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how do you prevent this?
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>>29097304
this almost happened to me, but I was quick enough to dash into the car and hit the brakes. just be quick about it. I can't believe how slow she is. it's like she's 70.
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i just don't understand how it happens in the first place.
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>>29097304
Easily prevented by not being a fat hispanic woman.
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Not being a retarded woman? Making sure the car is in park or out of gear with the handbrake applied before getting out? This is the reason new cars will put themselves in park if you open the door, women too stupid to operate a car correctly.
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>>29097313
By not even trying to save the car.
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>>29097313
>stop the car
>leave it in D
>get out to shout at someone like the Karen you are
>car continues to drive
The hair colour says it all, really
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>>29097304
I don't get it
Do the brakes not work or is she too fat hop in the car and to stupid to apply apply the brakes?
>how do you prevent this?
Drive a manual and put it in neutral
Put on the parking break
Apply your foot to the brake peddle
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>>29097304
assuming we're taking about stopping the car once it's rolling, the trick is to be physically fit enough to jump in while it's moving
so basically not fat/old/female/disabled which is less than 10% of americans
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I always use the hand brake.
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>>29097304
BHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>29097313
manuals win again
automatics were designed for retards like her and she still fucks it up
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>>29097304
By genociding every man below 120 IQ and every female below 100 IQ.
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>>29097304
>how do you prevent this?
A simple $3 driver's seat sensor.
1. If engine running
2. If in gear
3. If less than 50lbs of weights detected

= Ignition cutoff
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>>29097304
We have a webm general for dumb posts like this.
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>>29097304
Don't go grocery shopping wine drunk and zooted out of your mind on benzos
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>>29097313
Autotragic drivers are even bigger niggercattle than you can even imagine. Dumb shit like this will just happen and its normal. Never relax around them.
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>>29097373
and we have plebbit for generals loving wannabe jannies like you
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>>29097304
That one clearly got left in Drive when she got out, so maybe pay attention to what you're doing?

60's and 70's Fords were notorious about falling back into Reverse as they managed to make a geometry error between the quadrants in the shifter and transmissions in both the floor and column shifters and ALL automatic transmissions. The things worked well when new and adjustments were spot-on but once some wear got on them the cars would develop a condition where neither the shifter nor the transmission would actually get into the Park detent and some would fall back into Reverse if the engine was running. There's at least one video of some mid 70's Ford doing circles in Reverse in some small town square. It went on for hours (long enough for a news crew to get there) since it was on high idle and dangerous to approach. They had to wait for it to run out of gas. This was one of the few that got video but there were reports about this so often it got to be old news . There was a recall but it was just slap on the wrist where they didn't even have to fix them, just issue a warning decal.
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>>29097403
This isn't the video I remembered, but it'll do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y91DNmC0n8
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>>29097304
Tesla. It shifts in to park when you open the door.
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>>29097422
what if you open the door while driving.
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>>29097432
It doesn't let you do that unless it's going slow enough to shift into park. If you pull the emergency door handle while driving as the driver, and manage to push the door open and jump out, the lack of pedal input will cause the cause to slow down and stop from regen braking.
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>>29097304
I'm not a woman.
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>>29097372
>adjust ballsack
>car dies
>crash
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>>29097465
Oops, you forgot *other* Logic failsafes:
1. Sampling data duration
2. Steering wheel input sensor
3. Brake and Throttle sensor

Come on bro.
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>>29097372
retarded faggot moron shit

>sensor already exists for airbags
>idiotic and dangerous overreaction that could kill people

this is why you're not an automotive engineer
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>>29097304
Tell it to stop, and threaten to call the police if it doesn't comply.
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>>29097304
By not being a retarded out of shape moron.
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>>29097304
drive a manual
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>>29097318
this is why every nucar has a fucking panic attack if you open the door while it's in drive
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>>29097502
>sensor already exists for airbags
Obviously a dual-use sensor to which I was referring.
>idiotic and dangerous overreaction that could kill people
Oops, you forgot the context.
1. Low-speed
2. Automatic transmission in Drive
3. Seat sensor + Steering wheel sensor lack input for 10 seconds.

You fuckin idiot
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>>29097304
Ban women from driving
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>>29097304
I can lean in the window of my car and start it and it doesn't have a spazz attack or race off down the road.
I guess people back then could actually drive.
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>>29097373
Okay so post there
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>>29097304
Sharia law
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>>29097304
>how do you prevent this?
We don't. It's perfect! Watched it over and over again. Collapsing with legs in the air and then her head drooping in failure as she sees it disappear over the bank. Pure pottery.
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>>29097304
Ban women and fags from driving
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>>29097314
came here to post this
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>>29097304
Why is she moving so weird
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>>29097442
>open door denied
Every day I learn more about the absolute hell that is EV ownership.
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>>29098253
Women believe they don't deserve consequences or shame for their actions anymore. So why rush when the evil men will buy her another car?
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>>29098253
Unathletic woman. I could totally see Mother doing exactly this right down to the slap she gives the car as it's crossing the first curb because it's not doing what she wants.
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>>29098378
>Unathletic
you don't fucking need to be athletic to catch a vehicle going exactly walking pace
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>>29098272
Explain what's bad about being denied from opening the door from pressing the button.
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>>29098253
wet brain
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>>29098382
But you DO need to know how to work your body for something more than walking or sitting at a desk so that you develop some coordination and the only way to do that is to have done something more than hanging around and having everybody else do things for you.
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>>29098397
>Explain what's bad about being denied from opening the door from pressing the button.

