096345Trying to keep it "bad driver" specific instead of stereotypes.Rear passenger quarter panel has scratches and possibly a different color paint - does not use mirrors when changing lanes.Forward driver quarter panel dented - does not stop at stop signs/red lightsFront bumper missing/damaged - looks at phone/otherwise distracted driving
>>29098533my daily is gonna hit 60 next year lol
>>29097214Kek so true, so manualfags stay burning the shit out of their clutch for no reason, and they act like they're the best driver in the world.
>>29096345What's the exact problem here?
>>29097835Clutch skills 99%
>>29099017>both DNC and GOP stickersHmm...
>>29096345Pay a lot of money for satnav in your car, or just get a bendy thing so you can use your phone. The fuck are you on about?
>>29102463This, not only that but someone who doesn't give a fuck about driving would look down, grab the phone and travel a good distance down the road without looking, meanwhile someone using a mount would just quickly glance and see what the next GPS instruction is gonna be and then look at the fucking road.
>>29097563I feel like Americans developed a race memory of the pseudo-CVT in the Model T, which is what drove them to invent the auto transmission
>>29098525I could but I don't want to.
Test
Miss me with that "I prefer manual" shit>I guessing which gear is the right one to use>Working the clutch is fun>I enjoy having to remember to floor the clutch before stopping>Feeding power to the engine and transmission separately is enjoyable and not annoyingStatements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
>>29102472>you're fuckin A right i'm deranged
>>29102472you can just feel when the engine is in the right gear though. and it also becomes second nature after like a month or two of daily driving.
>>29102472>I enjoy having to remember to floor the clutch before stoppingYou get so used to this that when you drive an auto you tend to stomp on the brake with your left foot when approaching a stop
>>29102474Kek, fast and furious shifter
>>29102461she's a centrist it balances out
>>29098266But those aren't mustang wheels and that's not a crown Vic
>>29096345>"Stage" anything Typically, but not limited to VAGfags and lesbarus.
>>29098462Milano, innit?
>>29102474Average manual semi shifter
>>29099017
>>29099206nta buy my cupholders are on top of the dash, works great
Bonus points for black late model honda/toyota sedan. Farmers feed cities/province outline sticker, and/or vanity plate reading 'PATEL 18' or similar optional.
>>29102946whats the weird tusked thing
>>29103149why do jeets get vanity plates that are just their name, anywaythe stupid tassels i hate but i can understand it. why would you write MANPREET on your car
>>29103165To keep White woman away. The curry & BO smell also work.
You cannot refute this.
>>29103166Those help attract their aunt
>>29098520The worst drivers I ever see are fat white women who wear glasses and always have their dark brown hair in a bun
>>29103168refute what? state laws? Yeah none of us can.
>>29103168I'm not sure what I'm being asked to not refute, here.
>>29103187>>29103194I successfully trolled myself because I live in one of the red states.
>>29103160Mythosaur skull, from star wars.
>>29103248ok. does it have some special meaning or smth
>>29103289i think its boba fett's symbol. they think theyre a heckin' tough bounty hunter is the special meaning
>>29096345>light drizzle>wipers on MAX
>>29103168I gave my front plate a purpose, it hides my winch hook.
>>29102472Surely automagic drivers must get bored of their Fisher Price-mobile two pedal machines where the most complex task imaginable is simply pushing le go pedal to move, right?
>>29103498I blame automatic wipers for this. Every vehicle I've driven with automatic wipers has always set them to MAXIMUM HYPERACTIVE SPEED MODE at the lightest sprinkle of rain, I actually hate them so much.
this is the chirping smoke alarm of driving>guy has his turn signals on>think he wants to switch lanes>he has space to move to the next lane>doesn't move at all>turn signal continues to blink and he never switches lanes
>>29103994at least people use turn signals where you live. where i live they may as well be illegal, they flash them once after they've started turning if they ever touch the stalk at all
>>29103498I see people do this shit when it's not even drizzling outside.
>>29103994In the UK people don't seize the fucking gap fucking ever and it drives me up the wall. I slow down, leave them space to go in. Nobody has the fucking sense to go in.
>>29105030>>29105031>>29105037I raise.
