Yeah and now we have "hunter eyes" on grocery getters / 2 cylinder city blobs.Are modern car designers and car company suits self aware? Do they think?
It reflects how angry everyone has become
>>29101710Laughs in 03 Silverado cat eye.
>multipla>preyLook at your picture, the multipla looks like a crazy psycho from an early morning cartoon.
>>29101831that's why it's so dangerous
>>29101702>>29101710>Do manufacturers think about schizos seeing faces in cars? I don't think so.
>>29101980>knows nothing about car design
>>29101980>Do manufacturers think about schizos seeing faces in cars?Yes. Hope this helps!
>>29101980they do and it was a disaster for a couple years in the mid 00s when american car companies stopped intentionally making their cars have faces to try to appeal more to DA WERKIN MAN not realizing that while they dont want a car that can ever look "cute" they still anthropomorphize them subconsciously and still want it to have a face and "personality"its also why they give them le wide predator hips (flared out rear wheel wells) it's to make it look more like an aggressive animal. but most companies stopped doing that since normies dont notice that one as much and it honestly looks kinda stupid and hurts aero for no reasonsame for grille position and styling. it has to look like a mouth so it has to be low even though raising it a bit would probably help airflow on most models. and it's why non cybertruck teslas look uncanny, they have no "mouth" but the concave bit where a grille really should go still gives it a face-like profile>>29101710making nu-challengers look happy was the biggest flex a car company has made in six or seven minutesthey look even happier in person because those headlights are sunk back further than they look in most photos, it gives it a sort of magic eye effect
>>29101702sex with bottom right while top left watches and hires third down left to kill me and second down right does my taxes
>>29101702I have never seen a car with "hunter headlights" or an angry grille that didn't look gay and gaudy.
>>29101702Here fixed it for you, wrenchlet.
>>29102076Did you learn a new word today? I see you calling someone a wrenchlet in every thread
>>29101980It's not some schizo thing. In design, the front of the car is literally called the fascia.
>>29102076serial killer eyes
>>29102076Both sides are hideously riced
>>29102186
>>29101702>apex predator headlights
>>29102888>v6Kys
>>29101702I think you have your prey vs predator mixed up.
>>29102901>v8 fag got raped by a v6 and is coping.... HARDLol you're worse than that v6 chally wally guy... Lmao, I actually think he has a better car than you.
>>29102888>>29102901>>29102917>dead internet theory on display
>>29101702>>29101710that's why I drive a car that has a smiley face
>>29101702bottom right is extremely Rabbit Coded
>>29102037
>>29102933she's consenting...
>>29102901>got mogged by a guy who built up a V6lol lmao
>>29102925have you seen that video of the mother rabbit beating the shit out of a snake that attacked her babies?
>>29102968i have not seen Zootopia 2, no
>>29102901It's a flat 6/H6 you troglodyte
>>29103007>ACKSHUALLKys wrenchlet
>>29103014You are the wrenchlet, lol
>>29103040>still fuming he lost
The Fiat Multipla looks like it's about to give you unwanted touch.
>>29103014Having wrenchlet in your vocabulary is a red flag now. Speak like a normal person.
>>29102186>>29102193I was just about to say that. The early 2000 models were 200+ brake at baseline without mods
>>29101702>comfy eyes
>>29104659looks pissed about the brats playing soccer in his backyard
>>29104662i dunno i just don't see faces with quad stack headlights, even the that 50s chrysler one which had them at an angle as probably the earliest form of angery eyes ever I just couldn't really see it.
Round headlights > everything else
>>29104647didnt they also weigh a gorillion pounds though because of sound systems and xtra comfy seats and roof motors and shit
>>29101980Lack of pareidolia (the natural tendency to see faces in inanimate objects, an adaptation to spot predators faster) is a sign of autism, anon. Unironically you should get checked.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27696185/
>>29103014>calls others wrenchlet>doesn't know basic car factsThis term is just used by third-world ESL now.
>>29105014thats surprising because isnt another symptom of autism an unhealthy attachment to (and subsequent anthropomorphization of) objects
>>29101702rapist vs rapee eyes
>>29104995Yeah they were heavy as shit
ftfy
>>29105075Lol dude fuck your little v6, wrenchlet
>>29101702> 18 8 23 8 3 8 22 15 21 17 6 16 1 7 8 19 10 22 19 23 14 17 14 22 0 12 8 8 10 7 1 1 22>PROCEED TO TARGET>18 8 23 8 3 8 22 15 21 17 6 16 1 7 8 19 10 22 19 23 14 17 14 22 0 12 8 8 10 7 1 1 22>OSWALD COMPROMISED
>>29105689Why can't we have pop-ups like this though?
>>29105684Nobody cares about your v6 fixation you retard. Fuck off, and take your overused buzzwords, verbal crutches, and word salads with you.
>>29105679raped toyota looks like is ahegaoing anyway kekw
>>29104659>yfw the manager is colored...
>>29105697it's more expensive, breaks often, and doesn't do anything that recessed lights with a transparent cowling wouldn't do.
>>29105679lol
>>29105104Yes, but autists have a hard time recognizing facial expressions and emotions. Not identifying the face doesn't mean the autist can't still anthropomorphize his car and want to fuck it.
>>29105700Wrenchlet, ricer
>>29105104This is not any of that dude,associating cars with human faces it's car design 101 ,you're the one whos being weird
>>29106884English please
>>29105679Kek
>>29101831New New Beetle isn't that simple either. It's like that anime maid that looks polite and non-threatening, but then pulls a minigun or something from under her skirt.
>>29102008i look exactly like this
>>29101831kekand it has 2 more
>>29102037>they have no "mouth" but the concave bit where a grille really should gonot since 24/25 they don't
Smiling cars are cute
>>29113385>smilinghe looks like he's shouting a slur
>>29113387It was made in the meme state of Ohio after all
>>29113387why not both
>>29102910we put prey in our lunch and predator in zoo
I noticed other people are more likely to take my right of way and be argumentative when I drive my twingo and I'm almost sure that it's because it doesn't have le angery face. When it becomes my only car soon I should probably get a golf club or something to beat down aggressive boomers.
>>29116406Then I guess it's time for you to hit Ebay for dem psychopath Twingo look mods
>>29116406>and be argumentativeThat's exactly why we have dashcams now. For exactly those moments to shut them right up.
>>29116762but the fact that they even get agressive is interesting and I'm certain it is just because the car looks friendly instead of being an angry soap bar>>29116757that's not a bad mod idea, but I kinda prefer exiting a smiley faced car and being even madder and more argumentative than the other guy.
>>29102934challys are such sluts, cant leave em out of your sight for a second look at this smug-ass faceif a human 10 year old looked at you like this youd be going to jail
>>29116815that's oddly specific anon.
>>29116809>the car looks friendly instead of being an angry soap barThis is it 100%. You have to have an angry car to project how much izzat you have
>>29101710:'(
>>29116815i can't tell if you mean you'd be beating his ass or beating his ass
>>29118117challenger so probably eating ass
>>29101702cars with happy faces are cool.
>>29104763For cars with multiple headlamps like this I can only see picrel as its "face."
>>29105014I can see the faces, i just don't care. The schizo part is when you actually care too deeply about it. Its a fucking car.
>>29101702>hunter/prey eyesSome of the dumbest shit I've ever had the displeasure to read let alone think about.
>front bumper of cars in 2030's
>>29120338>ALWAYS ANGRY!>ALL THE TIME!
