Do you ever drive home after drinking? I just did, and it turned out fine.
I used to drive to work after drinking. I've only been "drunk" a handful of times in my life. I'm just not a lightweight even when I down heavy mixed drinks.
>>29102295i drank a whole 600 ml bottle of water right before heading home from work once and barely made it to my bathroom in time
>>29102327omorashi >\\\<
>>29102295And whatever you do, don't sleep on the side of the road or a parking lot. Otherwise some random cop will weasel himself into writing you up for a DUI, even when you're sleeping in the back of the car with the keys in the glovebox out of reach.>Well anon, what have we learned?>That it's better for me to just drive all the way home than to sleep it off part way through
>>29102341agreed though i have slept at rest stops and been just fine. it's a lot weirder to see a lone car in an otherwise empty parking lot at night.
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>>29102295Even if alcohol reduces my driving abilities by 1/2, I'm still a better driver than 99% of people on the road today.
No, I only drink at home when I know I’ve got nowhere to be. Problem solved.
>>29102341A lot of people don't read parking situations right, they will park in the back of a vacant buildings parking lot and get popped every time. Instead park where there are a lot of cars and you can easily blend in.
>>29102341i saw an episode of live pd where they tried to bust a guy for this, decided to initiate an armed standoff (including rifles and a grenade launcher) instead of just going "hey buddy wake up", it turned out he wasn't drunk, and then they shifted probable cause to him not having a steering wheel (???) and then it turned out he did have a steering wheel, it was just a fancy racing type that pops off, and he had popped it off so he could take a nap without it being in the way and hopefully signalling to police that he's unable to operate the car (apparently didnt work)
>>29102916yep, cops are bottom-of-the-barrel, lowest common denominator, low IQ imbeciles.
>>29102295Not after, since there's a case of beer in the middle seat. Empties go out the little sliding window into the bed.
>>29102916this is like an episode of Reno 911
>>29102295Old cunt here. I've done it well over 1,000 times. Might even be 2,000. Never been busted. Here are my remarkable stats:41 years car driving35 years motorcycle riding27 years truck driving.......for a grand total of z-e-r-o collisions. If you're a skilled unit and can handle your booze, it's not a problem. Drink driving laws are necessarily aimed at allowing for young Asian females.
>>29104620Almost the same, except they fuckin got me one time because my FUCKING tail light was out. Life's not fair