>>29105049You ain't see nothing yet.
>>29102946trannies/furries/etc usually drive competently. the tism makes them study upit's the LIVE LAUGH LOVE karens in loudly colored meme cars you gotta watch out for
>>29096345>they're mexican
>>29102212Fr I live in that state and the people there drive like dazed and confused seniles. They love to go under the speed limit often in the left lane.
>>29103626Indeed, if you want to drive dodgem cars go to the fair with the other kids
>>29099699Thanks, but it wasn't that one.
>>29096345They look like they're 90 years old
>>29103498My dad does this and it's annoying in the rare cases I find myself passenger in his van. He argues that any slower he can't see. I think he's getting old. Granted, my dad isn't a good car owner.>buys $60k SUV>drives it around like a work truck>hits curbs, swipes against concrete barriers, rips off his fenders to fit in tight areas, taps end bumper on shit, ignores noises the suv makes>blames his 30 years in the military driving in humvees for his current driving behavior despite being medical and retiring 10 years ago>whines and cries when his cars tend to not last long or break downAs a result, I keep my distance from large SUVs with visible damage and tons of military stickers on them driven by boomers. That's the image of all 3 of my dad's vehicles.
>>29103498It's because most people buy the cheapest shittiest wiper blades on the rack. Straight out of the package they're already leaving streaks. I'm a Boschchad with Rainx fluid, so mine are never set higher than intermittent even in a hurricane.
>>29103498I don't quite do that, but I always completely tune out my wipers after turning them on and forget to turn them back off until they start squeaking.Pisses off anyone that ever rides with me because I always leave them on too much when there's scattered showers or something.
>>29098841I just see good hardworking guys
>>29108204when i had silicone blades i never had to turn the wipers on the highway, the water beaded right off. it was pretty cool.
>>29104049Sign of low trust society more than anything I can't blame this on them. In California people people have 0 consideration and will accelerate regardless of your turn signal, like they see it as an invitation to pass you faster almost.
>>29103168I don't have my front plate on my corvette in a red state and i have never been pulled over for it. I think my state has some menial fine for it so I figure if they get me for it, ill just pay thr fine and move on.
>>29110617>the 'rules are rules' type peopleJust like those retard college kids from 2006, Atlanta, Georgia. "Hey guys lets come up with an idea of strictly going the speed limit of 55 mph on I-285 on every lane">creates a miles long traffic congestion>causing a backup involving hundreds of drivers>law enforcement took many exception to that stuntI despise those dorks with a burning passion.
>>29110634Sounds based.
>>29108060i work on a base as a civ contractor and yeah everyone there is a menace who doesnt signal, is terrified of overtaking, or swings practically onto the opposite sidewalk to overtake, and all drive edgy mall crawlers
>>29096345>Soccer mom family vans
>>29110639That is an interesting point of view now you mentioned it. Makes sense.
>>29096347I don't have a cup holder, so I just my mp3 player on the passenger seat.
>>29110651This reminded me the cyclist protest in San Francisco 2015>San Francisco Police Department (specifically at Park Station) announced a strict enforcement crackdown, ticketing bicycle commuters for rolling through or failing to come to an absolute, foot-down "full stop" at stop signs along popular bike corridors like 'The Wiggle'.>Frustrated cyclists organized a protest ride with the explicit slogan: "The thing you say you want 'every cyclist to stop at every stop sign'... you really don't want that.">Large groups of bike commuters took to the route, taking the lane and meticulously coming to a deliberate, complete, dead-stop at every single stop sign. Because standard bicycle momentum and traffic flow rely on smooth, safe yield-and-roll behaviors, forcing a strict legal stop for every single rider gridlocked rush-hour traffic, proved the point about urban traffic dynamics, and ultimately prompted local politicians to push for laws prioritizing reform (similar to the Idaho Stop model).Point being like >>29110639 mentions, it's retard politicians and faggot lawmakers that are the root cause of everyday problems on the road.
>>29110666A good solution to this is don’t require them to stop, but also don’t make it illegal to run them the fuck over.
>>29110715That's stupid. With that logic, it shouldn't be illegal to PIT maneuver a car that blew through a stop sign to turn in front of you either.