Battery suddenly erupts from beneath you
>sorry, gotta wait until the vehcle has come to a complete stop and Park selected before I'll let you open the door to escape hell.
>or you can try to find the hidden (because cool points ya know) emergency door release as you're being burnt to death. Good luck, lmao!
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>>29098415
if you cannot find this handle then you deserve to die desu
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>>29097876 Big Oil + Big Auto will lose big money. Got to keep the auto nomy strong after all, you kno. /S
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my mustang applies the handbreak automatically when you open the door
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>>29097373
Buy an ad
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>>29098415
In this imaginary scenario where an electric car catches fire (even though there's no flammables like gasoline cars are filled with), you can open the door at any time with the door handle.
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>>29098397
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>>29098474
That's the rear.
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>>29097304
boats and jetskis use a killswitch. it's a little plastic fob with contacts you wear on a lanyard. so if you fall off it dies
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>>29097304
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>>29097432
>what if you open the door while driving.
Bait car? Are you black?
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>>29097304
Wait! What?
She caught up with the car and opened the drivers door. But then she tried to drag it to a stop on foot instead of jumping in ad braking.
She must have missed the day in drivers training: "Pedestrians cannot stop a powered vehicle with sheer muscle."
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>>29097304
Bitch is just walking when she can clearly catch up and stop the car.
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>>29097304
She looks like her muscles have atrophied.
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>>29097304
Never leave the vehicle without setting the parking brake first.
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>>29097342
If you leave a manual in 1st gear and the engine has enough torque the same thing will happen.
>>29098403
It's not that hard a maneuver, specially when the adrenaline kicks in, this looks more like her brain hasn't accepted that this is a bad situation that she can't angrily yell at to make it go away.
>>29098481
That's where you keep disposable things, like your children.
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>>29097304
Islam was right about women.
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>>29097304
Better automotive tech such as facial detection prevents these type of tragedies
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>>29098403
Are Americans really like this
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Did she get her legs run over at the end too?
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>>29098952
eeyup
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>>29097304
I dont hate women and these things happen to men as well.
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>>29098942
Kek
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>>29099024
Some Pop star guy
Brian Harvey
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Brian_Harvey
On 31 May 2005, he was re-admitted to hospital in a critical condition after falling under the wheels of his own car. ... car and running over himself.
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>>29098397
>Explain what's bad about being denied from opening the door
You aren't sentient. If you were this sentence would have been impossible
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>>29099105
Open the pod bay doors HAL.
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>>29097304
>I've never made a claim, why is my insurance premium so high?
Your insurance premium:
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>>29097409
>old w*man
I know it's the car's fault in this instance but it's still funny
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>>29097304
Why prevent it? Feeling the repercussions of your own stupidity is the greatest teacher. You cannot learn from your mistakes if the world around you is engineered to hide your incompetence.
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>>29097324
>not fat
>less than 10% of americans
That may have been the case like 70 years ago, but not now. It's far worse than you think. Over 1/3rd of the US population classifies as obese. And that's just the United States. If by "America" you're actually talking about the continents rather than the country, the rate probably goes up even higher since you're now including a lot more hispanic people.
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>>29099105
>deflecting
So you can't come up with a single reason why the button shouldn't disallow opening the door in certain situations.
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>>29098474
damn so if you're in the back seat and too fat to climb up front you just die?
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>>29099411
if you are fat you deserve to die
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>>29097304
walk slowly beside the 2600 lbs vehicle idling in drive and try pulling it back with 20% effort
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>>29097553
I'd use the mandated driver facing cameras to just emit a loud, repeated pulse of sonic deterrence to anyone with bright red, purple, or blue hair, for example, a special warning tone that sounds like 'NIG-GER', to keep dangerous operators away from Kia Souls.
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>>29097304
Not getting out of your car whole it's in drive should do it.
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>>29097339
this
i gotta watch it again
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>>29097304
it would be a kia too
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>>29097318
pottery
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Could have done it in style.
Like this.
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>>29098932
>If you leave a manual in 1st gear and the engine has enough torque the same thing will happen.

