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Does the stereotype of vans being associated with rapists have to do with how ugly American Vans are? The Dodge Ram Van, The Ford Econoline Van & the Chevrolet Vans are truly hideous.

The Modern Day Van Market is dominated by the Ford Transit (designed by Ford Europe), the Dodge Ram Promaster (rebadged Fiat Ducato) & the Mercedes Benz Sprinter. These European Vans are much better looking & don't get hit with the same negative stereotype.
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>>29101407
It was more like Boomers were getting girls drunk in their vans and fucking them.
Not sure how true the "rape' part is but ya.
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>>29101407
Really? You think the Promaster and the Trannyshit look better than those? Also which market are you talking about? Because America was built by and runs off the Chevy Express. If Euro vans are superior how come you haven't used them to take a vehicle to the moon?
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>Am I kawaii? Uguu?
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>>29101407
I owned an E150 Club Wagon with an air mattress in the back. Had sex with at least a half dozen girls back there. All of it consensual though.
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>>29101432
I really like vans of this vintage. It's especially cool when they're repurposed as a support van.
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>Ford Transit
ACKing transmissions and turbos left and right
>Promaster
Rusted away if they didn't break down at 10,000 miles
>Sprinter
lmao
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literally zero taste
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>>29101432
Almost looks like a zigger van.
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>>29101451
HELL
YEAH
BROTHER
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>>29101473
I'd tell whoever owns this that his van is awesome, but I would try not to shake his hand.
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>>29101475
Pretty much. I saw it in google results and I couldn't not post that.
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When I was a child my parents had a campervan and playing inside it was the GOAT. I long for another furnished campervan.
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>>29101440

>I really like vans. Especially when they are repurposed as vans.

Fucking kek
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>>29101407
You are gay and retarded. The stereotype is white panel vans like pic related.
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>>29101465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
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>>29101465
I read it as something else
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>>29101407
euro transits are still percieved as rapist vans
it has nothing to do with looks, it's all about the big windowless compartament you can do whatever you want in
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Old American vans look better and I say that as a euro
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>>29101407
>These European Vans are much better looking
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>>29101407
For me it's this
I'm almost a 30yr old virgin
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>>29101477
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>>29101433
I've fucked in a lot of different cars and have never been able to get the suspension to stop rocking violently and make it extremely obvious what's going on inside. Is there a secret or do you just have to deal with it?
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>>29101407
What a fucking moron.
Im guessing your an inbred brit.
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>>29101679
its like how soldiers break formation when marching over bridges, you have to interrupt the rhythm
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>>29101672
Uncle Rico?
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>>29101407
I seen enough to know better that to ever get into a van with a stranger
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>but what about the americans?
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>>29101433
>>29101679
you need to leave this website and never come back. instagram and niggertok are more fitting for you sexhavers
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>>29101679
If the van is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'
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>>29101441

What's wrong with the Sprinter?
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>>29101791
>>29101792
should have replaced the ram logos with picrel
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>>29101791
>>29101792
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
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>>29101792
>>29101791
Never should have come here!
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>>29101791
>>29101792
let me guess, somebody stole your hubcaps
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>>29101849
I used to be a shitposter like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
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>>29101852
hearty kek
>>29101792
>>29101791

could do without the Skyrim logo
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>>29101407
one more shitpost like this and i'll lure you into my van
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I've been considering trading in my sports car for a van. None of that minivan shit, but a legit work van where I can set my laptop up in the back
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>>29101932
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>>29101679
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>>29101932
palantir makes one. you can use it to make shareholder value go up!
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>>29101799
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>>29101407
get that cock out of your mouth OP and shut it I will not hear this van slander on my /o/
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>>29101407
Any van is a rape van if I am driving
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>>29102209
cute rarity
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>>29102209
>Fuzzy dice
Based
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>>29101679
I have banged in a ton (10+ probably) of different cars and never got caught due to any rocking. SUVs where you can lay seats down and bang longitudinally are best.
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>>29103044

Why SUVs over Vans? What is it about the elevation?
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>>29102209
Based. Seconding this
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The only time i have ever banged in a car was in a nissan sunny in front of a closed but still brightly lit grocery store along a main road.

>carrying the girl home from a club
>we have an up and down history when we were friends. Bad enough we stopped talking to eachother all of a sudden until one day we ran into eachother and we were cool for a couple days
>she is making fun of me for being white
>she is a light mulatto
>my skin is darker than hers due to me having a heavy tan
>make jokes of her being whiter than me
>she jumps out the passenger seat onto my lap and shouts "do you have dark nipples?!?"
>lifts her shirt and bra
>staring at heaven
>but this woman hates me so i cant compute
>tell her my nipples are dark too
>she lifts my shirt but only wins by a few shades
>the silence of me denying reality is a painful memory
>however after a moment i caught my senses and then we did the deed fully lit up on a main road

That led to an insane "we arent together" relationship worthy of 50 days worth of bar stories. I do miss her often enough
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>>29104176
moar
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>>29102209

why americans can't stop talking about dicks ?
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>>29102254
why?
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sure



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