>>29110717Don’t be stupid. I would have to speed in order to pit maneuver them effectively.
>>29110643>work on a base as a civ contractor Opposite of my experience in military bases. Cops are turbo douches who will pull you over for doing 27 in a 25 zone and dont give warnings. As a result everyone is the goodest goy who doesn't speed, turn signals for everything, no Cali stops, no aggressive maneuvering.
>>29110646i almost got sideswiped by a dumb bitch driving one of these because she felt that to make a right turn, she had to handle her late model odyssey as if it was an 18 wheeler.
>>29110651>All the npcs crying, and the cops are angry for you following the lawbut the point those guys were making was to show how out of touch the laws are with reality, and how those laws can end up being just as dangerous as the things they intend to stop; the people impatiently and angrily going around them on the shoulder shows what can happen.
>>29110666this is a failure of road design more than anything. people will cope and seethe about it as being any given road user or >>29110744where im at i have been stopped multiple times for not wearing a helmet or my lighting arrangement not being precisely correct while some Lt. Karen cruises by lane splitting at 45 in a 20 (there are literal 20kmh zones on base!!!) with only one headlight. but also MPs cruise around in town and have full arresting rights not only because of obscure canadian law but the city signed a specific MOU with them saying "Yes, You Are Real Police (and we will defund our own police because you exist and are handling it)(1986)(((the city is just cheap)))"
>>29110952i got too lit and forgot the rest of my post. basically, a lot of intersections have stop signs and dont need them, or are four-way stops when they should be two-way stops, or have stop signs when the intersection is busy enough for actual signalling. even without cyclists a dedicated group of drivers seething hard enough could simply follow the actual law and gridlock everything in minutes by doing soit's not about installing chicanes for no reason or seething about "Traffic Calming", cities are just slow if not dumb and assume that people actually pay attention to signage instead of ebbing and flowing with traffic as (mostly) competent cooperative operators and never really update stuff based on actual usage or client/customer demands
>>29097214Holy based
>>29103626Your automatic doesn't come with a manual mode and paddle shifters? It's literally the fucking same bro>You don't feel the sporty driving>You don't feel in control of your carYes you do. You can upshift and downshift at any fucking moment. Automaticlets are hilarious.
>>29111884They'll cope by saying "it's not real control if you can't shift from 6th to 1st at highway speeds and blow your engine up"
>>29100013An endless amount of boomers who make our previously priced 150K homes 600k and nothern cucks shitting up orlando and tampa. There are quite literally 10 million new tards in this state since 2000 and that doesn't count the countless illegal spics and island-niggers. Please gtfo of my state.
>>29100013despite what /pol/acks will have you believe its mostly protestant boomer snowbirds
>>29110617>he does the janny's job for even MORE free than the janny does
>>29103614That's pretty cool. I like it.
>>29110418Yup. Moved to Cali recently. The common one I see is>in right lane, right turn signal on, slowing to turn into parking lot>person waiting to turn right out of said parking lot>never moves until after I have completed the turnIt is a low trust issue, just like you said. I understand the safety thought process, but these same people will cross streets without looking both ways without a crosswalk because if they get hit, Cali will ALWAYS rule in favor of pedestrian crossing, regardless of context, so $$$$$. (I know because my sister is both of these people at once)
>>29110744Same. My first week at my 2nd base, I got pulled over for doing 30 in a 25 bc I didnt realize the normally not school zone *magically* transforms into a school zone, but only during specific hours and there are zero signs indicating this. Confirmed the "no signage" by asking the MP lady that pulled me over. It is literally the main road into the base too, so every single person has to use it. Bitch gave me a school zone speeding ticket. Fuck Holloman, that base sucked.
>>29110617t. shitty driver
>>29113831how does the other driver know you're not a retard who's going to realize they went to the wrong place and then gun it directly forward, turn signal still on?
>>29114201That was my coworker's arguement as well.
>>29114793the sooner we admit that the road is a Low Trust Environment the sooner it will be fixed.
>>29103403>>29103248Oh I'm sure that's going to go great with the average person. Seeing "tranny lives matter" next to a creepy skull monster graffitiwhat are these retards smoking?
>>29118447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU23UIv3VXU