Why do you make shit up?
No seriously, what compels you to just flat out lie like this? I'm very curious
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>if you put a manual transmission in first gear with the engine running it won't drive away
I don't even understand what you're trying to say.
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>>29097304
I'm mostly impressed by the suspension on these cuckovers, my car would not make it over the sidewalk curb without severe cosmetic damage and it would probably high-center before the drive wheels made it up.
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>>29099888
>Peace out
>I'm going to suk some new dicks n sit.
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>>29097304
None of those people are licensed drivers. It's a growing problem.
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>>29100079
>t. i never used a manual gearbox
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>>29099888
>the disruptor of 10 000!
superlatively epic
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>>29100742
The engine stalls you dumb fuck
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>>29097312
>I can't believe how slow she is.
She's not trying to be fast to get in the door, she's trying to slow the car to a stop by pulling on the doorframe. You can tell this by how her thighs are constantly pointed forward throughout the clip, never even straight down as normal walking would do before you lift your foot off the ground.
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>>29100891
in theory it would stall, however if you purposefully set out the clutch enough to get it rolling then leave the car it would continue for a bit, however you'd have to be doing it on purpose
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>>29097304
Don't be a woman
Don't let women drive
You'll solve a lot of problems this way
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>>29097304
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP
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>>29099888
>that beetle darting out from behind the wall of nufat to avoid the pile up
Cute
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>>29099208
Yeah it my fucking car and my fucking doors. When I open the door it better fucking open. It's not a wake button for the door that needs to talk the car's antichrist to see if opening the fucking door with the interor door handle is allowed or not. Pull door handle means open the fucking door.
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>>29101062
You have to be on your fucking toes in a beetle since even the smallest collision could easily mean death
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>>29099888
uh why did she do it
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>>29100891
Nonono, he's correct.
If you're on flat road, shift into first, slowly and gently release the clutch pedal to get it going, it won't stall out.
But if there's any hills or incline without increasing engine rpm, then yes it will stall out after it lunges a few times.
Try it out.
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>>29101086
modern cars have anti stall systems and rev for you
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>>29099888
insurance fraud?
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>>29101090
indeed they do
>t. 2010 Mazda 3
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>>29101092
Lol what exactly did she expect the insurance to do here
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Begome ordodox
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>>29101090
And real cars have enough torque that they won't stall in idle.
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>>29097304
Imagine having so little control over your body. It must be tough to live like that. I move like that with a 40c fever after I've been laying in bed for 3 days with the flu.
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>>29100891
It only stalls if it's a gutless 4cyl piece of shit. Try that in a beefy diesel engine and it will just go.
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>>29101582
and what car would that be?
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>>29097313
American cars have a feature called "creep". Basically if the car is in drive gear, even if the accelerator is not engaged, the car will give itself enough gas to slowly move forward. Yes that is correct, the car will accelerate even if the gas pedal is not being pressed.
Apparently this stems from the earliest days of automatic drives, where it was mechanically easier to implement the first systems if they always gave themselves gas. This must be why there is a different auto 'gear' mode for park and drive. Cars don't really need this anymore, but apparently Americans have grown used to this "feature", so automatic cars can literally drive themselves forward with no driver inside because the USA is a lunatic asylum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idle_creep
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>>29099888
Straight up attempted manslaughter charge.
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>>29101714
>American cars American cars American cars American cars American cars American cars
Anon, auto transmission isn't exclusive to America.
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>>29101714
this happens in my very european diesel volvo, and every other auto i've driven. great for crawling in traffic and also while parking/manouvering in tight spots
but yeah, retards can get fucked up by it, though i don't know how, for me to motion of putting it in park before starting to get out is so ingrained i don't know what has to happen for me to forget it
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>>29101714
Did you know that all cars, regardless of country of origin or transmission type, will move forward if the engine is on and a gear engaged?
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>>29101665
>diesel wont stall
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>29098474
How is the Tesla, especially the Model 3, even road-legal?
Fucking trunks in America have to have an inner release lever, but the rear seat passengers can enjoy the world's most expensive cremation?
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>>29102053
>t. never driven a diesel
>>29101665
>Try that in a beefy diesel engine and it will just go.
It definitely can go, though it'll buck like a horse if you dump the clutch.
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>>29101714
>American
It's not an american thing, it's an autotragic thing. My manual truck also creeps forward if I leave it in first.
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>>29099561
>should do it.
Obviously not hence the video...

retard.
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>>29097304
Just don't be a stupid bitch
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>>29101714
How does it feel to be retarded anon? Just regurgitating information found on the internet without a simulance of brain function.
Putting a car in gear(manual or auto)transfers the energy from the engine to the wheels, to put it simply.
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>>29100946
>>29101086
>if you purposefully ease off the clutch to make the car creep forward, it creeps forward
yeah no shit
the point is if you are in gear and let go of the clutch suddenly to get out of the car, it either stalls or jerks forwards before your ass is off the seat
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>>29097346
>He wants half the men in the world to share the 6 women left
That grosser than Bonnie blue you sick fuck
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>>29101062
He didn't relax
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>>29101090
I rented manual 2025 kia xceed, and that thing is barely manual at all.
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>>29097304
ban women
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>>29101077
She monkey
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>>29103132
>ackschyually i meant..
yeah okay.
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>>29103132
t. never had a granny gear
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>>29103132
So? If your point is that it is impossible for the driver to miss the fact the car is in gear, it'd also be pretty difficult to miss an auto creeping forward when you try to put your foot on the ground to get out.
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>>29097314

She is as white as can be. Even how she moves is white.
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>>29097570
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