Ladies and Traps, today, I place the French on trial for the things they've engineered.To begin, we will hear Anon's testimony and picture evidence.If convicted, the French will be walled off and forced to deal with only themselves and will no longer be allowed to impose French upon anyone else.I think I have a strong beginning: (picrel) This isn't a fucking car it's a joke on Play-Skool toys. That's not being serious and I refuse to accept that the French thought for one minute anyone wants this. It's goddamn smug art is what it is.
Literally fuck you. That's a fried fish sandwich with steak sauce on it.
Here, the japanese tendency to make everything look like an apple product meets americans going to walmart at 1am in pajamas to buy crisco tubs while playing ICP on a speaker phone.
This was inspired by the interpretive dance performance of that one guy who stuck his head in a particle accellerator and lived.
>>29111961The French are capable of being normal, they just choose to be experimental.
What kind of fucked up foot mashed grape wine fever makes the notion of a roof that's bigger than the car it's on top of in any way acceptable?
>>29111975>capable of being normal>shutter blinds on the rear windowOn what occasion is it safe to shut them?
>The French>Fiat multipla
>>29111978it's fine, that's why you got wing mi- oh...
>normal
>>29111979Roberto Giolitomain influences: Le Corbusier and Jean NouvelHON HON HON!
>>29111983any reason every part sticks out a solid 3 inches?
you should have opened with this. you're slacking OP
How do you out-shitbox the soviets? Fucking HOW?
>>29111990It's like russia and nuclear horrors; on your way to one of them you generally stumble upon several other unknown and equally horrific accidents.Except it's france and design.
Every time 3 french get together, one of them is a hated outcast.
the french copy no one, and no one copies the french
It's... just... UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, why do they make eyes intake their photons?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHEN "MINIVAN" ENTERED THE FRENCH FUCKING BRAIN
There IS a way to make a VW annoying!
They picked the worst version of the worst idea: texture body panels.
>>29112004fuck you that's neat
The DS is awesome.
I don't get it, all of these cars look fantastic.
>>29111990What the fuck is this??? The Ac compressor and alternator are driven by a meter long shaft, there's steering rack or something in the middle of everything somehow. I can't tell if the engine is an inline, V or something else altogether
>>29112019>>29112014I can smell it from here
>>29112046not even phased by the commercial off the shelf CAN that has a bracket all set for it?
>>29112057guess where the engine is
"moteur" they made even that sound gay
>>29111971woah I want to see this one in motion
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>>29112057Thats neat actually.The more I look at it, the more I wonder how it can run and spin all the pulleys and whatnot WITHOUT destroying any hose, tube or wiring around it.
>>29112046It's a Citroën SM. Maserati V6.
>>29112073Learned something new!Thanks anon
>>29111990i like that in all this madness there's a pair of brackets for storing spare oil/windshield washer fluid
>>29111961America already said enough to the French's bullshit like 40 years ago. I'm surprised it's taken the rest of the world this long
>>29112007didn't think that wooden panels on doors would come back in another fashion
>>29111967I will not tolerate Twingo interior slander. That car is pure fucking space wizardry.
>>29112046Technically it's mid-engine, front-wheel drive. The gearbox sits ahead of the engine, and the engine sits entirely behind the front wheels.
>>29112195Think the Renault 4 was like that too.
Only faggots don't like multiplas, which is only supported further by OP's retardation
Twingos and multiplas are what happens in a world heavily dependent on onions products.
>>29112007>>29112182>texture body panelsThat's the AIRBUMP ®, a feature meant to protect the car from Paris and its peaceful people.Some of their newer, blockier cars almost look like they're meant to provide a platform for rioters to climb on and claim the high ground.
>>29112071:(
you're doing a terrible job at making these cars look bad. they look interesting and fun
>>29112061Nice racing sled
>>29111990thats honestly not that bad. its just hoses and the they are easy to follow.
>>29111990the more i stare at this the more i am able to figure shit out and identify everything.i like how the brake master is the first one being pressurized by the hydraulic fluid, so if you notice your suspension sag, its a clear sign that brakes are next to go
>>29111983It's a megaold car, from the time you only got the left mirror as standard (right one was a paid option).
>>29112004This one was very popular with old people circa the mid-2010s in Eastern Europe, as a second-hand car (imported from Western countries). The entryway is massive, and sliding doors make those shitass Lidl parking lots look a lot bigger.
>>29112477They're made by fucking assholes with asshole attitudes from a place which schools people in assholery and assholism.
>>29112642>he says, on this website
>>29111987Le Corbusier just built houses with spare parts he had access to; in his case Airbus fuselages. I would like to see a Mies van der Rohe design philosophy, with luxury granite paneling.
French cars are cool.
>>29111983Vat zew yew keghr 'abut ze tgafic ah putain!?!
>>29111961Also op you utter queer that's a fiat
>>29112978What in the everloving fuck are you on about?
>>29111961>I think I have a strong beginning: (picrel)Isn't the Fiat Multipla an Italian car?
>>29117502Yes. Yes it is. Wasn't styled by a frog either.
>>29112395>That's the AIRBUMP ®, a feature meant to protect the car from Paris and its peaceful people.Not a bad idea. I've read that in France, and specifically Paris, it's common for cars to bump into each other when parallel parking. They actually still use bumpers for their intended purpose there. And cars will park so close together that sometimes even if you don't hit any cars when you parallel park, when you go to leave your parking spot after a few hours, you may need to bump the cars in front of and behind you in order to create enough space to exit your parking space. In that case, these air bump side bumpers probably provide a similar purpose for tight parking lots I'm guessing, or maybe it's just a way to avoid door dings in parking lots. Either way, I don't hate it
>>29117573I kind of miss them desu, both for their function and funky styling, dunno if it's a thing that can be easily replicated by other carmakers, but I'd like to see them try
>>29111961Fuck you man you've never driven a multipla. It is ugly as sin but it's the most practical and useful car ever made.
>>29117268More evidence against the French, basically.>>29117506The italian stylist openly worshipped and emulated two french designers; c'est French motherfucker.
