>i only buy used cars
>>29106643>b-but the TCOOOOOOThe cuckold screamed driving another man's sloppy fifths
You do realize brand new cars don't come with zero miles, right? Or have you never bought new?
>>29106643I love the fantasy that all of the men who get to her before you will be white.
>>29106643Your wife and mother are used up cum dumpsters
>>29106648>uhhh she's not a virgin because she kissed a guy once
>>29106643Why would I buy new? Buying new means getting guaranteed screenslop, and well as hybridslop and/or itty-bitty-baby-engine-with-a-turboslop.
>>29106643You deserve what you tolerate.
>>29106661
>>29106655Yes.
>>29106681mirror
>>29106690
>>29106690Why'd you do it?
>>29106681Sloppy fifths cope
>>29106690Careful what you wish for, anon. Also, why did you suck off the nagger?
>>29106703>>29106690Why did you suck off the nigger, fag?
>>29106708Sloppy fifths niggeroid
>>29106712>NO Uso...why'd you do it?
>>29106681>>29106690>>29106700You niggers created infinite power
>>29106715Sloppy fifths niggeroid
>under 30k miles>$20k back in my pocketYou bet your ass I only buy used
>>29106738Under 30k miles is practically the same cost as buying new.
It smells like sweaty dealership salesman ITT
>>29106758I'll scare them off for you. I'm here to pay for a car in cash, no financing.
>>29106779cash price is 2k extra :^)
>>29106739Mechanically, it should be, but lots of people can just ruin a car in a few years just by being themselves inside the thing.>just use ozone to get rid of the smoker smell yada yadaIt's not most people or most cars, it's that one person that can ruin a car like they ruin a public bathroom.
>>29106643I fuck widows tho
>>29106795ozone can tear up plastics and upholstery. and it isn't always a sure fix
>i fuck cars
>>29106796I'm looking for a community of toaster fuckers
>>29106795Yeah I agree with you. You get a potentially busted car for negligible savings.
>>29106655Critical engine break in happens within the first 10 miles. Every modern car is broken in with a 1000x cold starts.
>Son, what our car did before I bought her is her business
>>29106643based me on the leftsaving shitboxes from the scrapheap and running them into the ground
>>29106728why are you a nigger dick sucking fag?
>>29106643There is nothing wrong with buying a used car or marrying a used woman and no im not just saying that as cope because I can't afford a new car or a virgin woman. Even if I was rich I would still buy used only because it's just better. Why? It just is ok?
>>29106643If manufacturers went full retard and offered older models as they were originally then I'd buy new, otherwise why would I want an ugly piece of shit just because it's new?
>>29106643With the new car, the line of men fucking you in the ass is the monthly payments
>>29106795My brother had a stoner friend who was so disgusting, that he would ruin anything he touched. He only wore flip flops and always smelled so bad that if he sat on something, it would smell too and had to be washed not just once. He once sat in the back of my old truck and he must have taken his flip flops off because he burnt his foot shape into my carpet. The day I sold it they took off a $1000 from the offer from the petrified foot stain in the back.
>>29107102Some people are geniunely gross. This is why I can't buy used.
>>29106992whatever do you mean anonnew cars are so cool
OP cooked with this. Look at the poorfags swarming like flies LMAO.
>>29107226
>>29106643i only buy used cars
>>29106643Get with the times, grandpa. This generation of cars is the first to be worse than the ones that preceded them.Unless you think paying out the ass for spyware and nannies is a feature.
>>29106738>only 4 kids>$20 back in my pocket
>>29106992god i wish i could buy a new build panther body
>>29107742For me it would be this or a turd gen Firebird
>>29107226What even is this screen for? To watch videos during those 1-2 seconds you're reaching for the door handle?
>>29107886You can scroll tiktok when getting in or out of the car
>>29107886for them to play spiderman ads
>>29107410>This generationeverything they added after 2000 is bloat
>File deletedLel. Janny got mad.
>>29106648 Former dealer mechanic here. I farted in a few cars, chipped the windshield in one and had sex in a pre owned vehicle. I guess smell my farts.
>>29108556They are a used car buyer, so am I but I like fucking whores too.
OP got pwnt
>>29106690why'd you do it?
>>29108739How was the lube tech's booty?
>>29107793I had a second gen 4cyl 5spd. It was fun. I swear they've vanished though. Haven't seen one on the road in a long time.
>>29108772It was my ex wife and it was ok. Later I had 2 kids.
>>29108777I have a V6 but in Europe. They're almost extinct here too. I see way more Vettes for example than Probes.
>>29108752Reverse works both ways friend. Hope this helps.
>>29108739Independent shop tech here, I do not hold back from ripping ass in any car
>>29108884I tried to hold back. They were new cars.
>>29107793the styling isn't super compelling to me. the 90s-00s look is pretty hot and cold to me. what's appealing about this car to you, or in general?
>>29108864but.....why'd you do it?
>>29109122You tell me
>>29109063It's a slim coupe and it has pop ups
>>29109217I'm not you so I couldn't possibly answer that question. However, you haven't answered it yet. Why'd you do it?
